LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)

  1. "You do you, man." -IDK Ghandi probs-

    about 4 months ago from web
  2. @mrmattimation I forced some poor kids in china to build one for me, you should do the same...

    Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 18:10:40 UTC from web in context
  3. My friends told me if I came back from this deployment a virgin they'd think I was gay... Now I'm coming back as a vaper... #

    Monday, 02-Oct-17 21:00:11 UTC from web
  4. I made this meme. It was inspired by real life events today...

    Tuesday, 26-Sep-17 16:28:28 UTC from web
  5. First to go, last to know...

    Monday, 25-Sep-17 15:06:10 UTC from web
  6. Am I a man that defines the corporate ethos? Or does the corporate ethos define me?

    Monday, 25-Sep-17 05:09:30 UTC from web
  7. @m14brony Seven, Six, Two Millimeter... Full, Metal, Jacket...

    Monday, 25-Sep-17 05:01:09 UTC from web in context
  8. @awl Same here. It may suck now but I've done things nobody else could imagine doing... Made some really good friends and shared good times and bad times with them but we laugh at both of them either way.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:55:55 UTC from web in context
  9. @awl Also I'm trusting you to not use the information I share here to start a war with America pl0x. I'd get in so much trouble.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:22:41 UTC from web in context
  10. @awl I just want to go out of the way to say I absolutely love Russians. I'm trying to learn Russian myself. How was your time in the Army?

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:20:51 UTC from web in context
  11. @awl NBC training goes once every two years but they normally send us out before that a lot just cuz we can. What branch were you?

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:14:40 UTC from web in context
  12. @awl Everyone has to qualify on the rifle range once a year. Depending on your score you get one of three qualifications: Expert being the highest (me just to brag a bit), Sharpshooter, and Marksman which is the lowest. If you fail you are unqualified and have to try again. Same standards apply for pistol qual only certain Marines are required to qual with that. There are a number of different combat skill that need to be tested with varying intervals in which they need to be tested such as gas chamber and swimming which are every two years but we do them more often because we have nothing better to do. Most combat related skills are tested yearly.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:52:37 UTC from web in context
  13. @deadshot If you know how to load rounds into a mag the right way you're already better than 1/4 of us. I've seen officers load pistol mags backwards... It's embarrassing.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:44:17 UTC from web in context
  14. @deadshot I like them better anyways, yes. But I'm still waiting for the day Desert Eagles become standard issue. Or at least let me bring my own with me...

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:39:13 UTC from web in context
  15. @deadshot I don't care. The Marine Corps survives off of the Army's garbage. Basically since the Corps is a department of the Navy all of our funds are basically leftover funds from the actual Navy meaning we get significantly less funds than the other departments. So we use our funds to buy the Army's used gear (ex. Rifles, tanks, pistols, aircraft, machine guns). That means I don't care what the Army gets because the Marine Corps is still going to be stuck with Bretta M9's until the Army is done with their P320's and pass them to us.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:35:16 UTC from web in context
  16. You and the rest of America who pays taxes are paying me $2,000 for me to sit around doing this all day. Know you know where all of your money is going. Any more questions?

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:29:10 UTC from web in context
  17. @awl Unfortunately I'm a POG so we don't get those chances. WW3 would pop off and we still be sitting around with our thumbs up our buttholes wondering why this damn oversized refrigerator wont run.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:22:02 UTC from web in context
  18. @deadshot This is where you say: "So that's where my tax money goes." like the rest of my friends.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:09:45 UTC from web in context
  19. @deadshot Most definitely. I'm not gunna do squat the rest of my time. Once you get to that point in the unit I'm with all you really have to do is teach the next group of guys coming in how to take your place.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:07:28 UTC from web in context
  20. @deadshot Thanks. Less than a year left after this deployment I'm on rn.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:04:35 UTC from web in context
  21. @deadshot 2.5

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:02:18 UTC from web in context
  22. @deadshot USMC

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:59:53 UTC from web in context
  23. @deadshot I told myself I'd never smoke, I told myself I'd never drink and the military pushed me to do both. It changes a man both for the better and for the worse. Overall you probably made the better decision here.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:57:09 UTC from web in context
  24. @deadshot Probably overall a wise decision. There is a lot of goofy things that happen in the military. But I will admit it does set you up for the world. If you can do it yourself you're already better than all of us. Me included and I envy that. At this point the only reason I'd reenlist is if I got EOD because then at least I have the chance of blowing up and ending it all.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:53:59 UTC from web in context
  25. @deadshot Si, senor.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:48:56 UTC from web in context
  26. @deadshot High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, or as the civis call it, a HUMVEE. It almost lit on fire because 1: HMMMWVs are pieces of crap and 2: I left the Emergency brake on and traveled down the road "trying" to go 45 but only going thirty and wondering why my RPMs were so high and I wasn't going anywhere. That's when I smelled something burning and noticed.

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:46:15 UTC from web in context
  27. @deadshot Almost lit a HMMWV on fire today. That's something...

    Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:30:28 UTC from web in context
  28. Roommate: You want to know why my clothes don't smell? Me: Because you put them in a trash bag. Also me: You want to know why half of your clothes aren't here? **NOTE: At the beginning of this deployment I threw out his entire laundry bag full of clothes because he left them in a trash bag in the middle of the floor. It looked like trash.**

    Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:25:17 UTC from web
  29. My friend just asked me where in Spain I was deployed to and I said, "Moron..."

    Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:17:56 UTC from web
  30. So some grunts out here thought you refuel generators by lifting up the exhaust cover and pouring gas down the pipe. Good to know our lives are in good hands...

    Thursday, 14-Sep-17 05:17:07 UTC from web