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  1. hey uhhh Virginia what’s the point of decriminalize pot if I still can’t buy it anywhere???? Use ur heads dingos

    Sunday, 08-Mar-20 21:17:20 UTC from web
  2. In the 2007 episode where Springfield moves its primary up to be the first in the nation, both parties attempt to court Ralph Wiggum to join their cause, implying that Springfield is perhaps in a very important swing state. There’s a billboard gag in one episode that advertises a playboy event hosted by Mayor Quimby, a Democrat, and the event is endorsed by President Trump. So one can possibly assume that Springfield is an Obama-Trump rust belt community and that Homer’s voting habits are not unusual, but in fact the norm.

    Sunday, 08-Mar-20 19:24:52 UTC from web
    • He voted for Obama in the 2008 Halloween episode but then calls Joe Biden a “jackass” in an episode a year later, he voted for Romney in 2012, and in a 2016 episode he mentions that he supports Bernie Sanders over Hillary Clinton (because he likes his chicken) and an Internet short later that year all but states outright that were it not for Marge, he’d be voting for Trump.

      Sunday, 08-Mar-20 19:13:34 UTC from web
      • Homer the Simp

        Sunday, 08-Mar-20 19:10:47 UTC from web
        • On a Simpsons binge and I am convinced Homer would have voted for Trump

          Sunday, 08-Mar-20 18:58:12 UTC from web
        • That said, I keep meaning to launch a Pleroma instance for myself.... Just keep having problems with nginx.

          Thursday, 05-Mar-20 18:36:42 UTC from web
        • the newest version of flash has some really useful features but it's so buggy and FrankerZty and resource hoggy that it's almost not worth it. flash 2017, the one i actually use regularly, lacks those features but it's probably crashed on me once in the last two years.

          Saturday, 07-Mar-20 23:54:08 UTC from web
          • heard the next DNC debate's gonna be moderated by eric andre

            Saturday, 07-Mar-20 19:16:38 UTC from web
            • I have four stand-alone Swole Foods episodes I want to make before I get myself too invested in another story-driven series to see if I can make the show work as it’s currently conceptualized or if I’ll have to go back and re-work it some more. “The First Day”, in which we’re introduced to our three leads; “All Dogs Go to Heaven”, which is an allegorical account of my own relationship with religion; “Brain Dead”, about a zombie apocalypse; and “Mike Hawk Down”, in which we’re introduced to a fourth major character, Republican Congressman Mike Hawk, a tragically repressed gay man who finds himself questioning his own self worth and his place in society after his re-election campaign ends in failure. Hopefully people don’t think I’m tricking them once I introduce the serialization angle after those initial four episodes.

              Saturday, 07-Mar-20 10:40:15 UTC from web
            • Hey if you ever hear anyone complain about how self-checkout machines at grocery stores are “killing jobs”, just know that they’re talking completely from their asses and have no idea what they’re saying. Similarly, if you grab a bunch of items from the shelf and bring them to my desk to inform me what you would have bought from me if I wasn’t “killing jobs” (me, personally?), just know that your political statement is completely batbatcave and all you’ve done is make my life harder by forcing me to reshop all of your grape.

              Saturday, 07-Mar-20 03:38:30 UTC from web
              • Trump is looking so gray under his orange, it's almost sad to watch this ancient doddard as he drives this country into the Earth's warm crust.

                Saturday, 07-Mar-20 01:16:26 UTC from web
                • @scribus I remember being shocked having seen a picture of him after he’d been in office a few months. He looked like he wanted to die. He’s a lot better at hiding it now but it’s super clear he’s not much longer for this earth. I genuinely believe if he’s re-elected we’ll be having a state funeral for him before his second term is up.

                  Saturday, 07-Mar-20 01:48:14 UTC in context
              • Papa Spraytan literally blames Obama for the coronavirus. It's not like he likes the former president or anything, baka...

                Friday, 06-Mar-20 18:02:12 UTC from web
              • i got home from work today, sat down at my desk to work on this cartoon, then literally fell asleep in my chair watching aqua teen hunger force for about two hours

                Friday, 06-Mar-20 08:24:29 UTC from web
                • @scribus Carcino sends his regards http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875456

                  Thursday, 05-Mar-20 05:49:32 UTC from web
                • In more ways than one... http://rainbowdash.net/url/875457

                  Thursday, 05-Mar-20 16:38:50 UTC from web
                  • massacring all of Blackwater in Red Dead Online gets you a neat $5 bounty

                    Thursday, 05-Mar-20 08:05:34 UTC from web
                    • cast my vote for sanders today, even though i really wanted to vote for warren, so i was pretty glad when virginia was declared almost immediately and my vote didn't matter at all

                      Wednesday, 04-Mar-20 05:29:21 UTC from web
                    • the ultimate goal is to speed up my turnaround on projects of all scopes and i think I'm pretty close to achieving that.

                      Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 20:15:59 UTC from web
                      • it's really dumb and really dry but i'm just trying to put stuff out to get myself back into the habit of actually making stuff.

                        Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 20:14:10 UTC from web
                        • i think i'm ready to stop being a depressing lump, so i've got a new cartoon coming out this week. it's around ten minutes and it's a waaaay different style than anything i've ever done, but i made it really, really, really quick. like... i wrote it yesterday, animated a bunch of it today, and will probably have it finished by Friday. That quick. It uses limited animation, squigglevision techniques, and reused assets from an abandoned project for the background, but the thing that REALLY sped it up is that Adobe Animate has a new auto-lipsyncing tool which is actually not that great as is BUT it provides you with a really good baseline that you can tweak around and it divides the time needed for animating mouth movement into, like, tenths.

                          Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 20:13:26 UTC from web
                          • Would I personally have said it? No, not in public, of course not, but this doesn’t take away from the fact that we have passed overwhelmingly powerful tax reforms, confirmed record numbers of federal judges, and brought the DOW up to heights previously unknown. Chuck, I may disagree with the President on whether or not we should be allowed to have slaves, but putting these disagreements aside we can get a great deal done for the American public, more than the previous twenty administrations combined.

                            Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 03:33:21 UTC from web
                            • Well I don’t know about the President saying the n word on live tv Chuck, but here’s the point: the do-nothing Democrats hate this man so much, they’re not even taking the context in which he said it into account

                              Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 03:27:13 UTC from web
                              • Can’t wait to go into work today and get asked a million times, “did you hear about Beth?” Yes. I heard.

                                Monday, 02-Mar-20 20:20:19 UTC from web
                                • I'm sure it's not nearly so simple in reality, but I feel like conquering climate change is a simple matter of banning some of the bad stuff with obvious alternatives (gas vs electric consumer vehicles, for example) and watching the market self-correct. But everyone is afraid to pull that lever because it could be political suicide.

                                  Monday, 02-Mar-20 05:01:17 UTC from web
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                                  • @thismightbeauser An actual solution to the issue is deglobalization of economies and achieving food and industry autonomy in every relevant country, but good luck cutting the flow of shekel just like that. There is a reason any sort of nationalism is treated as evil incarnate by mainstream political parties and economic groups, a global market that depends on countries not being self-sufficient is extremely profitable, no one can stop buying or selling or their internal situation crumbles within months.
                                    A secondary effect of this, while a positive from an environmental point of view, is that a lot of countries simply don't have the capacity to achieve food autonomy due to having bigger populations than their fertile land can sustain. Take Nigeria for example, <1 million km2 of surface with a rapidly growing population at 190 million right now. Without world trade the country would starve, and lead to open war in the region.

                                    Monday, 02-Mar-20 16:50:53 UTC in context
                                  • @thismightbeauser So you not only need to completely reshape the economy of most countries but also need to regulate the population of each to levels their own land can sustain (without further destroying the environment to grow more crops)
                                    Some countries have a food surplus of 10 times their internal consumption, so they can keep their current populations without issue. But what happens with a country that has a food deficit of say, 50% of consumption? the population has to be cut in half or starve. Either way, you have a disaster in your hands with no clean way to solve it. You can pick between genocide, mass starvation or civil war, neither acceptable by any humanitarian standard. And you can be sure it'll spill to neighbouring regions.

                                    In short, environmental damage is such a big issue because there's no clean way of solving it, nations and fortunes depend on the wheel spinning, and genociding the world to a sustainable population numbers is off the table.

                                    Monday, 02-Mar-20 16:58:01 UTC in context
                                  • @nerthos I think some of this makes sense, but I have a hard time believing that the world's current population level isn't sustainable, just that we haven't figured things out yet. There's a lot of junk produced that isn't necessary, or made in inefficient ways that could be cut out. I get what you're saying about deglobalization and the whole "buy local" slogan that environmentalists have been pushing kind of points back to that. Where do you draw the line though? Even goods shipped within larger countries like the US or China can travel vast distances before reaching their destination. Do those countries have to be split into regions then? People would probably be freaking out about that. No more California oranges in PA? No way! Probably not a great example due to Florida being closer, but still.

                                    Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 17:59:34 UTC in context
                                • I'm sad that I didn't get a chance to even consider Buttigieg, but I guess we still haven't had a woman president so having a gay one is asking *way* too much...

                                  Monday, 02-Mar-20 05:04:04 UTC from web
                                • How can people continue to believe this spraypainted bunghole

                                  Saturday, 29-Feb-20 04:05:03 UTC from web
                                • I’m not too proud to admit I was wrong @nerthos was right. I am in fact, enjoying Fallout 76 a great deal.

                                  Friday, 28-Feb-20 09:01:25 UTC from web
                                • well, my dying friend is now my dead friend.

                                  Sunday, 01-Mar-20 20:34:05 UTC from web
                                • new swole foods redesign http://rainbowdash.net/url/875452

                                  Sunday, 01-Mar-20 01:50:54 UTC from web
                                  • Super Tuesday is coming up and my candidate's at the bottom in polling. Sigh.

                                    Sunday, 01-Mar-20 01:29:49 UTC from web