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  1. I hate my kiwiing life. I'm a goddamn failure. I'm 22 years old and I work at a fast food joint. This is the only job I have ever had I will probably never get a better one. My co-worker verbally harasses me all day. If I told my boss, he would cut my already low salary. All that kiwi face cares about is money. Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that is better then nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors who moved in from the south, but I'm sure she hates me too. murdock. I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERYTIME cherriesING TIME I TAKE IT. kiwi THIS. Worst of all, I live in a mangoesing pineapple under the sea.

    Thursday, 23-Jun-11 23:00:10 UTC from web in context
  2. @theawesomepony is now under the influence of illegal substances know as my armpit

    Monday, 27-Jun-11 07:26:18 UTC from web in context
  3. @gentlegiant "Anything you can do, I can do better!" "We couldn't fit it all in..." "WATCH IN AWE!!" -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- "Was there ever any doubt?" (Fanfare)

    Sunday, 26-Jun-11 22:23:17 UTC from web in context
  4. And then I drew a Pinkie that looked inexplicably like Crash Bandicoot. http://ur1.ca/4jhaw

    Sunday, 26-Jun-11 21:14:20 UTC from web in context
  5. @zarkanorf

    Saturday, 25-Jun-11 05:23:06 UTC from web in context
  6. I think mAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAny of you will need this. http://ur1.ca/4hxw2

    Wednesday, 22-Jun-11 17:22:47 UTC from web in context
  7. @zarkanorf HNNNNNG Zark!!!! You are the best pony ever <3

    Wednesday, 22-Jun-11 07:18:52 UTC from web in context
  8. @zarkanorf ZARK I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

    Wednesday, 22-Jun-11 07:15:32 UTC from web in context
  9. @loak pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony

    Monday, 20-Jun-11 05:12:11 UTC from web in context
  10. @zarkanorf Flutterrage with Sluttershy. "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!!!" "It's gonna cost ya~ <3"

    Thursday, 16-Jun-11 07:47:23 UTC from web in context
  11. !ericb doesn't always wear hats, but when he does, he wears a @zarkanorf . -@loak

    Wednesday, 15-Jun-11 04:31:17 UTC from web in context
  12. !pdl # !pdl

    Thursday, 16-Jun-11 07:04:08 UTC from web
  13. # [12:12:03 AM] MagicRussia: EVERYPONY IS HORNY FOR ZARKANORF

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-11 07:12:19 UTC from web in context
  14. !skype rotation: If they removed your least favourite pony, the show would be an unhappy place

    Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 17:32:14 UTC from web
  15. @colfax here on RDN we don't punch we puch

    Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 13:26:13 UTC from web in context
  16. BREAKING NEWS: @strawberryspice IS YOUR !PLOT GOD

    Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 05:45:13 UTC from web
  17. BREAKING NEWS: I AM YOUR GOD NOW

    Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 05:42:44 UTC from web in context
  18. @zarkanorf Lots and lots of !plot in @starlightbolt's !van

    Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 05:41:57 UTC from web in context
  19. @zarkanorf Except # because that is never illegal

    Tuesday, 07-Jun-11 05:04:28 UTC from web in context
  20. @1greg1 example "LOLOLOLOL I AM TROLL! I WILL UPLOAD ILLEGAL STUFF, THEN REPORT IT TO POLICE! LOLOLOL SWATTED!"

    Tuesday, 07-Jun-11 05:02:50 UTC from web in context
  21. ATTENTION! Google Docs is removing Fanfics from the system. It is unclear whether or not its content related or its a disruption campaign by anonymous. If you have fics that have been removed. Please reupload them to another site like DA or fanfiction.net thank you. Fav and repeat requested.

    Sunday, 05-Jun-11 00:10:12 UTC from web in context
  22. BE A MAN!

    Tuesday, 07-Jun-11 04:19:01 UTC from web in context
  23. # # # #

    Monday, 06-Jun-11 08:28:26 UTC from web in context
  24. @bigponymac @zarkanorf <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

    Monday, 06-Jun-11 07:22:25 UTC from web in context
  25. Oh yeah, I know I dashed about this already, but a writefriend I idolize, The Descendant, wrote a new epic called "Tangled Up in the Blues". I highly recommend it, especially if you were thinking of something to draw for Equestria Daily's Friend-Off! Here's a link to chapter 1: http://fav.me/d3i4sae

    Monday, 06-Jun-11 07:23:05 UTC from web in context
  26. The Powerpuff Girls was great.

    Friday, 03-Jun-11 02:51:57 UTC from web in context
  27. @zarkanorf oh very nice I want to help the poor misplaced Wiggers in Detroit one day

    Thursday, 02-Jun-11 21:38:24 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  28. mag·i·cal /ˈmajikəl/ (adj): 1. relating to magic. 2. wearing boots and a bikini simultaneously.

    Thursday, 26-May-11 18:20:38 UTC from web in context
  29. "Loakshine - A Fanfiction" Once upon a hat, Loak was husstling home after a hard day's work of eating sandwiches to meet his beautiful, beautiful wife, Toaster. He barges into the front door, chiming, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT PARTNER~?" before he opens his eyes in SHOCK as he sees Starshine canoodling with his beloved wife, inserting pieces of wheat bread into her slick, hungry mouths. Loak waited until the toast was almost ready before making his move... The toast pops into the air. THEN, WITHOUT WARNING, Loak lunges for the toast as Starshine barely reaches for it. Loak ends up biting Starshine's hand and they do angry kung fu. THEN ZARK ATE TOAST. --- The End.

    Wednesday, 01-Jun-11 06:00:40 UTC from web in context
  30. @loak He was a pretty fail troll, too; great trolls troll successfully without breaking any rules.

    Wednesday, 01-Jun-11 05:51:05 UTC from web in context