Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 17-Mar-17 11:02:15 UTC

  1. In my dream I was a Midsummer Murders-type detective trying to solve a murder in like a craft store or chintzy shop. None of my suspects were being co-operative so someone lit a fire so everybody had to evacuate and it turned out all the suspects were vampires and incinerated in the sunlight. That case solved itself

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