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I hate my kiwiing life. I'm a goddamn failure. I'm 22 years old and I work at a fast food joint. This is the only job I have ever had I will probably never get a better one. My co-worker verbally harasses me all day. If I told my boss, he would cut my already low salary. All that kiwi face cares about is money. Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that is better then nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors who moved in from the south, but I'm sure she hates me too. murdock. I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERYTIME cherriesING TIME I TAKE IT. kiwi THIS. Worst of all, I live in a mangoesing pineapple under the sea.
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@theawesomepony is now under the influence of illegal substances know as my armpit
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@gentlegiant "Anything you can do, I can do better!" "We couldn't fit it all in..." "WATCH IN AWE!!" -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- "Was there ever any doubt?" (Fanfare)
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And then I drew a Pinkie that looked inexplicably like Crash Bandicoot. http://ur1.ca/4jhaw
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I think mAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAny of you will need this. http://ur1.ca/4hxw2
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@zarkanorf HNNNNNG Zark!!!! You are the best pony ever <3
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@zarkanorf ZARK I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
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@loak pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony
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@zarkanorf Flutterrage with Sluttershy. "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!!!" "It's gonna cost ya~ <3"
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Thursday, 16-Jun-11 07:04:08 UTC from web
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#skype [12:12:03 AM] MagicRussia: EVERYPONY IS HORNY FOR ZARKANORF
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!skype rotation: If they removed your least favourite pony, the show would be an unhappy place
Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 17:32:14 UTC from web -
@colfax here on RDN we don't punch we puch
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BREAKING NEWS: @strawberryspice IS YOUR !PLOT GOD
Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 05:45:13 UTC from web -
BREAKING NEWS: I AM YOUR GOD NOW
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@zarkanorf Lots and lots of !plot in @starlightbolt's !van
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@1greg1 example "LOLOLOLOL I AM TROLL! I WILL UPLOAD ILLEGAL STUFF, THEN REPORT IT TO POLICE! LOLOLOL SWATTED!"
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ATTENTION! Google Docs is removing Fanfics from the system. It is unclear whether or not its content related or its a disruption campaign by anonymous. If you have fics that have been removed. Please reupload them to another site like DA or fanfiction.net thank you. Fav and repeat requested.
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BE A MAN!
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Oh yeah, I know I dashed about this already, but a writefriend I idolize, The Descendant, wrote a new epic called "Tangled Up in the Blues". I highly recommend it, especially if you were thinking of something to draw for Equestria Daily's Friend-Off! Here's a link to chapter 1: http://fav.me/d3i4sae
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The Powerpuff Girls was great.
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@zarkanorf oh very nice I want to help the poor misplaced Wiggers in Detroit one day
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mag·i·cal /ˈmajikəl/ (adj): 1. relating to magic. 2. wearing boots and a bikini simultaneously.
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"Loakshine - A Fanfiction" Once upon a hat, Loak was husstling home after a hard day's work of eating sandwiches to meet his beautiful, beautiful wife, Toaster. He barges into the front door, chiming, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT PARTNER~?" before he opens his eyes in SHOCK as he sees Starshine canoodling with his beloved wife, inserting pieces of wheat bread into her slick, hungry mouths. Loak waited until the toast was almost ready before making his move... The toast pops into the air. THEN, WITHOUT WARNING, Loak lunges for the toast as Starshine barely reaches for it. Loak ends up biting Starshine's hand and they do angry kung fu. THEN ZARK ATE TOAST. --- The End.
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@loak He was a pretty fail troll, too; great trolls troll successfully without breaking any rules.