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hey someone tell Joe Gran that a peer-to-peer YouTube replacement ain't gonna take off for a couple of reasons
Monday, 30-Sep-19 03:51:37 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Eh, still interested in making a PeerTube node to check it out.
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That’s all a joke obviously but I AM tired of girls asking me to buy them juul pods. Ladies if you’re trading sex for nicotine you should probably quit cold turkey.
Sunday, 29-Sep-19 03:05:56 UTC from web -
ideal candidates: artist, goth, over 21 because i’m tired of girls asking me to buy them juul pods, please email all applications to MattsGF@mrmattimation.com, serious inquiries only
Sunday, 29-Sep-19 03:03:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I do not know what a 'juul pod' is but if you are looking to date people born before about 1999 and grew up in the internet-age but somehow are not smart enough to figure out how to 'smuggle' what I assume to be ordinary supermarket stock items... Well...
"Like Oh My God Becky, look at that weird thing. Like why does it not read @G-mail or something so I know what kinda, like, creeper I'm even sending an application 2. Like, hella uncool."
Ofcourse I am joking just as much I hope as you areJonathan Chouinard likes this.
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thinking about taking girlfriend applications
Sunday, 29-Sep-19 02:34:52 UTC from web -
With all of the leaks that kept happening, you’d think that everything that could be leaked about this administration would have already been leaked by now, but this week’d prove you wrong.
Saturday, 28-Sep-19 01:52:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That is absolutely right, though we would no doubt get into a Dexter vs Mandark slapfight situation over the real definition of 'leak' ( and even less doubt regarding 'what is and what is not a whistle-blower' ). I know for a fact that I am not going to run out of popcorn any time soon.
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Saturday, 28-Sep-19 01:27:35 UTC from web -
Can’t wait until we get to find out what happens when an outgoing President just says “no”, and then Nancy Pelosi sits there like “now hold on guys, let’s not jump to conclusions”
Friday, 27-Sep-19 19:32:38 UTC from web -
WTF!! This Amy’s rice pasta recipe was made by Steve! STEVE!!!!!
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 23:29:22 UTC from web -
Besides which that wasn’t even the point. Again.
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 20:49:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Nope, I have no idea what an intentionally topical joke is, considdering I do not know the topic RN.
However I was not talking about your "Couch Gag" things. I was talking about, oh Idunno, Swole Foods, and the Twin Souls, and pretty much all the conversations we, well, some of them did not end well. Still, you slowly but surely get to feel what sort of person you are dealing with.
As such I feel like I kinda know what kinda humor you would like, and the kind you would not like. As such a conversation of what is 'acceptable humor' between the two of us would be quite hard, if not completely abstract.
So who is to say what is and is not deserving of a good old round of Twitter/SocialMedia hatredstorm ? The mob ?
And if it is the mob, do you think that the mob will change when Trump has vacated the White House ? I could make a terrible pun regarding those who shall not be erased RN. But that could be in poor taste, and we both know they will still be around after TrumpJonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony Trump comes up literally once in the entirety of The Twin Souls and he isn’t even mentioned by name, what the hell are you on about
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@mrmattimation I was not saying that Trump was in a thing you made. Not at all.
I was saying that I can make a pretty damn well estimate as to what you'll like or what you will not like.
Hence why, and I will quote myself : "I dare to bet on a day of soberness that where I set the bar for what is and is not funny might as well be on a different pane of existence compared to where you put the bar. That is if we were to estimate the distance between the 2 proverbial bars."Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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At any rate, that certainly was a three-paragraph, mealy-mouthed, non-committal "We'll see" I got from my congressperson. Also a lead on the next link on the chain, though. There is a Judiciary Committee....
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 20:00:19 UTC from web-
@scribus my congressperson (my new one anyway, the old one got voted out last year) has been pretty consistently open about everything she plans to do... the last one stopped holding town halls because people kept asking questions she didn’t have answers to.
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@mrmattimation Mine's a pretty cookie-cutter Republican. Party line on all major issues.
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@scribus I live in a congressional district that used to split its ballots, Obama won narrowly in 2008, Romney in 2012, and Clinton by 10 points in 2016, with the Republican House candidate winning handily all three of those years as well as every year between (and it was a Republican stronghold before 2008). So the way it USED to be was the congressperson here was a cookie-cutter Republican, but occasionally they’d back Obama (or rebuke Trump) on highly nationalized issues, and that’s how they survived. After 2016 the old Congresswoman got a little comfortable and just became a rank-and-duke Republican... then she lost re-election by 10+ points. Everyone thought it’d be one of the closest races in the country before that - it ended up being one of the first ones called.
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Probably maybe Trevor Noah is the only one on that list who wasn’t famous before Trump.
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 20:50:21 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation He really wasn't. Before Obama's first term he was in Africa. Before Obama's second term he was somewhat active in the stand up community in the States. Aparently that is where Jon Steward actually first met him and propped him up to take over his show.
Sadly, if you look at Trevor's very first stand up routine you can still see all of the elements that make him such a bad comedian today. Most mentionworthy, always laughing at his own jokes before the audience starts to.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Hey, after Trump’s gone, can we please get comedy back to the way it used to be where an offensive joke wasn’t immediately followed with an unironic bout of legitimate hatred
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 19:57:44 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Do I think you are able to get the Trump out of the White House ? yes. There are ways and means to get that done.
But do I think you can get the Trump out of the Comedians ? I have NO idea how you can get that done, especially for those who have done nothing but make non-stop Trump jokes for the past 4+ years.
Tell you what though, after such a long amount of time there is NO doubt on my mind that these people legitimately hate Trump. The bigger the hateboner the bigger the chance that they will never be funny again. Steven Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel & Seth Meyers would be my top list of such 'far gone' 'comedians' that should Trump be removed will in all likelyhood never fully recover. Be it through weakness or through fan-expectations and them caving to 'give the fans what they want'.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony those same comedians made nothing but Bush jokes for eight years, they managed just fine after Bush left office
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@mrmattimation That's not really true, all of the Bush jokes I remember were mostly about him being slow or dumb, so like 95%+ of that repertoire was already written before he appeared on a ballot, and 95%+ of the near same jokes after he left office simply went to Mitch McConnel.
I do not know any Mitch McConnel jokes of before or during the Bush era though. Probably because he was still a whip back then.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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It’s quite inconvenient for someone like me who revels in being an edgelord but also doesn’t actually hate ethnic or sexual minorities
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 19:59:43 UTC from web -
Well, I finally deleted my Facebook. Turns out, as part of their fight against fake news, they refuse to fact-check politicians. Absolute garbage.
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 16:18:34 UTC from web-
@scribus to be fair, the ones that need to be fact checked contribute like 80% of Facebook’s revenue.
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@scribus The divine powers or yet another GNU Social thing ?
... Yeah I know but I could hope...
But seriously, once you figure how to get more people to use a GNU Social instead of facebook, I would be all ears.
There are SO many people in my immediate surroundings who go "Wait, you did not know what, I posted it on Facebook like a month ago". I would call them stupid boomers but some of them are not even 20 yet.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony Hey, whichever comes first, lol. As for getting people to leave the evil empire? No real ideas on that yet.
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if the transcript is the best news for Trump then hoo boy does he have a long weekend ahead.
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 15:16:05 UTC from web -
...did YouTube pass another law further wussifying their monetized videos? People are blurring out guns and like bloody noses and bullFrankerZ?
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 02:26:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Does "Jerk it in a lake, I h8 ur feels" count?
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@mrmattimation Well Doc Sweetleaf will never see monetization then.
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it's like... almost exactly identical, actually. Don't fix what ain't broke, you know? http://rainbowdash.net/url/875217
Thursday, 26-Sep-19 04:22:26 UTC from web -
The point of this gag was supposed to be so that I can make topical jokes in cartoons that can’t be topical because they take a few months each to make. All that’s really done is make me go back and change it every few days until release. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875216
Wednesday, 25-Sep-19 20:38:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I have to imagine this one is gonna stay in the news for a while so I think this is the final-final one
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I thought maybe if I went to sleep and trump released the Ukraine transcript while I was asleep the whole “impeachment” thing would just silently go away because if he’s offering to release it that means there’s nothing incriminating... right? He can’t be that dumb, right? Anyway I woke up and read the news and now i’m even grumpier.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-19 16:04:10 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Never get online before breakfast. That said, I am overdue for a burrito....
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...and the 80s lasted until, like, 93
Wednesday, 25-Sep-19 05:45:30 UTC from web -
hot take: officially, the decade ends this year, but culturally, the 90s ended in 2001 or 2002 and the 2000s ended in 2008, so like, who REALLY decides when the decade ends?
Wednesday, 25-Sep-19 05:44:35 UTC from web -
At least I finally get to live my dream of being able to parody a Presidential impeachment nine months after the fact because that’s how long animation takes. I’m joining The Simpsons in that feat.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-19 01:52:02 UTC from web -
Every twenty years, like clockwork, stg
Wednesday, 25-Sep-19 00:18:27 UTC from web -
The President is getting impeached and I am MAD about it
Tuesday, 24-Sep-19 22:17:00 UTC from web -
Maybe I will build a recording booth inside an old trailer, and go on the road hunting narrating gigs via Denny's wifi, then working deep in the Hundred Acre Woods on solar panels.
Tuesday, 24-Sep-19 02:11:33 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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@scribus I often think about saving up to buy a house in Colorado and just building a small office space in the backyard so I can have an actual professional base of operations but also I don’t have to pay rent on professional space
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@mrmattimation I have similar thoughts, except it's a compound in Nevada or New Mexico.
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i sincerely apologize to anyone who had to talk to me when I was 15, this is just terrible
Tuesday, 24-Sep-19 01:06:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Yes it is. I am left thinking about http://rainbowdash.net/url/875214
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goodness me
Tuesday, 24-Sep-19 01:04:16 UTC from web -
Also tbh if you somehow got “Trump is an illegitimate president and Clinton should never have conceded” from a purely numbers-based analysis of what polling looks like right now and how, Actually, they weren’t even wrong last time, then you probably have the total brain development of a baby anyway.
Monday, 23-Sep-19 23:44:55 UTC from web-
@drinkingpony you insisted I said both of those things when I said neither, please learn to read above a kindergarten level
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@mrmattimation Alright, I will bite. I insisted you said what things ?
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@mrmattimation Hold on a minute. Do you believe that I said that you must think that HRC should have never conceded. But where I actually said that HRC did not have her concession speech ready when Trump won because all the polls told her that her win was pretty much a done deal and actual voting would actually just be a formality at that point.
Because if that is the sore spot then I find it extremely hilarious that you think I need to learn how to read.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Oh my. I guess we DID agree on something. Ahwell. Show is over. I do not feel like I have to say to someone who thinks that the 2016 polls were right next to a big hotchpotch of other stuff (*) because it would not register at all. In fact I do not think I could say anything to someone suffering so severely from ( my best guess ) TDS and have, in any way, a worthwile conversation. To make matters worse, the [reply] button is not even used, making it more like a war of passive agressive post it notes by someone who has two mom's ( Believe me, I know ) which is infuriating by itself.
(*) : Just look at the phletora of topics discarded and left unanswered, not to mention that I am kinda forced to assume some things I do not want to assume. Such as is this person in favour of HRC never having written a consession speech ?
TL;DR : Show is over, I will not be playing the politics game anymore, at least for a while, most certainly not with a certain personMonday, 23-Sep-19 18:04:09 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony my goodness you're a baby
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@mrmattimation When you are having a conversation in the open like this, calling your perceived opponent a name or derogatory like that is probably going to end up great for the total tally for those at home keeping score.
Not that I care all that much about being called anything but surely even you have to admit that it does not look good. Heck, any highschooler that has even heard of a debate team knows this. Not that I would know, according to you it would take at least 10 years before I probably even get close to a highschool.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony you're even being a huge baby about me calling you a big baby, man up you big baby
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Trump, I will say, is better than any other Republican before him at energizing his base, but to focus only on his base - which is his public gameplan - would be a fatal mistake, and it’s, again, the same mistake Clinton made. It’s really weird how many Clinton-esque mistakes Trump is making right now.
Monday, 23-Sep-19 17:23:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Never interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake.
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@scribus I think he’s technically my boss, I DID get paid from ads his campaign ran on my YouTube channel a few years back
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@mrmattimation Believe me, one's boss and one's enemy can easily be the same.
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