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Playing with some settings in Blender, it needs some work but I’ve gotten the program to intentionally “mess up” some of the outlines on these renders to make it look more like it was hand drawn, still dunno how this looks in motion yet though. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875315
Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 23:42:01 UTC from web -
My name was mentioned in a Newgrounds podcast today, no idea why or in what context, but I guess I’ll have to go check it out now?
Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 21:37:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Make sure they got it right before that whole SAG kerfuffle!
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Good news! Pinkie Pie is still the best one http://rainbowdash.net/url/875313
Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 16:25:18 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin MLP version of Seinfeld ? I like this way of thinking.
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@thelastgherkin so wait, is Pinkie Pie Jerry, or is she Kramer? I feel like she'd be Kramer.
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Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 03:35:18 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Nice
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@mrmattimation Ey, grats man.
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Well, the post office lost my package. And they made sure to remind me it wasn't insured. Because I should have to pay extra for you to be basically accountable for your core job? Contacted the merchant for replacement.
Tuesday, 12-Nov-19 19:28:32 UTC from web-
@scribus I think that the standards for USPS employees are actually lower than just having a smuggler send you whatever you want on a Chinese freighter
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@mrmattimation Smuggler ? Wait, what. That took a turn.
"Yeah, ehmm, Mr Ranger Solo sir, Could you please get this package of legal computer components to my friend in California ? Why no, I do not object to haveing it being transported in between the cocaine and MDMA."
P.S. I do not know any Chinese Smuggler names, I do know that the Solo Star Wars Movie was renamed to Ranger Solo in China.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I think we're about to find out if a President can un-sign a bill. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875306
Tuesday, 12-Nov-19 00:44:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation He would not be the first important leader in the history of the world to at least to try and undo something that he did before. Heck, not even the first woman if you count Neferusobek. But outside of the shadenfreude factor. Why is that funny to you ?
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apparently in Pokémon 2 you can finally commit treason against the government which is good because before we'd never even seen the government
Monday, 11-Nov-19 18:27:43 UTC from web-
@liquidusmira I always assumed Mewtwo ate the government, or psychic beamed them all to death on a helicopter like Shin Godzilla anyway
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@liquidusmira Pokemon takes place in Missouri, which is why there are no laws or government
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Nihilist racists don’t believe in a master race, just an inferior one
Saturday, 09-Nov-19 00:08:02 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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I think I’m handling PAC money.
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 23:29:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Normally I would say something like 'Super' if I was handling a lot of cash. But the combination of Super and PAC probably is not going to end in a smile for most people. Unless if it was a pun, those are are cruel in their own right.
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I like reading all of these weird hot takes about how Virginia, former capital of the confederacy and one of the last states to abolish Jim Crow laws (we still had some in the 90s(!!!!!!!)) is now a communist state
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 08:17:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation ... And... Do you want Virginia to be communist ? raises eyebrow
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(Second-crappiest behind Jimmy Carter, history’s greatest monster)
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 03:52:40 UTC from web -
Giuliani is like if Pesci played Trump
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 03:32:37 UTC from web-
@scribus Giuliani is, like, a Bush-era holdover too, so he’s twice as unlikable. From New York’s crappy mayor to the second-crappiest President’s crappy lawyer.
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https://youtu.be/ZA0MfTWkWfk Hey I made a cartoon
Thursday, 07-Nov-19 01:07:01 UTC from web -
A.V. Club reviews be like, “at first, I laughed at the jokes, but then I remembered that this is a modern-day Simpsons episode, and therefore any humor I found in the episode was an illusion”
Wednesday, 06-Nov-19 22:58:10 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, Watch Mojo seems to be failing to declared sponsored content while they tongue-bathe scrotes.
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@mrmattimation I just can't get my head out of the metacreative(?) sphere in trying to pre-empt it, myself.
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Last night’s election in Virginia has ensured that, if Trump gets re-elected next year, I’ll be waaaaaaaay too high to care.
Wednesday, 06-Nov-19 18:56:58 UTC from web -
I think Virginia and Kentucky just seceded from the confederacy.
Wednesday, 06-Nov-19 02:48:12 UTC from web -
Trump has a clean record of never having campaigned for anyone who lost.... which I assume is why he hasn’t done a single campaign rally in Virginia despite (or perhaps because of) Republicans facing losing their last footholds in the state.
Tuesday, 05-Nov-19 17:09:23 UTC from web-
@drinkingpony There’s 100% a path to re-election that doesn’t involve Virginia, which is why I’m confused why he’s targeting this state. He’s planning to offset potential losses in PA, WI, and especially MI by flipping Colorado, Nevada, New Hampshire, Virginia, and New Mexico. Problem is Clinton won three of those states by 5% or more and they only got more Democratic in elections after that. Realistically I could see him winning New Hampshire and maybe Nevada, which is TECHNICALLY enough assuming he loses the Great Lakes and wins Maine’s second congressional district, but it’s not at all a comfortable margin, and Democrats winning even one more electoral vote (ie by winning Nebraska’s 2nd congressional district) would screw him. His best path to victory is maintaining states he already won, not winning new ones, and going after the swing states that went for Clinton is a very weird move.
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@mrmattimation Ohkay, I think I found the sore spot right then and there.
> "best path to victory is maintaining states already won, not winning new ones,"
That is way too much true to the whole idea of political ideologies eating themselves once they get more and more totalitarian. That is "Back your base !" "Back Your Base !" "BACK YOUR OWN FRIGGIN BASE !" untill you have alienated everyone that was not already part of the in-group by the first time those words were chanted.
Back to modern day America. No group is going to win without the support of the people who feel no strong affiliation and rather let the policies ( or gut ) speak to them. Hell, the Rust Belt voted surprisingly Trump after 2 election cycles of "Hope".
Not to say I would not be surprised that in the campaign office they jokingly talk about 'It is not about winning, it is about sending a message' while giving it their best Michael Caine impression.
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@drinkingpony It’s all in state leans really. If Trump doesn’t win Wisconsin, he can’t win Michigan, and if he can’t win Michigan, he can’t win Virginia, if he doesn’t win Virginia, he can’t win Colorado, etc, etc. Once you lose one state it becomes a lot harder to win states that lean further from you, not impossible, but harder.
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ok cartoon's 100% done (or the animation bit anyway)
Tuesday, 05-Nov-19 04:39:01 UTC from web -
This Swole Foods short should be out on Wednesday (which means the newspaper gag gets to be VERY topical, what with elections happening in Virginia the day before) and as it’s all coming together I’m slowly starting to regain my confidence in the stuff I make. Hopefully that means it’s back to animating every day for me.
Monday, 04-Nov-19 06:43:12 UTC from web -
I like that we now have a government where one branch is apparently legally allowed to just flat-out ignore the other two.
Monday, 04-Nov-19 03:34:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Shoulder-check them balances right into the wall.
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@scribus I'm sure Republicans will be pleased with the precedent they're setting ten years from now when a Democratic president decides to declare all guns illegal and the Supreme Court says "well, executive privilege and whatnot"
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Donald Trump persuades voters by claiming to be only candidate who can defeat Donald Trump
Monday, 04-Nov-19 01:27:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation After all, it took Hitler to kill Hitler!
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Someone shoots up a party. The proposed solution is to ban partying. It's official - American firearms have more rights than people do.
Sunday, 03-Nov-19 23:59:31 UTC from web-
@scribus I mean we already tried to blame the gay community after a gay nightclub got shot up so ????♀️
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(as such) http://rainbowdash.net/url/875291
Sunday, 03-Nov-19 06:27:28 UTC from web -
so do i change things up and do the credits in the same font as the title card, or do i keep the MattFont http://rainbowdash.net/url/875290
Sunday, 03-Nov-19 06:27:16 UTC from web -
If Jamie Lee Curtis was so scared of Michael Meyers coming back to get her why’d she stay in Haddonfield and not move to, like, Guam or something? Seems to me like she was kinda asking for it in the 2018 movie
Saturday, 02-Nov-19 20:49:53 UTC from web -
In the Halloween universe Kanye West probably gave a speech about how Obama didn’t do anything for Chicago cuz Michael Meyers is still goin around cuttin’ fools up. Think about it.
Saturday, 02-Nov-19 16:56:55 UTC from web -
Three weeks of work: https://youtu.be/TKGld5rtpeA !vgp !art #BabysitterNES
Thursday, 31-Oct-19 05:27:17 UTC from web- thismightbeauser likes this.
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@thismightbeauser I am NOT tracing sprites, I am "taking" "inspiration!" lol (Actually got a lot from Sweet Home for the Famicom)
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@scribus So a 'All Summer Long' to 'Sweet Home Alabama' or more of a 'Ice Ice Baby' to 'Under Pressure' kinda thing ?
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@drinkingpony More like a "I grabbed a book of 50 songs that are all the same three chords" deal.
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Everytime I look at the inner workings of current day America I am both amazed and amused just a little bit more.
Imagine telling your political rival that she is a Russian asset ( and then the Republican fubar story bending ) only to see your political rival hit over 2% in the DNC approved polls so you get see her be on the debate.
I might be REALLY late to draw that conclusion but it took a while for me to figure out how the DNC polling actually works.
But I am probably boring you all to death with stuff like this, I just had to laugh when I found out how the boomerang effect actually worked in this :)Thursday, 31-Oct-19 13:46:27 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Dammit Matt, if you are about to say something so ridiculously funny warn me first. Now I have to clean the splatter damage from my monitor.
Next thing you are going to tell me that Hillary was not a political rival to Obama back in 2008 either ( 128 delegates too short, you know what I am talking about )
But I know what is wrong here. Go look up the definition of the word 'Rival' and then get back to me.
Oh for the love of... now I have streaks all over my monitor.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were literally running against each other you weak-chinned gimp, I don’t know why you think you, as a non-American, are the authority on American politics because you read a copy of the NY Post on reddit two years ago, especially when you keep spouting blatantly untrue bullgrape that plays straight into alt-right gaslighting strategies. Not only are Clinton and Gabbard not even in the same race, if they were Gabbard STILL would be polling below 5%, I hate Hillary Clinton but even I’m not blind and stupid enough to think that Clinton and Gabbard are ANYWHERE in the same league. At least Bernie Sanders was liked by more than two people, Gabbard is a god damn joke over here, she is not ahead or even competing in ANY state primary contest, she’s even losing in her own home state, she’s the kind of brain dead moron who’s asking wage slaves to talk to their managers because her turkey wasn’t cut exactly one eight of an inch at the deli.
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@mrmattimation If Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were running against eachother that makes them rivals. If someone in your 'group' calls you out for doing or being bad, then you are rivals too.
Also, I keep spouting blatantly untrue bullgrape ? Have you ever looked into a mirror ? Also I hope Reddit dies since it is nothing but a circlejerk.
Gaslighting not a tool of the alt-right. It is being employed as a tool by all political sides.
You are blind if you do not see the relevance of being called a something by a super ( Oh but she is not running, so it is ohkay *eyeroll* )
I do not care if she does not stand a chance, I find it hilarious that someone can make a comeback from the brink of falling off the radar by a FUBAR by HRC.
I am afraid I know nothing about her Turkey though. Only thing I know about Turkey is a recent vote in the House of Representatives about acknowledging a genocide. But I would be surprised if Tulsi knows anything about that, even though that is her job.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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If Gabbard is intent on wasting her time fighting somebody who isn’t even on the ballot, that’s her choice, though. Doesn’t change the fact that she will never be President.
Thursday, 31-Oct-19 21:13:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Didn't they say the same thing about the current president ?
https://youtu.be/XvgnOqcCYCM?t=83
Aging like milk that one is.
But to adres what you said. It is not the fact that she is fighting someone who isn't on the ballot, It is that the other party picked a fight and lost in the most spectacular way. I hope you like seeing her on the debate stage ( even if she might not get any microphone time ). Remember who you have to thank for that, someone who has been an insider for YEARS.
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I wish we’d just take party labels off of politicians and just let their policy do the talking. In 2018 very progressive ballot initiatives were voted in by the people on the same day that the same state elected Trump Republicans.
Thursday, 31-Oct-19 02:40:04 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Hell, I'd do away with the whole party system, they give parties a bad name!
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@scribus Obviously that’ll never happen, but some states have laws putting all candidates regardless of party on the same primary ballot, and I think we should just.... take away the letter next to their names and force people to actually do mangoing policy research.
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@mrmattimation Effin' A, man.
