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  1. Matt Matt

    life hack: tired of having to search for your name in countless pages of the high school yearbook? an entire page will be dedicated to you if you kill yourself

    Wednesday, 23-Aug-17 01:44:56 UTC from web
  2. Matt Matt

    life hack: if you kill a man and have to defend yourself in court, your boss is obligated to give you the day off

    Wednesday, 23-Aug-17 01:47:36 UTC from web
  3. orungano orungano

    @lcplazureblaze I'd like him to release on me

    Friday, 18-Aug-17 19:41:34 UTC from web in context
  4. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

    @mushi http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861436

    Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:17:31 UTC from web in context
  5. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    Greenland is mostly ice, whereas Iceland is actually Ireland misspelled.

    Sunday, 07-Feb-16 14:29:08 UTC from web
  6. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    Bottoms up. And the Devil laughs.

    Monday, 20-Apr-15 21:53:26 UTC from web in context
  7. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    # http://pny.lv/esby

    Friday, 17-Apr-15 13:07:32 UTC from web
  8. Narwhal Narwhal

    So if you think about it, two pregnant women getting into a brawl is essentially a mech battle with fetuses.

    Saturday, 11-Apr-15 04:05:09 UTC from web in context
  9. Techdisk Techdisk

    Remember that time I said you're all gays? Guess what. Your all still gays.

    Tuesday, 14-Apr-15 04:08:54 UTC from web in context
  10. LCpl Azure Blaze LCpl Azure Blaze

    # Also, could be disturbing so viewer discretion strongly advised. Do NOT say I didn't warn you. So last period was my weight lifting period and I had been holding in a dump all day so I went to the oval office. After I was done I looked at the toilet paper dispenser and, you guessed it, all gone. There was no toilet paper anywhere in sight. Reluctantly I emerged from my hole and traveled across the restroom walking like a troll to try and keep the poop from smearing all over my butt to get some paper towels and then crawled back into my office. Everyone in the restroom saw... Why does this always happen to me.

    Thursday, 26-Mar-15 17:50:00 UTC from web
  11. Matt Matt

    People with tunnels in their earlobes will never ever ever be able to work anywhere but Hot Topic for the rest of their lives.

    Friday, 13-Mar-15 15:58:52 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  12. Scribus Scribus

    @azureblaze If it was easy, they wouldn't call it partying hard.

    Thursday, 12-Mar-15 19:03:32 UTC from web in context
  13. Scribus Scribus

    So anyway, went to bed last night without plugging in my phone. Had over half a charge, and since I took data off of my plan I don't really use it for anything; figured it should be OK. Woke up this morning, nice and refreshed, early morning sunlight streaming through the blinds, everything is groovy. Except, what time is it? Hmm. My phone's dead. Plug it in... I have half an hour to get ready and get to work. Screw this, it's a sign, sick day!

    Thursday, 12-Mar-15 15:06:33 UTC from web