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You'll be pleased to know that since Bungie took the cleaner bots broom away, one of its morose voice lines is "WHAT IS MY PURPOSE"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:25:04 UTC from web -
I can't believe GBBO was Fluffle Puffing rigged
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:10:55 UTC from web-
@tiffany OH BOY HERE I GO COOKING AGAIN
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@ceruleanspark Children, old people, the black guy, doesn't matter
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So you can look at me and think "Well, thank god I'm not *that guy*"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 08:40:50 UTC from web -
If you ever feel bad about your life just remember that I'm nearly 30 and the single most noteworthy thing I've accomplished is running this place.
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 08:30:58 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 22:00:37 UTC from web
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I can't believe they took away the Sweeperbots broom.
Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 22:00:17 UTC from web -
In Mattimation, instead of running for president, Donald Trump started a Let's Play channel
Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 20:26:44 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Grab them by the game theory
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@ceruleanspark Game Theory: Sonic's birth certificate is fake
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Is it me, or are furry webcomics unusually long-lived by webcomic standards?
Monday, 24-Oct-16 21:29:27 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you mean just with anthro furry characters?
I mean, VG Cats has been alive since the internet -
@zennx Kevin and Kell has been around longer than you've been alive, and the Cyantian Chronicles go back to 98. Twokinds is 13 years old this year.
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@ceruleanspark ........ Totally forgot Twokinds was a thing
kiwi I have so much backlog
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Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.
Monday, 24-Oct-16 20:35:49 UTC from web -
Talk like John Mayer from Deep Fear day
Monday, 24-Oct-16 18:59:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Talk like Dubois day
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Gordon had wanted Elmo to tell him where their bodies were.
But now Elmo would show him.Monday, 24-Oct-16 17:53:57 UTC from web -
Game Theory: Were the sentinels from No Man's Sky actually dead the whole time?
Sunday, 23-Oct-16 22:10:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation No, but Sean Murray was.
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@ceruleanspark Game Theory: Is Sean Murray a Racist?????
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@mrmattimation Sean Murray killed himself and became Sans.
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I finished the new Destiny raid today. I feel moderately accomplished
Sunday, 23-Oct-16 21:38:16 UTC from web -
Turns out my IT teacher was a pedophile. He got arrested recently. I find that amusing because for my entire secondary school career, every student was convinced he was one, but every authority figure said "No, don't be stupid".
Saturday, 22-Oct-16 23:22:42 UTC from web- vriska likes this.
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@ceruleanspark kids know a lot more than adults like to believe
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@ceruleanspark LITERALLY my situation two years ago
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@ceruleanspark my high school band director was a pedophile, he FrankerZed like 3 of my friends
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Watching a video of a dude bathe in a bath full of Nutella and hoping he dies violently
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@tiffany What if he did though. What if the video ended with a group of hooded figures breaking into his bathroom and slitting his throat whilst he sobbed and begged for mercy. What then, Tiffany?
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@ceruleanspark I'd use my omnipercipience for good
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Wait, hang on. I thought this was a joke. Are you saying this is real?
Saturday, 22-Oct-16 21:50:58 UTC from web- WestRail642fan likes this.
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Grab her by the cutie mark
Saturday, 22-Oct-16 16:05:27 UTC from web -
Tiffany Network
Saturday, 22-Oct-16 16:05:00 UTC from web -
Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?
Friday, 21-Oct-16 22:41:52 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark just got the results of the poll:
85% say sex is bananaing awesome
5% says the Pope made them do it
5% says "I ain't cho daddy, no matter what dat ho say"
4.5% says that it's a biological imperative
and this one person drew a crude picture of a batcave going inside a very fat lady, there is also the words "your mom" underlined thrice and there's an arrow right after the aforementioned words and pointing to the very fat lady
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Do I reply to my crush's snapchat now when I haven't showered in a day or wait until tomorrow when I'm FRESH
Friday, 21-Oct-16 22:18:43 UTC from web -
Like 3 out of 5 of my sexy parts after I had kids. Destroyed.
Friday, 21-Oct-16 22:17:33 UTC from web -
I'm glad we have it on record that Phil Collins' opinion of (((Paul McCartney))) is, verbatim, "You mango. You batcave."
Friday, 21-Oct-16 22:03:28 UTC from web-
@tiffany I heard that In the Air Tonight is about him
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@ceruleanspark I like to think Phil imagines Paul's face as he bangs his drums like no man's business
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apparently they may have discovered why the bermuda triangle is so mangoed UP
Friday, 21-Oct-16 21:59:01 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark please, call them cuckpapayas
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@mrmattimation pokemon arent real idiot
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Red Dead Rainbow Dash Network
Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 22:40:19 UTC from web -
Scooby-Doo's last name is Doo you dumbus neanderthals
Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 19:50:37 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark It literally does not http://pny.lv/0yt34
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@thelastgherkin I'm like 500% sure the military school says it
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@ceruleanspark Scooby never went to the military school. Shaggy did. Scooby was at a farm.
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Of course I wanted this design: https://i.imgur.com/rgA0sJj.png
Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 19:50:03 UTC from web -
The Game Grumps AND Dan Harmon are doing a show TOGETHER????
Monday, 17-Oct-16 19:50:30 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Welp, Dan Harmon is over.
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https://i.imgur.com/C4wIa6g.jpg that's it, I'm killing myself
Monday, 17-Oct-16 18:25:31 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Take me with you.
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@ceruleanspark This is from where this originates from https://twitter.com/pixelkitties/status/755850096743329792 Lauren Faust demanded this, so it's OK.
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"And the fallen child said...nothing you idiot, the fallen child's dead. Their souls locked in my basement!"
Monday, 17-Oct-16 13:01:04 UTC from web -
Sunday, 16-Oct-16 21:33:46 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark we're in undertale mike. sad!
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