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  1. Horrific abominations! http://rainbowdash.net/url/860500

    about 5 days ago from web
    • apparently people like D&D here and i need to keep a log of what happens to my character in my Saturday game so that's a thing that's gonna happen i guess

      about 6 days ago from web
    • The original moon landing happened on my dad's birthday and ever since then he's been impossible to shop for.

      about 6 days ago from web
      • I'll punch you in the beef!

        about 6 days ago from web
        • In yesterday's D&D session a magical expanding druid tree exploded out of our wizard's carriage because the NPC druids were socially incapable and impatient and didn't see that our wizard put explosive warding runes all over the carriage. The sad part is that the wizard would give them the carriage. Now there is a giant tree in the middle of a metropolis and there are 3 dead druids scattered all over the city and one is almost dead. You cannot make that mango up.

          about 6 days ago from web
          • just got back from an eight-hour DnD session. Our campaign almost ended in tragedy but I saved my entire party by offering to give an orc a blowjob.

            about 6 days ago from web
          • If anybody had an inclination to raise hell on a !Minecraft server more or less at random, I'm goofing off with one at >> 108.170.17.74:38267 / unheardtoils.mcph.co << As long as I don't get sued or injured, I probably don't care what happens; I'm just figuring out the plugins and backend right now. !vgp # # #

            about 6 days ago from web
            • Mister Peanutbutthole

              about 6 days ago from web
              • >Solidity/EVM is by far the worst programming environment I have ever encountered. It would be impossible to write even toy programs correctly in this language, yet it is literally called "Solidity" and used to program a financial system that manages hundreds of millions of dollars.

                https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14691212

                about 6 days ago from shitposter.club
              • Sometimes I hope bad things happen so that I get to break the "in case of emergency" glass. #

                about 6 days ago from web
                • Are there Cadbury Creme Chickens

                  about 6 days ago from web
                  • McFurry

                    about 6 days ago from web
                  • Do Kinder Eggs come from Kinder Chickens

                    about 6 days ago from web
                    • The Flintstones issue 5 features the dialogue "We participated in a genocide, Barney."

                      about 6 days ago from web
                    • I find it hard to believe that David Miscavige is as bad as They Say if he's only 5'1" and nobody's whupped his ass yet.

                      about 6 days ago from web
                      • /crotchety

                        about 6 days ago from web
                        • But seriously. Too goddamn many people.

                          about 6 days ago from web
                          • ...he says, while opposing Richie Rich starve the poor and bomb the foreign policies...

                            about 6 days ago from web
                            • Long story short, we really could stand to thin the ranks of the human race. Off-worlding, plague, birth control, I don't mangoing care how.

                              about 6 days ago from web
                              • I wonder if we can get one to watch where people are walking in the halls. I'm head and shoulders taller than the cubicle and I cannot believe how many people almost walk right into my chest on a daily basis. I hope to God they don't drive like this (even though I know they kiwiing do, everyone is an ass hat behind the wheel)

                                about 6 days ago from web
                                • They had to send out a mass email on bathroom etiquette at work recently. What is this, Potato Knishesing primary school? Day-care, ffs?

                                  about 6 days ago from web
                                  • Make up the ingredient & reply  https://papayaposter.club/attachment/881244

                                    about 6 days ago from shitposter.club
                                  • Use the word 'officiate' in a sentence.

                                    about 16 days ago from web
                                  • NORTH KOREAN FIRING SQUAD DOES EXECUTIONS IN SCHOOL YARDS!!! . . . (report says)

                                    about 6 days ago from web
                                    • It loses something without the animation.

                                      about 6 days ago from web
                                      • um http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/860442

                                        about 6 days ago from web
                                        • Oh joy, my aspirin is glooooten freeee!

                                          about 6 days ago from web
                                          • I wonder if a minivan would be worth trying a camper conversion on.

                                            about 7 days ago from web
                                          • For some reason I thought mice were digitigrade

                                            about 7 days ago from web