zarkanorf's favorite notices, page 4

Marissa

Just a reminder that I'm amazed I need to give. Roleplay does NOT belong on te mane site. We HAVE a roleplay site, over on rp.rainbowdash.net. I have seen this be mentioned over and over and I'm getting tired of it. Come on guys. Roleplay goes on the RP site. Kay?

Thomas K Thomas K , Purple Tinker

Dear Princess Celestia; Today, I have learned how stubborn I was with my decision of "leaving" RDN three weeks ago. In actuality, I was afraid of something, my dear princess; I was afraid of change. I had an unconscious, irrational assumption that the minute that the minute the root administrator had changed seats with another individual, everything would go to the Moon and back (my severe apologies to your sister, if it's too soon to make such a crack). I was frightened by my friends leaving due to earlier actions that, if I didn't join them, I wouldn't be friends with them anymore; all the while, I never have given @purpletinker a fair chance of administrating. Here I am, beforehand boasting about how I gave everything that comes through this fandom one chance, only to be ashamed of myself realizing I've failed to "walk the walk," as they say. So, seeing with my own eyes my previous fears are voided, I'm returning to what I used to call home. Your ever-learning student, @zarkanorf

Thomas K

AND THEN THE DISCORD SAID TO TWILIGHT, "LET THERE BE SOAP." And dear Celestia, was there soap. So. Much. Soap. The capacity of your arms is insufficient to contain all of this soap, there's so much.

Thomas K

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Thomas K

~~~~NIGEL NYXBERRY, A FANFICTION~~~~ "Class, we have a new student!" "Hello! I'm Nigel Nyxberry!" "It's nice to have you Ms. Nyxberry; now, you can sit anywhere where there's a free-" *Nigel Nyxberry starts unbuttoning her vest* "Helloooooooooooooooooooooo. Iiiiiiii'm Nigel Nyyyyyxbeeerry..." "Ummmm, that's very nice, s-sweetie; now, if--" *Nigel Nyxberry dawns a bueno face, wingdole, and her glasses are nowhere to be seen* "Heeeeeeeeelloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiigeel Nyyyyyyyyzbeeeeeeeeerry..." |||| "And that's what I dreamed about last night..." "Bawk!" "Scootaloo's right, Sweetie Belle; Ah think that's just weird." THE END

Thomas K Derek McElroy

So for those of you who've read Past Sins (which, next to Progress, is the only fanfic I would willingly shove in your faces), @bigponymac drew this silly idea I had about Nyx getting "too excited" when she's learning. http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/37349 To be honest, it is best viewed with this in the background: http://youtu.be/rj1EDNVQsgY

Patricia Weber

MY LUNA. A YOUNG BIG MAC

★ Equestria Girls

By popular demand, here are a few little things that new ponies might want to keep in mind! A #gyrobowl is the ideal container for your #oatmeal. Plot holes are secret but fun. It is possible to explode multiple times in succession. Everypony is Eric B. Carcino likes #fineladies. Hats, pickles, and turnips are all sentient. Equestria Girls are !ponyfabulous. Rainbow Dash ALWAYS dresses in style. The Great and Powerful Trixie has magic strong enough to vanquish the dreaded Ursa Major. Rocks are funny. Fabric is dumb. Mustaches are fabulous.

Patricia Weber

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Thomas K Patricia Weber

@pinkiederp sure isn't making any... Progress with that fic. *SHADES* http://ur1.ca/4o3sl

Thomas K

If you watch the world backwards, it's about the destruction of human society due to failure of overcoming the epidemic of turning small and entering moist caves.

Thomas K

AND NOW I SHALL SING TO YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE http://tindeck.com/listen/vuzx

GentleGiant

alright, I have to go eat. I leave you with my progress. http://ur1.ca/4k7o5

Thomas K

SO ONE DAY BIGPONYMAC WALKED INTO THE ROOM, AND HE WAS LIKE "HELLO MOON I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY BIG MUSCLE CHEST AND MY SHIRT UNDONE?" AND THEN MOON SAID "OOOOOOH MAC~" AND THEN BIGPONYMAC GRABBED HER AND SAID "LET'S DO IT," AND THEN WHISPERED INTO HER EAR, "AND I WILL LEAVE MY GUITAR ON." MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY, PEOPLE WERE FAINTING AND TURNING GAY. it was awesome. THE END

Marissa

once upon a time there was a pony named luna and hse was so magical all the other ponies were jealous and her sister lecestia was a troll so she stuck hjr on the moon BUT THEN carcinopony rescueed her and then they did ninja moves on cleesita and she was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i have been debeated" and luna and carcinopony lived happily ever after with fluttershy and applehjakc's hat

Thomas K kirurakiru

@theawesomepony is now under the influence of illegal substances know as my armpit

Gherkin ☑️

And then I drew a Pinkie that looked inexplicably like Crash Bandicoot. http://ur1.ca/4jhaw