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tfw no mechanic wife https://bananaposter.club/file/0a3e24b4d2f8a96602fb707f8b0ad30861093474e3ef321d32783a1968a26c9f.jpg
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@shpbot You could have a mechanical wife instead http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861494
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i come here for the first time in two weeks and immediately get ladleposted at
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People calling for Futurama to be revived as a Netflix original clearly don't realize that it would be given a $2 budget.
about an hour ago from web-
@mrmattimation All those Nixon jokes will seem so toothless and quaint now, though.
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@tomas I'm not hung up on the term doxing, I am referring to social media mob actions. You can't control what people do with the information, and rarely is mistaken information corrected or taken down. This does get people death threats.
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@moonman People are also starting to demonstrate somewhat more reasonable ways of using social media to remove the veil of anonymity people believe they're protected by ... Crom, I can't track a long sentence on a tiny screen. Anyway, that @YesYouAreRacist or whatever Twitter seems like a fair compromise, or a start towards a potential one. Yeah, your dipFluffle Pufftery is broadcast to the world, your dark secrets are exposed, you're open to retribution, but not from seven billion wolves.
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I need to get real good with eye makeup so I can go into work meetings with "I ASSURE YOU, WE'RE OPEN" across my eyelids.
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for anybody who says they love meat in reply to someone saying they don't
i wish i could just go through my screen
and put my finger up to your mouth
shhhh
you don't have to speak-
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@nerthos this would be a fitting joke a year ago but i honor your efforts
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@guizzy Potato gives you the strenght of Bolivia too
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RIP Ross
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perhaps they're wondering why someone would lick a ladle before putting it back in the food
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@nerthos that makes it even more dangerous
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@shpuld I have a soft spot for creepy yanderes okay...
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delimiter died again? gosh
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@biwazimayui As a sign of peaceful protest I'll talk to you from this account.
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@nerthos ok lad
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@biwazimayui missing a "le" in there
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Yesterday I proved Gaston's 60 egg a day diet works, today that you can operate a brazilian hair farm. I'm on a roll.
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about 4 hours ago from web-
@ceruleanspark It comes from @mushi, he needed money for the switch
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@nerthos I'm also alarmed by the implication they have "50 workers". Are they like...sheep? They just get sheared periodically?
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@ceruleanspark 50 basements, 50 virgins playing dota and cs 1.6 all day, the Brazilian diet is mostly rice, it could work. My hair is about 1.2m long by now and it took 7 years to grow that long, so considering the prices premium hair extensions go by, with one full shearing every 3 years, the math works.
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When you get called back for an emergency formation halfway through your workout and all you can think is, "we better be going to war with Korea or I'ma be batcaveed."
about 2 hours ago from web-
@lcplazureblaze Venezuela is more likely
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@safebot "delet this"
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how come everyone thinks the joke of the gaster cartoon is that he's a rapist
he just likes the booty, ain't nothin rapey about thatabout 4 hours ago from web-
@mrmattimation I did not say rape, you just heard it. Unless... #mandelaeffect
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@scribus nah i just got a lot of criticism after that one saying that i made the character into a deranged rapist, he's actually just a loveable sex maniac
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@mrmattimation I'm down with lovable sex mania.
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Democrats are the REAL racists/fascists/Russians/Ghostbusters
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And the totally not unexpected is now happening: people wanting statues of George Washington to be removed because he was a slave holder.
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I mean, for all I know Kim Jong Un is my cousin
about 3 hours ago from web-
@mrmattimation MR "Matt" MATTIMATION CONFIRMS SUSPICIONS THAT HE WORKS FOR THE JUCHE
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@dokidoki The non-government-sanctioned haircut fooled everyone
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@dokidoki he keeps asking me to draw his official portrait but he'll only offer "exposure"
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My neighbors have a dog that I think is actually more bear than dog
about 3 hours ago from web-
@mrmattimation Who's to say the FBI isn't infiltrated by the Russians
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@nerthos If the FBI were infiltrated by Russians, they'd actually listen to the President once in a while
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@mrmattimation Replace the FBI for paratrooper bears.
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i'm heading to the bank today to discuss what options i can take to put myself into even greater debt
about 3 hours ago from web-
@mrmattimation Buy high risk cryptocurrency, you have equal chances to get rid of all debt or make it impossible to ever pay.
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Some Democrat who loves the spotlight more than appearing intelligent is introducing impeachment thingies over Charlottesville.
Uhm, you may not agree with Trump's words on that but his remarks were positively tame and fully within his authority both as a president and as a US citizen (that First Amendment thingy). Even with the biggest possible assumption of guilt there is no way to turn his remarks into a criminal act.-
@verius Disagreement=crime
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The whole 'LBGTQLMNOP' thing started out as a joke... Nobodies laughing anymore. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/745132
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about 4 hours ago from web
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stay away from the noid, he eats pizza
about 4 hours ago from web-
@mrmattimation Oh but you'll animate ass eating skeletons with zero qualms!
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Really proud of this, spent a lot of time on it https://papayaposter.club/attachment/957097
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Does anybody else feel like the moon should be somehow audible?
about 6 hours ago from web-
@thelastgherkin Not over the 91 freeway, sadly.
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Don't ever talk to me, drunk me, alternate future me, me but better, or my son ever again.
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This year will mark a century since Finland declared independence from the mess that was and is now Russia, and managed to keep it all this time. Good on you, guys.
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*Freeze frame* Yep, this is me. You're probably wondering how I even got here aren't you. It all started back in the summer of '96 *Baba O' Reily begins playing* the year I was born. Coincidentally that's the same year my grandma let me fall off the kitchen counter smashing my delicate newborn head on the floor. That's when I thought to myself that becoming a United States Marine was a good idea. Little did I know it was the worst decision in my life... Thanks grandma
about 12 hours ago from web-
@lcplazureblaze Oh, young head injuries... I got a baseball bat to the dome when I was 7, and now I'm on the fediverse!
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In this tumultuous world I'm always overlooking the perineum
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I REALLY need to change this CUSSING avatar it is making everything I say look like I'm a crotchety old coot instead of the crotchety aging nut I really am!
about 18 hours ago from web-
@scribus Mission accomplished oh crap it's a T REX!
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