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...I certainly can’t go back to it now at any rate. That ship has sailed.
Monday, 14-Oct-19 05:13:07 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Thank you for showing everyone you know the meaning of facetious. You will not go on to understand the meaning I laid out behind the words, but instead you will win a full-range colour-microwave. Go check your kitchen right now! our reverse burglary ... I mean... Professional installation team of time-space-defying kitchen equipment should have just finished working.
Man I love playing a stupid 80's show host :DJonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony there’s no meaning behind 98% of anything you say, you clearly say lots of words at once in a (failed) attempt to look smart
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@mrmattimation You overestimate me.
"Don't you mean..."
I know what I said.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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One can safely assume that My Little Brony also, eventually, ended with Matt finding peace with his new home. I’d like to think those characters are living a happily ever after off-screen.
Monday, 14-Oct-19 05:11:52 UTC from web -
My obsession with wanting to create not only enjoyable characters, but a believable and wholly independent world for them to live in is going to be the death of me. They could just live in our world. Swole Foods is a reflection of reality. The premise makes as much sense in our world. But that’s not as fun, is it? Kat COULD drive a used Toyota Corolla. Instead she drives a Nagoya Coles. She could have an iPhone. Instead she has the bellPhone. Her shoes could be Nikes. Instead they’re Hermes. Does it make a difference? No, it really doesn’t. But world building is fun, especially if you can successfully convince your audience that the world doesn’t exist to service the characters, but instead that the world just happens to be something the characters live in.
It also results in me getting super attention to detail-y and spending months on 3D maps.Sunday, 13-Oct-19 06:47:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I spent months on SimCity SNES to create the city where my series of novellas takes place. Even incorporated random disaster events into the plot. Worldbuilding is fun, man. Don't blame you a bit.
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how were communists able to rise up in Russia if leftists don’t have guns, really makes u think
Friday, 11-Oct-19 01:21:14 UTC from web -
I think a Western Union customer is about to complain about me to corporate for no reason (or if it is, it’s not a reason I can discern), cos at the end of the order she suddenly looked really upset and started demanding my name and a way to contact my supervisor, idk what I did cos as far as I know there were no problems. It was more confusing than anything.
The only thing I can think of is she seemed to dislike that I kept a copy of the receipt, which is, like, duh? I need that for reporting?Thursday, 10-Oct-19 23:56:19 UTC from web -
And of course, I'm job hunting, fully aware that the last three jobs I held have driven me to increasingly vivid depths of suicidal ideation. I'd love to get help, but who's footing the bill? I can just barely cover rent and bills. Can't even afford Obamacare; gonna get a tax fine for that come April. Goodie!! I did well in school. I went to college, got a degree (and got hosed in the process, never gonna own a home unless I miraculously do manage to outlive my dad), I've been working my ass to the bone for just about twenty years, the better part of my life, and for what? So some halfwit shareholders can have a yacht with a yacht onboard? All for sitting around on their wallets.
Thursday, 10-Oct-19 02:44:18 UTC from web-
@thismightbeauser I honestly don't know, maybe I will get lucky after all. I've been all distracted by the shrieking nightmare that waking life has become.
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@scribus The individual mandate did get repealed, you technically aren’t required to have healthcare anymore.
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@scribus Sorry about that. I feel you to some extent. I'm starting to realize that my anxiety may actually be a brain issue and not something I can just talk myself out of. Realizing that has helped me be a little kinder to myself and prevent it from spiraling out of control a little bit. I should probably be on medication, but everything I've been prescribed before has made me feel slightly dead inside.
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My ideas stink and nobody listens to me, is this cancel culture?
Thursday, 10-Oct-19 01:42:13 UTC from web -
At a workshop where I had actors do a table read of the Swole Foods pilot script, I was told I should cut a joke involving Ralph Northam (the then-and-current Governor of Virginia) because he was, at the time, embroiled in a blackface controversy so he probably wouldn’t be governor for much longer AND he had been “canceled” so even saying his name was a bad idea. Well, not only is he still Governor, nobody in Virginia even REMEMBERS the controversy despite it happening THIS year, so I’m gonna chalk that one up as a win for Matt.
Wednesday, 09-Oct-19 07:40:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I thought you were *supposed* to joke about political figures embroiled in controversy???
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@scribus Their problem with it was that it WASN’T a joke about the controversy. His name was dropped as a payoff to an EARLIER joke in the script that had really nothing to do with politics at all and was more a joke about the setting and the unique circumstances of Virginia’s statewide offices, some of which are not actually full time jobs (our Lieutenant Governor also works for a law firm, for example). The joke was written days before the controversy broke.
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Wednesday, 09-Oct-19 00:23:07 UTC from web -
So, based purely on the current cash value of silver, Jesus was sold out for about $200. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_pieces_of_silver (Though, at the time, it was about 4 months' wages)
Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 21:17:29 UTC from web-
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@mrmattimation Drugs are bad, mm'kay?
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What probably stinks for Republicans looking at Trump is knowing that he’s literally their best shot at keeping the White House unless they totally overhaul their platform. No other Republican in the country has the independent support he has (or had). Once he’s gone, be it through losing re-election, failing outright to finish his term, or even if he winds up term-limited in 2024, they’re going to be back to where they were with Mitt Romney, whose failure to gain moderate support rendered Obama’s “blue wall”, for all its faults, virtually insurmountable.
Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 06:48:25 UTC from web -
Wait. . . "Great and unmatched wisdom" was not a photoshop???????????
Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 04:23:35 UTC from web -
how come whenever trump decides to pull troops out of syria his base starts criticizing him
now aint that the darndest thing
i wonder what that's all aboutMonday, 07-Oct-19 22:57:04 UTC from web -
Really not appreciating how quickly we went from “I am not a crook!” to “I am a crook, what the batcave are YOU gonna do about it, bananay?”
Monday, 07-Oct-19 02:39:24 UTC from web -
also a guy who had a heart attack on the campaign trail
Monday, 07-Oct-19 00:50:41 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Uh, exCUSE me~ That is AGESIT concern trolling!! Gahwd....
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i’m a blue no matter who kinda guy but it’s gonna be really hard to vote for a guy with a bandaid on his forehead
Monday, 07-Oct-19 00:44:54 UTC from web -
just cleared three hundred gigs on my hard drive bc i’m pretty sure that’s how big Red Dead Redemption 2 is gonna be.
Monday, 07-Oct-19 00:34:08 UTC from web -
“If I’m going down you papayaers are coming with me.” -the President
Saturday, 05-Oct-19 23:00:22 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation No ! That is where I **absolutely** draw the line.
Thinking stuff like that will only beget more trouble, if you are halfway kidding it would, if you are serious it definitely would.
If anything the Overton window is real and currently neo-nazi's are in the minority ( as they should be ) but so are AntiFa people ( especialy those who just seem to want to cause trouble and destroy property ). and I am GLAD that those are the extremes that a western nation is dealing with. Still though, they are quite extreme. Just to pull a quote that is not even 2 months old “I’m grateful this was largely a peaceful event,”, “We were preparing for and planning for a worst-case scenario.” that was Mayor Ted Wheeler
If things escalate even further, or one side gets normalized further, then I fear I know enough about history about what the next steps will be.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony Lighten up
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@mrmattimation I just call it like how I see it.
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Ever since this impeachment thing started happening i’ve been getting a sick feeling that we’re living a 90s re-run.
Friday, 04-Oct-19 18:13:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I dunno, it may be naive but I think the 90s had a little more charm going for it.
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cancel culture now extends to people who don’t like Avengers, very cool Twitter
Friday, 04-Oct-19 18:11:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation People are trying to cancel someone who said they did not like the Avengers ? Who said they did not like Avengers ?
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@drinkingpony Martin Scorsese, director of Taxi Driver, The Last Waltz, Hugo, among many others widely considered classics.
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“One of these days, I’m gonna save America, and you’re probably gonna wanna kiss me.” -Willard Mitt Romney November 2012
Friday, 04-Oct-19 17:43:13 UTC from web -
The entire GOP is treasonous and need to dangle-dance, ASAP
Friday, 04-Oct-19 14:04:44 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Cartilage does not a backbone make, but at least he CAN take a stand once in a blue moon.
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America seeks full refund, gets store credit instead
Thursday, 03-Oct-19 15:31:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I like the idea, but from whom ? A Bald Eagle ?
Why do I have to think of Apollo from Animal Crossing allofasudden ?Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@mrmattimation I mean if we could have just waited for Brexit to settle down they may have been more liquid and able to provide cash but now we'll just all have to develop a taste for Bovril and spotted dick
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Thursday, 03-Oct-19 07:36:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation "Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh"
Damn you Nickelback.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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why get a burger and some fries when I could just get two burgers?
Thursday, 03-Oct-19 04:04:37 UTC from web -
Split of the moment thought : How long did it take Twitter to become profitable or even sustainable anyway ?
dig dig dig
Almost 12 years ! First profitable Q was Q4 of 2018. And here I was having the shadow-thought that everyone would lose their account if the thing goes under anyway.Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 22:54:31 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony That's actually kind of my point. For as many, and as diverse, options as there are, Twitter seems to have an outsized importance in the world's affairs.
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@scribus I have to imagine it’s because, unlike Reddit and 4chan and in some ways unlike tumblr and Facebook, Twitter is a single ecosystem. There are no groups, there’s no structural division, they don’t have a separate directory for anything... it’s like writing o a very, very, very big wall, and everyone else in the world is writing on the same wall.
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@scribus I think I kinda see what you mean, but in the same breath it was not Twitter that got scrutinized after a certain madman besmirched one of my favourite Initial D songs somewhere over in New Zealand. Those were 8Chan, Kiwifarms, Facebook, Discord and 9gag.
Actually Discord is having a really double reason there.
Not to mention that there are enough people around that hate the Twitter Verified Blue Checkmark ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875246 ) seeing it as a "blue pill" or "Loony Lefty approved club"
It is actually that specific part where I think you are wrong when you say "Twitter is a single ecosystem. There are no groups," ( @mrmattimation @notice/5464941) . But you are right in that it's like a cocktail party with everyone, there is no structural division. Just a battle over who has the most trending hashtag. Unless if you want to count popularism and realize that if you are a nobody with the greatest thing to say, you will still be ignored.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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just realized that @realDonaldTrump is probably getting archived after he leaves office and now I feel all warm inside
Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 20:31:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Why wait ? get your warm feelz today http://rainbowdash.net/url/875242
That is the trumptwitterarchiveJonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony No, just the idea that he’ll be forced to retire the account is pretty funny
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@mrmattimation Hmm, that actually is pretty funny yeah. I guess he shall not promote Trump Steak, or Trump Whiskey, or Trump University after he's done being the POTUS. Especially with the amount of followers he has RN just because he holds that office it would be quite, ehmm, bothersome to say the least.
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Why are people in that twitter thread sharing a picture of the 1972 election and treating it like a victory ? ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875240 )
I mean if it is a quip about how Trump is a crook then they pretty much say 25% of the people inside of the U.S.A. to be stupid ( 56% of America voted, out of which roughly half voted for Trump ).
You garner no good will with those people, and you want those people to NOT vote Trump in 2020. So that is pretty much the equivallent of a 12 year old throwing a temper tantrum going "YOU'RE WRONG !"
But hey, I can see their point. But there was a smart and a stupid way to go about it from my perspective. and... "She chose, poorly" ( I kinda thought a Last Crusade quote would fit well, seeing I think the Democrats should rally before they actually become responsible for a Orange-inspired 2nd term )Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 17:12:29 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Yeah and he was pardoned by Gerald Ford. Do you really think a country like the U.S.A. is going to still have the U in it should something like that happen again somewhere after 2019 ? In the days which I heard coined 'culture warfare'-era ? But you did not even need to bring that up, my original point still stands.
I mean if it is a quip about how Trump is a crook then they pretty much say 25% of the people inside of the U.S.A. to be stupid ( 56% of America voted, out of which roughly half voted for Trump ).
How does THAT help anything but all solidified echo chambers ?Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony i literally explained the point to you and you still missed it, that's incredible
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@mrmattimation I litterally explained that it does not matter what he did wrong and you still go "but what I said is more important". That is incredible.
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So I’ve been advised that this Swole Foods short might end up DEMONETIZED because the newspaper gag ALLUDES to the Trump-Ukraine controversy, and these people are trying to tell me big tech has a liberal bias???
Tuesday, 01-Oct-19 19:32:40 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation What... the bootlicking. . . apple!?
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@scribus And the only reason that’s a “maybe” is because I don’t mention Ukraine by name. The word “Ukraine” gets flagged in their system automatically.
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@mrmattimation Oh, that faux headline could have been referencing any day of this presidency!
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Why the Potato Knishes did we used to have cookie jars if you weren't allowed to eat the cookies?
Tuesday, 01-Oct-19 18:10:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Because there was a whole presentation platter on the table?
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