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Managed to make it to the next position at the cost of one SS platoon (I suppose noone will miss them in the end) and unlocked the panzer VI for the mission, which has more than enough armor to make it through the howitzer barrages. However there's no "all hatches closed" command in the game so it's either get there with a crew of 4 and no AA gun or losing the tank commander. #menofwar
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:50:34 UTC from web -
I fear I'm slowly becoming a yob. Last night my friend dared me to put my nutsack on Joe's car bonnet and I did
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:33:02 UTC from web-
@nerthos they don't have prisons in England, the Conservative party fired every single cop in the country
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@mrmattimation There's always the london tower
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@nerthos that's where they keep all those Doctor Who artifacts
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i hate baseball fangraphs. me no fWAR
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:28:23 UTC from web -
Since the enemy decided to entrench itself and deploy loads of snipers and AT cannons, thus making it impossible for both infantry and the light tanks I have available to advance, I've reverted to WWI tactics and deployed a whole lot of riflemen and machine guns along sandbag lines while I slowly mow down the enemy with mortars. #menofwar
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:26:49 UTC from web -
tfw no mechanic wife https://bananaposter.club/file/0a3e24b4d2f8a96602fb707f8b0ad30861093474e3ef321d32783a1968a26c9f.jpg
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i come here for the first time in two weeks and immediately get ladleposted at
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for anybody who says they love meat in reply to someone saying they don't
i wish i could just go through my screen
and put my finger up to your mouth
shhhh
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@delores how thick?
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RIP Ross
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 19:50:11 UTC from web -
perhaps they're wondering why someone would lick a ladle before putting it back in the food
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@biwazimayui I don't care about your excuses for this degeneracy
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@shpuld less food wasted going down the sink when you do the dishes
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@biwazimayui suuure
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delimiter died again? gosh
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@nerthos ok lad
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@biwazimayui missing a "le" in there
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@nerthos fgdfgs
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Yesterday I proved Gaston's 60 egg a day diet works, today that you can operate a brazilian hair farm. I'm on a roll.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 19:25:13 UTC from web -
When you get called back for an emergency formation halfway through your workout and all you can think is, "we better be going to war with Korea or I'ma be batcaveed."
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:58:54 UTC from web-
@lcplazureblaze Venezuela is more likely
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@safebot "delet this"
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And the totally not unexpected is now happening: people wanting statues of George Washington to be removed because he was a slave holder.
Of course to be really consistent you have to rename everything named after him as well, such as, you know, the nation's capital. And while you're at it don't forget to remove those documents he signed like the Declaration of Independence. -
I mean, for all I know Kim Jong Un is my cousin
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:21:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation MR "Matt" MATTIMATION CONFIRMS SUSPICIONS THAT HE WORKS FOR THE JUCHE
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@dokidoki The non-government-sanctioned haircut fooled everyone
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@dokidoki he keeps asking me to draw his official portrait but he'll only offer "exposure"
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