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The Outer Worlds looks like Fallout 3 when you’re in a conversation, but I suspect people are just gonna ignore that.
Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 18:34:02 UTC from web -
TIME TO PRELOAD RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 BAYBEEEEEEE
Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 18:10:46 UTC from web -
What is going on in California ? I know little to nothing about the electricity infrastructure but aparently it is blacking out WAY too much.
Does it have anything to do with them not using the superior 230V format ?Monday, 28-Oct-19 09:22:01 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony But it is funny both ways, heh
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@scribus The more I read about this the more angry it makes me. A large portion of the state got wiped out due to PG&E's negligence.
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@thismightbeauser Yeah, I've been living pretty much in a condition of rage overflow for a while, now. It's so much of such a large problem, and while I know *I* can't fix it, I also know that if we all ignore it, it'll never get better.
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Good job, Nats fans, you probably made the President strike his wife. Talk about inconsiderate.
Monday, 28-Oct-19 08:52:07 UTC from web -
I feel like if we’re going to hear the President say he’s resigning, it’s probably shortly after a hypothetical scenario in which an entire baseball stadium chants “lock him up” with him in attendance, right?
Monday, 28-Oct-19 08:02:29 UTC from web -
Ok. THIS is a Lionel Hutz move. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875280
Friday, 25-Oct-19 19:43:22 UTC from web -
A three-way race with Tulsi running as an independent probably is the precursor to a Democrat being elected President (see: 1992)
Friday, 25-Oct-19 06:23:37 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation But Ross Perrot ran on a platform closer to Bush's than Clinton's to the point where he endorced the republicans in 2000 and beyond. ( Also in 1992 he did not recieve any electoral college votes, but it was still considdered to have divided the voting public to a degree where Bush lost that year )
Tulsi Gabbard was the vice chair of the DNC and did Democratic 'things' before that. So instead of snooping off of the Republican votes ( like the 1992 Perot example ), she will snoop off the Democrat votes.
Remember when Trump had to sign an accord with the GOP that he would not run as independant ? Looks like "the worm has turned" to mangle a phraise.
So yeah, Tulsi, if you want to see Trump 2020 succeed. DO IT !Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Somehow not surprising that Tulsi Gabbard primary supporters have a net negative favorability for every single other Democratic candidate (including Bernie, at negative thirty percent). If Hillary Clinton is right in that she’s being groomed for a third party run, she’s a pretty bad candidate to groom, since it seems current Tulsi supporters are probably more likely to vote for Trump in a two-way race.
Friday, 25-Oct-19 06:21:55 UTC from web -
It seems like our router was hijacked or something, but I honestly have no idea. My phone said I needed to sign in, which redirected to a URL lushka (dot) ml (slash) captive, which seems like it may have been a Mastodon instance at some point? Now it's just Nginx with the default "I'm Nginx!" webpage.
Thursday, 24-Oct-19 06:06:15 UTC from web-
@thismightbeauser please log in now to pay your Verizon bill
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...Hutz specifically is on my mind because the voice I’m doing for one of the Swole Foods regulars is just a Phil Hartman impersonation and I was practicing the voice today.
Thursday, 24-Oct-19 00:59:25 UTC from web -
Lionel Hutz would be a better defense attorney than Rudy Giuliani.
Thursday, 24-Oct-19 00:55:11 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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If the 2020 Democrat does not use “Make America Great Again” as her slogan, the comedian in me will force me to vote against her in protest of missing such an easy opportunity.
Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 19:46:48 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I noticed the "Keep America Great" hanging on a housemate's rack and I just wondered how anyone could possibly believe that anything changed for the better over this presidency
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@thismightbeauser I do notice most of the people who wave that stuff around tend to be regular rank-and-file Republicans anyway. The so-called “silent majority” that got him elected in the first place, the Obama-Trump voters who work blue collar jobs or in agriculture or something like that, are probably a lot less happy with the way things are going right now.
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Am I even a comedian anymore? Everything I write is really depressing now.
Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 19:55:49 UTC from web -
It’s another one of those stare-at-the-ceiling-because-you’re-too-sad-to-sleep nights
Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 07:25:21 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That's why I sleep in a blindfold; I only have to stare into the void that way.
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...and also, the store closes in fifteen minutes, how many cashiers do you want me to have??
Monday, 21-Oct-19 02:49:42 UTC from web -
Just had a customer complain to me about how I was being “cheap” by replacing two of my cashiers with automated self serve machines. First of all, I’M being cheap? Second of all, we have the same amount of cashiers we always did. You just saw the extra self scans and assumed I deleted two real people to compensate.
Monday, 21-Oct-19 02:45:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation did you just assumed that someone else assumed ? [ Inception_Bwong.mp3 ]
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You are not a doctor at Johns Hopkins, ma’am
Sunday, 20-Oct-19 22:12:05 UTC from web -
This customer smells terrible
Sunday, 20-Oct-19 22:08:59 UTC from web -
Trying to figure out if Cesar Milan can exist in Swole Foods
Sunday, 20-Oct-19 05:40:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'd say that that wholly depends on whether there is a dog section in that supermarket.
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Really loving the sass this editor gave another editor on the GTA wiki http://rainbowdash.net/url/875272
Saturday, 19-Oct-19 06:55:27 UTC from web -
I think it’s really, really, really, really funny that Tulsi Gabbard felt the need to defend herself before Hillary Clinton specifically named her. She was really vague about it. Could have been anyone. Tulsi assumed it was her.
Saturday, 19-Oct-19 00:52:16 UTC from web -
It’s a two-double-quarter-pounders-for-dinner kinda night
Friday, 18-Oct-19 04:11:19 UTC from web -
Tulsi Gabbard: The DNC is treating me unfairly. Everyone likes Elizabeth Warren, nobody likes me. :(
Democrats: Yo mango this Elizabeth Warren chickThursday, 17-Oct-19 04:18:50 UTC from web -
is this site dead?
Thursday, 17-Oct-19 02:12:02 UTC from web-
@westrail642fan only if you’re an mlp fan
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@westrail642fan Not so fortunate
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Just got an iiiiiinteresting email. This Swole Foods short might come in handy.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-19 19:02:18 UTC from web -
Tulsi Gabbard looks and acts like wants to speak to my manager.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-19 02:20:02 UTC from web -
House Democrats are AMA, AMA Donald Trump
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 23:25:57 UTC from web -
Ah batcave the House Democrats actually AMA’d
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 23:24:16 UTC from web -
Just helped a customer who looked like Rudy Giuliani send 30,000 rupees to Pakistan, ama House Democrats
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 21:14:21 UTC from web -
I do believe this kid just yelled "I hate you, go home, you idiot!" at his mom. Probably for the best I'm not a mandated reported anymore; I'd be calling on half my apartment complex!
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 01:40:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation He definitely screamed "GET ME A KNIFE" a couple times, then either "I'll kill myself" or "I'll kill (someone) myself."
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@mrmattimation I hope it's the origin of me making friends with all the cats I'm feeding.
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