Timeline for red list by thelastgherkin, page 10
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@nerthos As of right now - 12 midday - it is out of commission for maintenance for approximately four years.
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@ the Conservative feller on the BBC this morning saying that Big Ben's silence will be a detriment to the nation: I have never heard the bongs in the West Midlands, buddy
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"Model says all LGBT+ people should be ‘put on an island and blown up’." Buddy I wouldn't mind being blown on an island
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@tiffany That's offensive to people who are aware of the chocolate seahorse as a sexual position
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Why are there always seahorse shapes in the chocolate seashells box? Seahorses aren't shells
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@scribus You can't hear the moon over there?
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@nerthos Mate them soldiers don't tessellate, so you're gonna end up with toast overspill
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(me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 19:52:21 UTC from web -
Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"
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Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday
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@mrmattimation That thing Australians put on sandwiches?
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The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916
Monday, 07-Aug-17 11:50:37 UTC from web -
@adiwan For a conservative brony, out there, it's tough
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It's tough out there for a conservative brony
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@maiyannah What an ironic punishment
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@tiffany Thanks duder
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@adiwan Whoa
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Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 09:56:00 UTC from web -
Is there sex ed at Hogwarts
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Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.
Friday, 04-Aug-17 07:46:30 UTC from web -
The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 21:46:15 UTC from web -
Lord I am making poopy sand
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Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:56:40 UTC from web -
Andrea Romano has been voice directing cartoons since before I was old enough to watch cartoons
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:24:28 UTC from web -
@scribus I hope it was better than this microwaved catasterstroke
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Has anyone put spaghetti bolognese on a wrap before, or am I about to become the world's greatest innovator
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If Ready Player One is all about 80s pop culture then why is the Iron Giant of 1999's The Iron Giant there
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 09:17:56 UTC from web -
What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?
