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  1. I've somehow malapropped "Christ on a bike" and "man alive" into my new catchphrase, "man on a bike"

    about 11 hours ago from web
    • https://i.imgur.com/rv2IXSJ.jpg

      about 16 hours ago from web
      • I hate going to the auto parts store... Sales force is always, always waiting for me to be halfway through my thought before they holler out, "Hey there, can I interrupt whatever important thing it looks like you're doing!?" But they do it with a batcave-eating grin so you feel like an asshole for snapping at them...

        about 2 days ago from web
        • Today I'm watching nobody's favourite Ghostbusters movie: Ghostbusters 2

          about 2 days ago from web
          • Holy crap. Is this place still alive?

            about 3 days ago from web
          • When I go to bed I usually use my tablet to watch a youtube video or two. My main problem is that I cannot block ads in the youtube app. I'm just trying Firefox with the uBlock Origin addon installed. It blocks the ads as well as the desktop variant. I traded the ads with a choppier and less smooth usage of the youtube website, some half-broken icons, long initial video loading (about 30 seconds), and an initial resolution of 144p. But no ads. At least I can change the video resolution back to 480p.

            about 3 days ago from web
            • Now I want my statusbar back. I want to put all my addon icons there and have a dedicated place for displaying the URL and download progress bar.

              about 3 days ago from web
              • Aw man. I upgraded my Firefox to 57 and somehow my custom filter rules for uBlock Origin are gone.

                about 3 days ago from web
              • "mango-a yeah! I'm-a proud-a to be a cuck!" - Mario, Super Mario Odyssey (2017)

                about 3 days ago from web
                • A speaker was called upon to give a presentation about world poverty. They chose to begin by standing on stage and clicking their fingers every three seconds.
                  Click. 1, 2, 3, click. 1, 2, 3, click.
                  After a while, they added, "Every time I click my fingers, a child dies."
                  An audience member shouted, "Stop clicking your fingers then!!"

                  about 3 days ago from web
                  • About to blacklist Cracked on my router to save myself the disappointment.

                    about 3 days ago from web
                    • there are reports of Russian GNU Social accounts linked directly to the Kremlin and Putin himself that are being paid to promote anarcho-capitalist ideologies here on the Fediverse. please let me know if you see any accounts matching this description.

                      about 3 days ago from shitposter.club
                    • Spinal hygiene

                      about 4 days ago from web
                      • if you don't somebody will

                        about 4 days ago from web
                      • I'm thinking about upgrading my mobile contract and get a new smartphone. I'm hesitant to decide on which contract and the accompanying smartphone. I have my eyes on the Blackberry Keyone. It has a friggin' physical keyboard! And it's not a huge slab as other phones. But I'm very cautious in my decision.

                        about 5 days ago from web
                        • I can't wait to get hold of "Xanathar's Guide to Everything". I preordered the book a bit later and my friends jokingly said that I'll get it probably earlier than they did. Amazon is very weird when it comes to sending out preordered stuff.

                          about 6 days ago from web
                          • @adiwan I am just happy I am making headway getting through my book collection that has had terrible backlog. At some point I may actually get to my Runeacape novels and the fabled Fallout: Equestria that I been "almost" tryig to avoid.

                            about 5 days ago in context
                          • @firestormdangerdash Xanathar's Guide to Everything is a D&D 5th Edition supplement book with tons of new class variants and neat stuff. I have other books that are on my to-read list for ages like the Discworld books. These are on hold because I have not much motivation to read a book book and the ones I have are all in German. If I really do want to start reading the series I want to get them in English.

                            about 5 days ago in context
                        • Today I learned that "poni" in Hawaiian means purple.

                          about 6 days ago from web
                        • At my new job I'll work with a PC with 192GB RAM, two physical CPUs (8 cores each), and two nVidia Quadro P6000. Just WOW.

                          about 5 days ago from web
                        • "Robert Mugabe" has the same amount of syllables as "Eleanor Rigby" thanks

                          about 5 days ago from web
                          • My messaging queue for my LED matrix has the ability to automatically delete messages that have a lifetime value set. Also they get deleted when the currently "dying" message has ended its animation. It'd be awkward if it was cut-off mid-animation. I have two different animation types programmed (horizontal scroll, and statically displaying the long string in smaller segments). I want to implement an animation with a vertical scroll. After that I re-evaluate my code and make it neater and more generic.

                            about 5 days ago from web
                            • Is Achewood's Roast Beef the most relateable character in fiction?

                              about 6 days ago from web
                              • I wish there was a function that automatically skips sex scenes when watching movies or tv series.

                                about 7 days ago from web
                              • Zootopia is overrated.

                                about 7 days ago from web
                              • Official Steven Universe toys https://i.imgur.com/WSTAXaI.jpg

                                about 7 days ago from web
                                • I'm at episode 7 of The Punisher and it's booooring. It's competently made but I phased out more than I liked to.

                                  about 7 days ago from web
                                  • So my truck broke down. Got home and it was hissing and pouring steam out from under the hood. Took the garden hose, cooled it down, popped it open. It was night, so I took out my phone to use the flashlight and have a look at what's wrong. Dropped the phone, shattered the screen. "Screw it." I'm home, I have a bike, I take the train to work, whatever. So I took my bike to Target to buy a new phone today, and someone steals the bike seat while I'm in the store.

                                    about 8 days ago from web
                                  • I bet if I bought a Lotto ticket, I'd get an infected papercut from it.

                                    about 8 days ago from web
                                    • Equestria Girls on the loose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEAXo2sxqTI&list=PLNXV9Mb7egjGfQimzQofS8MUnoiCWX0zV&index=2

                                      about 8 days ago from web
                                      • A Transformer being released later this month has "MAGA" printed on him in a substitution cipher. http://rainbowdash.net/url/864143

                                        about 8 days ago from web
                                      • Is this the nerdiest URL I've ever seen? http://rainbowdash.net/url/864134

                                        about 8 days ago from web