Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-24 05:57:37 UTC

Matt

Just woke up from a nightmare about the Woobus, a hideous Bolivian monkey-type animal that can flatten itself to defend against threats, has spines that shoot out when threatened, has an insanely distressing alarm call, always has a boner, and will beat your kiwiing ass if you approach it. it had no legs and walked around with its arms using its clenched fists as feet. it always had its eyes closed but it could still see you. it had donkey kong’s haircut.