theironpony's status on Tuesday, 03-Jan-12 20:18:11 UTC
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@yodelerty Fine. But we must meet at an undisclosed location. At 3:14, travel east to the gas station on the corner. There, you will find a blue van, knock on the left rear window four times, followed by two more slow knocks. When the question is asked, reply: "Only when the moon shines upon the cooked bacon." He will give yo the keys to a beige truck at the other end of the parking lot. In there, you will find a portion of a map with directions. Follow them exactly. Then, we may meet and you may know my secrets.
