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  1. Since this is the last time I'm going to see you alive, there's a few things I need to tell you. Remember that time someone ate all your Hallowe'en candy, and I said it must've been aliens? It was me. And remember that time someone ordered all those pay-per-view movies, and I said it was aliens? That was me too. And remember that time you were abducted by aliens, and I insisted it was me? I lied. It was aliens.

    about 16 minutes ago from web
    • Have you ever considered the making and selling of tiny breads?

      about an hour ago from web
    • I wanted to make the spawn zone pretty on RDN's minecraft server but only admins (and the game itself like creepers and endermen) can modify anything inside of the spawn zone.

      about an hour ago from Choqok
    • Here is a knock knock joke written by a three-years-old:

      Knock Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Tall tall building!

      Tall tall building who?

      I’m just a building. I don’t even have any name. I think I will just sit still.

      about 2 hours ago from web
    • Tomorrow # will be allowing downloads of their updated game which will open its servers from the 18th through the 20th. Get your forum account now for convenience later. !vgp

      about 2 hours ago from web
    • Finally got this dumb Sonic fangame to compile from source. And I only had to get the guy who builds the normal executables to guide me for a solid half hour to make it happen!

      about 7 hours ago from web
      • Who are you people

        about 9 hours ago from web
      • Step 1: type something obnoxious/offensive
        Step 2: erase
        Step 3: replace with FrankerZ
        Step 4: hit Send

        about 9 hours ago from web
      • ♪ You know that this will break us
        But you push us as far as we can go
        Taking every chance to find solutions
        That never make anyone happy

        about 9 hours ago from web
      • Now seriously guys, can we stop getting into constant arguments with each other and just have some fun for once? http://derpiboo.ru/544290

        about 9 hours ago from web
      • Guys come on, stop arguing, let's just browse the weird side of Derpibooru together BibleThump derpiboo.ru/592577

        about 10 hours ago from web
      • http://derpiboo.ru/572276 I HAVE HORSE PARTS

        about 10 hours ago from web
      • Serpentor knows where it's at. http://pny.lv/1i17

        about 13 hours ago from web
        • In case it was missed earlier, dropbox is back up again.

          about 13 hours ago from web
        • WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN

          about 13 hours ago from web
          • I spent half my day playing minecraft on RDN's server.

            about 14 hours ago from Choqok
            • I'm teaching myself to build C programs! Maybe once I figure this out I can learn how to write C programs.

              about 14 hours ago from web
              • I was so close to buying Google Glass, but I just don't want to spend that much for something with so little functionality :(

                about 15 hours ago from web
              • As enormously scammy as that Dark Skyes thing was, some of the OCs were super cute. http://pny.lv/1hy0 (I like the jock, magician, valley girl, and nerdy ones.)

                about 15 hours ago from web
              • I wish [/i]I[i] wasn't set to "no style".

                about 15 hours ago from web
              • Might as well ask here. Since my mum keeps bugging me about it, anyone have any idea why her facebook is coming up like this? It works fine on my computer, so its not our internet. Also happens on both Firefox and Chrome. I've already cleared cookies/cache. http://pny.lv/1hxd

                about 15 hours ago from web
              • Tell me what you see. I need something more.

                about 17 hours ago from web
                • I was going to go off on a tirade about how the media is leading young girls to believe they should look like models post-photoshop, but then I remembered my icon is a Barbie doll sooooo

                  about 17 hours ago from web
                  • I'm not talking about people who say that thigh gaps are unhealthy, in case you thought I was some terrible asshole of a human being. I'm talking about the people who want thigh gaps.

                    about 18 hours ago from web
                  • No seriously what is it with Tumblr and thigh gaps recently like who cares??

                    about 18 hours ago from web
                  • http://pny.lv/1hvd

                    about 18 hours ago from web
                    • TEN RULES OF ART FOR THE SELF-ENTITLED:

                      http://rainbowdash.net/url/753649

                      It truly does sadden me that people look at posts like this and sincerely think "Well, it's all true, though."

                      about 18 hours ago from web
                    • "I'm always hearing about foreigners coming in and stealing American jobs. That could be you!"

                      about 19 hours ago from web
                      • Have a biscuit, RDN.

                        about 19 hours ago from web
                      • The jokes you get on Penguins these days are just craptacular. "Why are penguins so good on the internet? Because they have webbed feet." Like what the heck does that even mean.

                        about 19 hours ago from web
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