Notices tagged with newsthump

  1. MPs to congregate and hold candlelit vigil for Grenfell Tower massive bell https://quitter.se/url/4338592 #

    Monday, 21-Aug-17 13:39:52 UTC from quitter.se
  2. Chlorine delicious, insists Brexiter http://newsthump.com/2017/07/25/chlorine-delicious-insists-brexiter/ #

    Wednesday, 26-Jul-17 06:37:45 UTC from quitter.se
  3. London estate agents insist market is ‘booming’ after woman pays £1bn for house on Downing Street https://quitter.se/url/4055605 #

    Monday, 26-Jun-17 19:44:09 UTC from quitter.se
  4. Bloody French politicians just rubbing our noses in it, complain British electorate https://quitter.se/url/3965212 #

    Monday, 12-Jun-17 10:04:42 UTC from quitter.se
  5. A bad deal with DUP is better than no deal, insists Theresa May https://quitter.se/url/3959816 #

    Sunday, 11-Jun-17 10:48:20 UTC from quitter.se
  6. Theresa May demands soul back from Satan http://newsthump.com/2017/06/09/theresa-may-demands-soul-back-from-satan/ #

    Friday, 09-Jun-17 19:21:57 UTC from quitter.se
  7. Shock as Conservative minister gives straight answer https://quitter.se/url/3909896 The line about Boris Johnson made me laugh. #

    Friday, 02-Jun-17 16:22:48 UTC from quitter.se
  8. Presidential trip judged a success after Trump doesn’t soil himself or punch anyone https://quitter.se/url/3879879 #

    Sunday, 28-May-17 15:25:05 UTC from quitter.se
  9. Every bathroom in Britain to receive complimentary UKIP manifesto https://quitter.se/url/3861352 #

    Thursday, 25-May-17 11:42:22 UTC from quitter.se
  10. Marine Le Pen loses French election so badly she is granted honorary UKIP membership https://quitter.se/url/3739558 #

    Sunday, 07-May-17 20:01:02 UTC from quitter.se
  11. Please don’t look at my voting record on gay rights, pleads vicars daughter https://quitter.se/url/3646901 #

    Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 09:04:20 UTC from quitter.se
  12. I meant to tag that with #

    Friday, 21-Apr-17 11:45:47 UTC from quitter.se in context
  13. Turkey votes for Christmas http://newsthump.com/2017/04/17/turkey-votes-for-christmas/ #

    Monday, 17-Apr-17 12:06:21 UTC from quitter.se
  14. UK denies residency to British-born children of Greek-German couple https://quitter.se/url/3546938 #

    Friday, 14-Apr-17 11:00:52 UTC from quitter.se
  15. Jeremy Corbyn to show leadership over Brexit http://qttr.at/1nw3 Comedy gold from #

    Friday, 27-Jan-17 20:42:21 UTC from quitter.se
  16. So long and thanks for all the fish, say dolphins on eve of inauguration http://qttr.at/1ng9 #

    Friday, 20-Jan-17 09:06:17 UTC from quitter.se
  17. Star Wars: Rogue One screenings on verge of being entirely arsehole-free http://qttr.at/1lhk #

    Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:16:30 UTC from quitter.se
  18. It all makes sense now: Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters struggling to come up with Brexit plan http://qttr.at/1l9m #

    Sunday, 04-Dec-16 14:30:53 UTC from quitter.se
  19. Tickets to watch Boris Johnson lie down in front of Heathrow bulldozers sell out in seconds https://quitter.se/url/2504686 #

    Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 11:36:55 UTC from quitter.se
  20. New note by expatpaul

    Friday, 21-Oct-16 12:43:05 UTC from quitter.se in context
  21. World enters post-satire era http://newsthump.com/2016/10/16/world-enters-post-satire-era/ #

    Sunday, 16-Oct-16 16:20:51 UTC from quitter.se
  22. Keanu Reeves put under management of the Forestry Commission https://quitter.se/url/2332610 #

    Tuesday, 20-Sep-16 14:23:01 UTC from quitter.se
  23. The Winchester now full http://newsthump.com/2016/07/16/the-winchester-now-full/ #

    Saturday, 16-Jul-16 12:18:47 UTC from quitter.se
  24. “I’m not going anywhere”, says Corbyn, accurately http://newsthump.com/2016/07/09/im-not-going-anywhere-says-corbyn-accurately/ #

    Saturday, 09-Jul-16 13:04:11 UTC from quitter.se
  25. Conservatives leave the women to clear up http://newsthump.com/2016/07/07/conservatives-leave-the-women-to-clear-up/ #

    Thursday, 07-Jul-16 17:55:42 UTC from quitter.se
  26. We’ll stick with the pig guy, thanks, confirm voters https://quitter.se/url/1724649 #

    Friday, 06-May-16 07:46:37 UTC from quitter.se
  27. @​nerthos Meh, I didn't win. Oh well. I apologise for causing fresh outbreak of terrible horse puns: http://bit.ly/VMqgPg #

    Friday, 26-Apr-13 03:59:00 UTC from land of markov and chains
  28. Lord Carey somehow mistaking ‘not getting own way all of the time’ with ‘persecution’ http://ur1.ca/d7sj9 #

    Saturday, 30-Mar-13 17:47:24 UTC from identi.ca at 50°49'59"N 4°0'0"E
  29. @​thelastgherkin So call me by how everypony is making new levels of flavour’: http://bit.ly/WAAtza #

    Saturday, 30-Mar-13 04:28:09 UTC from anypony_ebooks
  30. Watered-up Budweiser ‘had dangerous levels of flavour’: http://bit.ly/WAAtza #

    Sunday, 03-Mar-13 11:54:32 UTC from identi.ca at 50°49'59"N 4°0'0"E in context