Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 16-Apr-21 23:38:42 UTC

  1. Come Metal Gear Solid 4, we learn that Meryl does, in fact, still exist, and she and Snake are apparently on very bad terms, so bad that at the end of the game she decides to marry the guy with a bad gut who’s been batcaveting himself for three games across two generations, while Snake, who has just months to live because of cloning-related accelerated aging, decides to become Otacon’s heterosexual life partner and raise an adopted daughter with him, who then goes on to work with a Cyborg Ninja who’s trying to prevent Donald Trump from being elected President.

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