Notices tagged with firstworldproblems
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@adiwan If only the Tesla Model 3 was an option that I didn't have to wait for .... #FirstWorldProblems
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@dokidoki solicitor called and used my irl name but pronounced the i's as ee's
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@mono That also fits in a special part of #FirstWorldProblems.
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Looks like my 'new' office is ready and I'll be moving into it this week. I'm sure someone will appreciate the window in my current one more than I ever have.
There's a new policy here that all window offices need to have their hall-facing window uncovered, but I can't focus on my work with people walking by (I feel like they're looking in whenever they pass by). Having the hall-facing window blocked (which my 'new' interior office allows) is worth far more than a view of the Space Needle and Pacific Science Center.
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@zoowar Mean while, I have trouble opening my mail! #firstWorldProblems
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tl;dr: "Video recording myself and posting it on #YouTube isn't lucrative." Where did you get the idea it would be? http://fusion.net/story/244545/famous-and-broke-on-youtube-instagram-social-media/ #FirstWorldProblems #LongTail
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Legitimately uncertain if I will be able to escape my debt with my sanity. #firstworldproblems sure, but so what? Like only the most miserable waif is allowed to be sad?
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Possibly the most recursively frustrating situation is the inability to #microblog about the fact that your #Internet connection is down. #FirstWorldProblems
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#FirstWorldProblems Also, could be disturbing so viewer discretion strongly advised. Do NOT say I didn't warn you.
Thursday, 26-Mar-15 17:50:00 UTC from web -
#Frankfurt statt Milano, übellaunige Schwiegermutter statt Urlaub inItalien, immerhin #Sonne #firstworldproblems https://fediverse.com/attachment/11238
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My mouse cursor keeps sliding off the edge of my screen and onto the stream-watching monitor #firstworldproblems
Thursday, 08-Jan-15 07:14:20 UTC from web -
I have chocolate but I just want a milanesa. #firstworldproblems
Sunday, 07-Dec-14 07:47:24 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation #firstworldproblems I am currently at work.
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Well, trying yet again to rip my yoga DVDs. This'll probably crash my computron yet again. #firstworldproblems
Saturday, 06-Sep-14 03:30:13 UTC from web -
Yes, I'm sitting in bead with a 13" laptop, a 12", and an EEE. #firstWorldProblems
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@tohelo watering the lawn. It takes forever. #firstworldproblems
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Only 3/5 bars of WI-FI connection. #firstworldproblems
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@pony I have to eat leftovers now! #firstworldproblems
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@mylittletrixie I slept through dinner! #firstworldproblems
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@pony Oh noes, i ran out of Captain Crunch! #firstworldproblems
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Dumb spellcheck. Why must it slow me down by forcing me to verify that certain words exist? Why can't it's dictionary just be complete? Pshh! It's not like it ever saves me any time at all. #firstworldproblems
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@bakasenpai You know what ? I am saying that we should follow the law of "the strongest will survive". I am saying that if we nuke anything we will get nuked back. And that is all thanks to the fact that some people were not ready to use our nucleair arsenal to stop other nations from aquiring their own nucleair arsenal. Anno 2014 it is way to late to stop anyone from aquiring a nucleair bomb that is not US. So when we are going to launch one, Russia will launch one, and then china will launch one, then we will launch one because there we do not have the upper hand, so then 4 missiles will be up in the air, half of which belong to US. Then ofcourse Russia and China will go "this will not stand" and launch 2 more themselves. At which point France will wake up and go "Holy Cheezez, we better do some fireworkz !", and before you know it our arsenal is empty, and as the first nukes begin on their re-entry, people in Africa will make twitter explode with hashtags like #firstworldproblems
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Not being able to decide on an alarm tone for waking up in the morning #firstworldproblems
Sunday, 25-May-14 21:46:37 UTC from Choqok -
But it's so damn hot and my roommate used all the ice and the rum's not cold yet and #firstworldproblems #firstworldproblems #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS!! D:
Saturday, 03-May-14 23:55:19 UTC from web -
Guys... guys.... guys... GUYS... I want to read but im in class ;-; #firstworldproblems
Thursday, 27-Mar-14 03:27:02 UTC from web -
Man, they just don't make laptops like I use laptops anymore... #firstworldproblems
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My netbook is dying. USB ports fuzzing out, keys on the keyboard not working... Can't decide if I want to fix it or get a new lappy. Of course fixing it is cheaper, and damn it all it's been a faithful machine for this long, but . . . new. Improved. Upgrade. #firstworldproblems