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Friendship is a lie, politics are gods, we are slimes, dog food is pasta, I'm a turkey!
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@awlpony It was removed on account of Netflix not running on propane.
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@awlpony it's ok, no one's good at everything, but everyone is good at something
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@faceroll Sounds like you're in a real jam.
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I'm not racist. I hate everyone indifferent of race.
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Everyone deserves equal treatment except straight white people
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@nerthos EVERY MAN ON EARTH IS A NO GOOD WOMAN HATER AND ALSO HOMOPHOBIC AND RACIST
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There's a Transexual in my Theatre class. We treat him like a normal member of society. Because he is. #goodguymatt
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There's a filthy no-good white person in my Theatre class. Aren't all white people just horrible racists? #goodguymatt
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Remember guys. I'm an ARTIST. This means that if you don't like my art, you are automatically a bad person in my eyes and I will block you on all social media and disable YouTube comments.
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IS THIS SPAM, SATIRE, OR TROLLING!?
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@mrdavidamnesia blaze it up
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@zeldatra REST?! What is rest? Whenever I feel tired, just make more coffee. >never ending cycle. > havent slept in years > insane
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@sprite Eh, Potato Knish him all the same. I don't get paid enough to eat crap and smile about it.
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@yodelerty Puns so great they make water whine
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You guys are full of green dust.
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I just wanted to drop a huge thank you to the folks that have helped me so far, and to any that may decided to help in the future, I promise I'll pay all of you back somehow.
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@fuzzypony ~~~~~Everyone's into coconuts~~~~~
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@flamingpandaomg Here comes more crying?
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@vt3c "leave it alone"... right.
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@pokestrike Your mom?
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@anarchycarcino Pacific Rim vs Godzilla. make it happen
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@redenchilada I appreciate that you try to like people. That's an admirable quality that I've learned not all posess.
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@mastertdi Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball". The two dudes crying were the producer and her father.
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@awlpony Caligraphy is just peaceful swordsmanship
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Personally, if given power over a country I'd crush whoever tries to sabotage it and turn the state into a profitable machine aimed towards generating enough money to sustain itself, by eliminating bickering politicians and VIPs, and tightening concessions as a means to acquiring important bussiness for the state, so that many products consumed by the population and/or exported are produced by enterprises managed by the state, so that profit is aimed solely at bettering the machine and funding public expenditure. At one point that would allow for tax reductions since the state would earn basically the same money it spends. But then again I'm not a politician, I'm more of an emperor and I don't particularly care about shady arrangements to profit like the politicians do, and I'd have to silence permanently many of those politicians who would inevitably try to convince the population of the typical evil tyrant story so that they can go back in power and make money.
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@pony My concern is not what's after mortality. Living as cattle just awaiting the release of death is not living.
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@awlpony She's cooking anthrax cookies to kill the president!
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@thepersonapony More like URStupid
