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Someone explain lazy town to me
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 22:46:18 UTC from web-
@tiffany but what does that have to do with All Star by Smash Mouth
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@ceruleanspark Guy Fieri (lead singer) is a totalitarian who fights for an Orwe
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@thelastgherkin They need to be laser.
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I mean, that sentence could apply to anything really
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 22:49:24 UTC from web -
imagine a gem in your pee hole
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 22:22:46 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That's a kidney stone. That's literally what those rae.
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@ceruleanspark shut up
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@mrmattimation What the grape did you just say to me you little papaya and so on and so forth
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God hates bags - Pokemon Sun.
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 22:44:39 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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The reason the car has such a short range is that it's powered by the evidence of the casts heterosexuality
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 19:40:11 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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The Regalia is not a good car. According to my rough calculations, it can go about...10 miles on 1 tank of gas.
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 19:23:59 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark It's fancy though
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Sometimes I want to give a spambot admin rights just to see what would happen
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 09:39:46 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I don't think they'd do anything. They struggle with figuring out the fact that you can't post a link in your first notice. At worst they'd send private messages to everyonr.
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Professor Cuckui
Wednesday, 30-Nov-16 22:40:08 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 21:30:38 UTC from web
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Papayapost Network. I'm OK with it.
Monday, 28-Nov-16 23:09:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Obviously. Papayas are tasty.
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The death of Fidel Castro has revealed one thing to me: A lot of people don't know the difference between him and Che Guevara
Monday, 28-Nov-16 22:22:41 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer and vriska like this.
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@ceruleanspark Haha, you're messing with that too?
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@ceruleanspark All bearded Cuban revolutionaries look the same?
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If you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife
Monday, 28-Nov-16 21:04:12 UTC from web -
Tiffany's was the clever one.
Sunday, 27-Nov-16 21:58:44 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation don't cuck me
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@tiffany Don't cuck me I'm scared.
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@ceruleanspark white is not a creative colour
takeshitakenji likes this.
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XCOM 3: Gem Genocide.
Sunday, 27-Nov-16 21:53:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark ................ ....... Gemocide
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@thelastgherkin The Crystallocaust
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Where is XCOM during all these gem monster attacks.
Sunday, 27-Nov-16 21:50:47 UTC from web -
does pearl eat ass y/n
Sunday, 27-Nov-16 20:37:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The real question is, is that what Rose Quartz would have wanted?
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@scribus A war crime?
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Me: I'm going to throw another Poké Ball and take my plate downstairs and when I come back up I bet I'll have caught it. Haha no way could you imagine
guess what just happened thoSaturday, 26-Nov-16 20:32:56 UTC from web-
@tiffany Your DS battery died.
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@ceruleanspark what's a god to a non-believer
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i've evolved seven eevees today and have suddenly taken to heart the fact that i'm petting them and loving them for personal gain and they'll never leave my PC again
Saturday, 26-Nov-16 16:28:36 UTC from web-
@scribus they actually get to go to an tropical island in sun/moon. The Pokemon in your PC can vacation in the new poke-peligo area.
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Why do we even still have people driving trains. There's no way it's impossible to have an AI do it.
Saturday, 26-Nov-16 01:31:54 UTC from web-
@nerthos Which is why we really need cyborgs!
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@ceruleanspark AIs have been driving trains on rail lines without level (road) crossings for decades. Motorists are the real problem.
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@takeFluffle Puffakenji @ceruleanspark Now we just need AI on the roads.
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https://cherryposter.club/attachment/329528
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@hakui @rw Confuse your enemies with harmless darts and then shoot arrows at them.
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@ceruleanspark Old meme gold meme
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"Maybe Salazzle just has an unfortunate design! It's probably not supposed to be scaly porn" "Its idle animation is it gently caressing its own chest as it sways its hips"
Saturday, 26-Nov-16 01:14:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark This is why we can't have nice things
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Wow. Watching a disaster documentary about the paddington train crash. The announcer says "The detective finds that he has been placed in charge of the investigation". Then, for some reason, the uploader has spliced footage of Bender saying "DAMN YOU OLD MAN" into the documentary, before the scene returns to normal.
Saturday, 26-Nov-16 00:58:37 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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You've gotta really fail at ship design to coat your fireproof bulkheads with a flammable material that turns into hydrogen cyanide and carbon monoxide when it burns.
Friday, 25-Nov-16 23:46:18 UTC from web -
https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/family-guyvania open this in 6 or more tabs at once for the true curse experience
Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:46:27 UTC from web -
Pichu takes smaller bites of his Poke Beans because his mouth is too small.
Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:37:20 UTC from web -
FLEENSTONES?
Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:35:15 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark G̟͎̹̠͍͔ ̧͉̰̝R̸̝̬̱̤͕̻ ̦͕̺̲̱̀A̯̝͚͕͜ͅ ̰̙̠̭N͎̮͞ ҉ͅD̘̠̝ͅ ̛̗D͎̠̤̺͍̝͉͜ ̸̗̦̺͈͍̠̗A͏̦̬̫ D ̨̬̦̩̙̗
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Do the ends justify the memes
Friday, 25-Nov-16 13:06:10 UTC from web -
Potato Knishes has always been socio-political propaganda. The only difference is that now it's in the hands of someone with sane opinions, rather than right-wing radical Andrew Hussie.
Consider the kids' home situations, for example. John and Jane are fine with their fedora wearing single dads, as is Jake until his Grandma is killed by the bisexual Condesce. But the kids with LGBT parents? From alcoholic beta Mom to absentee parents alpha Mom and Bro to beta Bro who is outright physically abusive, each one is shown to be an unfit caretaker. The whole thing reads like some horrid PSA on the dangers of adoption by gay parents.Friday, 25-Nov-16 09:01:40 UTC from web -
[Papyrus voice] SANS WHERE'S MY DICK
Monday, 21-Nov-16 21:53:12 UTC from web- Cerulean Spark repeated this.
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I keep pressing Y to care but nothing happens
Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 22:28:58 UTC from web
