Notices by Patch (patch), page 42
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@ceruleanspark Have you noticed how, when they say "Now pre-boaring for flight P014-Y to Whereverton" what people seem to hear is "The bears are coming! Rush the gate!"
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@ceruleanspark Good pony.
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@moonprincess Almost everyone will eventually betray you, it's true. I hate that.
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@ceruleanspark You are great and powerful. I'm sure it will be restored in like, no time.
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@ceruleanspark Hey, Cerulean! Hope yer plane don't crash!
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@moonprincess Well, yes, naturally I'm an idiot. I thought that went without saying. :D
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@moonprincess But *we* love *you*...
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@gluestick And by 'greatest gift the internet has ever given' I assume you mean 'a striking example of what is wrong with humanity'?
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@thelastgherkin Trust me. Neither appreciates it when you invert the customary meanings of the action.
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@purplephish20 We're all gonna die, Purple.
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@galaxy You'll be fine, darling.
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Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Gherkin and I will be here all weak. Tipping: bad for cows, good for waitresses.
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@flaxx Not the sax?
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@thelastgherkin Don't give him flack. It's not energy he lacks. It's just stacks and stacks of facts he had to fax to max he first had to carry in sacks!
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@theawesomepinkpony I am #aneolithichbonehead and champion forgetter of things. But while I may have failed to recall your name, I never could forget the awesome pinkness--and ponyhood--which you embody the very essence of.
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@chillman23 I do like me some good green tea. Bit of an acquired taste.
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@flaxx Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the returning champion...FLAAAAXX!
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@chillman23 What sort of tea you like?
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@chillman23 Blood oranges are just a type of orange, really. Their juice looks a bit like the old red vintage, but that's all. It makes quite a flavorful tea, and very soothing. A nice alternative to "earl grey, hot".
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@chillman23 Have you ever tried blood orange tea?
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@jinny Dudes like Mr. Boreanaz are *too* handsome to appeal to me, if you catch my meaning. I like faces with a bit more character.
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@jinny Yes it does! I put just a touch in the chili I made the other day, and it was delicious. I also steeped some peppermint tea in a mixture of half water and half coffee...ditto. And believe it or not, a tablespoon or two in spaghetti sauce can really bring out the flavor.
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@chillman23 Good point. Prolly not the best idea to show up tipsy. Well, it's around if you want it. If you're of age, I would actually suggest some warm mead with honey in it. It really does help with the typical winter maladies.
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@chillman23 Here ya go, chilly, a box of fresh sparkles to help brighten up your day. Alternatively, I could see if I have some whisky lying around here...
