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Now that I think about it, bidets are being phased out over here. 20 years ago almost all houses had one but now it's rare in newly built ones.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:41:51 UTC from web-
@delores It's not the worst thing that goes on there.
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@nerthos yeah but the idea is hopefully to make it less of a hell that we eventually send out to sea so aliens land on FrankerZPaperAndTampon Island
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@delores I think that forcing aliens to land on Fluffle Puffpaperandtampon island is a great idea.
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TBH I never liked the things, for me it's either toilet paper or shower.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:47:07 UTC from web -
https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/739763 We all are stupid down here
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@hfaust when watching today's episode I noticed it was starting to get to me, I think I'll try watching the next week's ep at half volume preemptively
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Pushy Toilets: a #politicalpartyname
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:38:18 UTC from web-
@awl "We're honest about pushing crap on you"
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Once the biggest empire on earth, now compared to Mexico. The king must be sad.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:37:59 UTC from web -
So are toilets engineered for maximum splashback, or is this the best we can hope for?
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:12:11 UTC from web-
@scribus They're Eastern Mexicans.
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@lcplazureblaze Only thing I can think of is someone screwing up when assembling the toilet. The only bathroom appliance that should shoot water at you is a bidet, which kinda looks like a toilet, but that's for washing your butt and feet, not for relieving yourself. https://ugc.kn3.net/i/origin/https://martinher85.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/bidet.jpg
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@lcplazureblaze Apparently there's a bidet add-on for toilets. Didn't know of that. https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/eGWw6orQKD1iHaZfWttz/Ne-960x576/v1/c700x420.jpg
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black people are a spook
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ideal deep sea game:
>Potato Knishes up fish
>get chased by big fish
>level up
>FrankerZ up big fish
>art direction starts out cartoony and gradually turns dark and disturbing
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Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:16:49 UTC from web-
LCpl Azure Blaze likes this.
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just want everybody to now that i just woke up from a dream where i shook something in my backyard and a family of more than a dozen hand-sized spiders came out
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precum is a conspiracy theory
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 16:54:52 UTC from web-
@tiffany Being leaked by those illuminati pricks
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Turns out the trick to this men of war mission I had been stuck in for months was to just send a few infantry units through the forest to steal heavy tanks from their rear instead of advancing directly
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 16:55:48 UTC from web -
in that Ren & Stimpy-esque art style
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@safebot Arachnobutt
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Good morning.
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@hfaust Morning
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@safebot *curses at jaffar*
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Pence came to my country but I learned about it only a day before so I didn't have a chance to gather a posse and go see him with a huge sign saying "convert this country" and a drawing of Zeus with his face, lightning bolt in hand :c
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:24:42 UTC from web- shpuld and cyberpotato like this.
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@shpuld I would have loved to go there with the biggest sign in the whole place, shake his hand, and post pics here.
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@nerthos Zap to the extreme?
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@cyberpotato God of lightning
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Let it be known that the only reason I didn't become Pence's buddy is that I wasn't told in time and had to take my cat to the vet.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:39:10 UTC from web -
On other news: we have terrorists over here too now! we hadn't had any since the 70s. Funnily enough they're british-funded, but not by the british government, rather by an ngo, and our government is too full of wimps to call the UK government and say "hey we know of some people over there who are funding terrorism pls arrest them"
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:33:41 UTC from web -
If I get drafted to fight the North Koreans I'mma just tell 'em I have social anxiety. I'd go up to the enemy and be like "um, this is awkward, but... I have to kill you now... like, bad luck, man"
Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:40:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.
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!streaming Destiny, the final Iron Banner. http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 18:31:59 UTC from web -
Lord I am making poopy sand
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 09:19:41 UTC from web -
I'm gonna stay in this corner. Then to sneak up on me you have to teleport into a wall. mango you.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:13:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or I can TP on top of you...
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Your death will go towards a greater good. Me.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:17:02 UTC from web -
"There is no excuse for what you are"
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:07:10 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark decent human being machine broke
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What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?
Monday, 31-Jul-17 21:20:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Idiot
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@thelastgherkin Mcree
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I can't believe Eminem and Dan Harmon are the same age.
Tuesday, 25-Jul-17 17:16:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark stan harmon
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How many translations distant are contemporary bibles from the source material?
Monday, 24-Jul-17 22:57:40 UTC from web-
@scribus I'm like 2/3rds of the way to formulating a concept for a twitter bot that runs the various outspoken "Christian" members of American governments posts through nested translations and then treats the output as gospel.
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@ceruleanspark That would be friggin sweet dude
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How many ports of Skyrim is too many?
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:31:11 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark people are blowing that papaya way out of proportion. Bethesda could port Skyrim to the next four console generations and I wouldn't give a rat's ass.
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So who here has Splatoon 2?
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:26:03 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I might get sometime in the next months
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