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  1. Hmmmmm https://www.unihertz.com/products/titan-slim?pr_prod_strat=e5_desc&pr_rec_id=c62669a92&pr_rec_pid=7691081318639&pr_ref_pid=6948278468798&pr_seq=uniform

    about 10 months ago from web
  2. Anyone claiming a smartphone or tablet can replace a regular computer is a delusional fool who has not tasted the power and freedom that a computer offers. I tried catching up on my tablet and it made me realize once again how limiting and cumbersome touchscreens are and how android is not making it easy navigating anything and its ecology is not geared to power users. Autocorrect and predictive text blocks are mere crutches and poor imitations of the feats one can do when mastering touch typing on a physical keyboard. I coould learn doing that on a screen keyboard but doing so blindly is verging on the impossible.

    about 10 months ago from web
  3. Aw man. My Thinkpad X201 died. It only blinks the Wifi LED wildly and has a spinning fan on startup. I bought it used 10 years ago. Gonna need a new used.

    about 10 months ago from web
  4. The new Beetlejuice Fanta has like the most sugar I’ve ever seen in a 16oz bottle of soda, they’re trying to send people to meet the guy himself I guess

    about 10 months ago from web
  5. I'm low-key considering buying a car seat instead of a new office chair. I rather build a platform for the car seat than waste yet again over 200 bucks for a sub-par "ergonomic" office chair with worse butt comfort. I just looked-up car seats in my local listings and a whole set of two front seats and the backseat row can be bought for 100.

    about 10 months ago from web
    • @adiwan My high school girlfriend's dad did exactly that for their family's computer chairs, it can actually work out *incredibly* well, totally a good project idea. I've even been thinking about it as my desk chair starts wearing out....

      about 10 months ago in context
    • @scribus I think we live on a planet similar to Frogstar from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Frogstar_World_B Instead of shoes it's office chairs. I've never had an office chair that was of sufficient quality. Even my current one had the problem that its cushioning was almost nonexistent after half a year.
      Before I buy a car seat I try to repair the cushions by stuffing a gel or silicone pillow into, anything that survives long butt-to-cushion interactions. I already have a silicone pillow that I put on top but it tends to slide off more times I can tolerate.

      about 10 months ago in context
  6. It was called clopping, dad... and everypony did it...

    about 10 months ago from web
  7. The latest Futurama season is... very meh. It's not downright bad but meh. The first episode was about blockchain and NFT. It feels more dated than any 90s Simpson episode (combined). The last one with the temp worker on the other hand was weirdly malicious and worked against the spirit of Futurama. Other than that not a bad episode when seen in a vacuum.

    about 10 months ago from web
  8. It looks like Perplexity has gotten better at math

    about 10 months ago from web
  9. I think it's probably time to be honest about this: I have neither the time, nor the motivation to work on this place anymore. There's stuff going on in my personal life I'd rather not get into, so in short: I'm probably going to finally turn this place off in the next few months. If you're interested in taking ownership, let me know, but know that I'd only be comfortable handing it off to someone I know and trust, rather than any rando that shows up.

    about 10 months ago from web
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    • @ceruleanspark Thanks for all the memories, this site was a core part of my adolescence. Found it early in high school right as I was becoming my own self and still think fondly of it even if I haven't regularly used it in a decade. It's always been nice to pop in and see familiar names. If anyone wants to keep up post RDN my Steam and FB links are in my profile. I wish everyone the best in life!

      about 9 months ago in context
    • @ceruleanspark Thanks for all the hard work over the years. This was a fun place to hang out when I was but a friendless kiddo dealing with middle school angst- don't know how I could have stood it without. Hope all will be well; if not now, then in the future.

      about 8 months ago in context
    • @ceruleanspark Thanks for keeping it up for so long. I don't post often, but I check in now and then. Made all my first fedifriends over here and I'm thankful it has lasted this long. Gonna miss everypony.

      about 8 months ago in context
  10. Got myself a nice dark brown leather jacket at the flea market for 15€. Cannot complain for that price and basically pristine condition. That would be probably 5 times new in store. It has a high collar with an integrated scarf and it has a removable insert for extra warmth during Winter. I'm not a fan of the collar but it's not that bad not to wear. I have leather jackets for warmer weather already, so I can slowly retire my really old black felt Winter coat.

    about 11 months ago from web
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    • @adiwan And kilometers are 1.6 to the mile, but celcius is 9/5+32 and centimeters are 2.54 per inch, why can't there just be one conversion rate?! lol

      about 11 months ago in context
    • @scribus I'll invent my own measuring standard and my own temperature standard and my own money in order to make any other standard obsolete and make everyone struggle the same way.
      I'll also change the calendar to make every month 30 days long with an extra super short bonus 5-6-day long month at the end of the year for the Christmas holidays and the occasionally leap year day.
      The clock should also be divided into 10 hours (144 current minutes long) and 100 minutes (86.4 current seconds long).

      about 11 months ago in context
    • @adiwan Finally, we'll be able to convert money into temperature, and time into color or something!!

      about 11 months ago in context
  11. not a fan of the toe cleavage these new Nike Dri-Fit socks give me

    about 11 months ago from web
  12. I think there should be a SSN lottery to determine who gets to sit behind the president and tell them what a real citizen really thinks for a week. And probably some other positions, too. Let's draw a few dozen numbers a week and have them really give the buttheads a thorough job review. Speaker, veep, SCOTUS, all the bigwig secretaries. There should be enough positions that you have pretty good odds of being heard somewhere once an administration. I foresee no way in which this would go catastrophically awry, nor be an unmanageable behemoth of a bureau.

    about 11 months ago from web
  13. for the first time ever my store ran out of Diet Mountain Dew and apparently it’s because JD Vance claimed the left wanted to get rid of it and schizophrenic Facebook boomers just believed him?

    about a year ago from web
  14. Wow I didn't necessarily think that The Acolyte was worse than the Holiday Special, but I also haven't seen the Holiday Special and didn't see Acolyte past episode 2 https://youtu.be/CO4xVT-OksI

    about a year ago from web
    • @scribus I've seen both. The Holiday Special is objectively atrocious. It's a boring train wreck in a bizarre way only that time period could produce with the ferocity of a coked-up Carrie Fischer. Acolyte has problems and tends to sets more things up than to resolve and the resolution feels lacking. Nothing insultingly bad but just... wishing for more.

      about a year ago in context
  15. First victim a tomato fruit just fell after a very heavy rain. Still have lots.

    about a year ago from web
  16. Damn, how'd I not hear about Shelley Duvall? :( #

    about a year ago from web
  17. Next time Trump is on stage he can ask the people to lend an ear.

    about a year ago from web
  18. Ah yes New York... It needs 1.6 million USD paid to McKinsey to determine that trash bins are effective. I could have done for half.

    about a year ago from web
    • @adiwan New York is the worst-run city on the east coast and it isn’t even close.

      about a year ago in context
    • @zeldatra Similar to Berlin that is so broke that any official paperwork and permit takes an eternity and there is a high likelihood that offices are closed without any good reason, and most places are a cherryhole. I was only a few times there and it wasn't a pleasant experience.

      about a year ago in context
  19. Be the TV news. Report on "priceless" baseball card theft. Roll footage of baseball cards, each and every one sporting a prominent PRICE TAG. Lack any sense of responsibility, irony, etc. Be the TV news.

    about a year ago from web
    • @scribus The lucky ones are who own priceless baseball cards so they can be cashed in for horrendous prices by selling them to the most gullible people on earth, next to NFT-bros and crypto-bros. Of course the reports are basically promoting more card theft because the cards have become more profitable and hyped.

      about a year ago in context
  20. I have 3 access points (same model) and they all died within a short time span, even the one that wasn't plugged in for over half a year. It's super strange.

    about a year ago from web
  21. Hahaha... If I had a decent and recent GPU I wouldn't sell. My PC is about 9 years old. At this point my PC would be in 3rd or 4th grade in Elementary School.

    about a year ago from web
  22. so I guess going through four heads of state in five years isn’t a winning strategy

    about a year ago from web
  23. HELP. I bought more tomato seeds for next year. I bought "Ananas Noire", "Purple Sunrise", "Osu Blue" and some other. They look visually appealing. "Purple Sunrise" is dark pruple on top and yellow on the bottom. Wanna taste the sunrise.

    about a year ago from web
  24. Yay, I live practically in the geographic armpit of the two deadliest roads in my state

    about a year ago from web
  25. And today I found out that evidently English speakers once called pinecones pineapples and the name got moved to the fruit

    about a year ago from web
  26. Ananas-lime lemonade is not good. I like them both individually but combined it tastes very off.

    about a year ago from web
  27. just started watching my little pony this week. looking through all of the old forums is like looking through a museum of ancient artifacts (/j)
    all of the abandoned accounts, all of the creations made with such love, never to be updated on. it makes me wonder where they all are now.
    but you guys are still here sorta! what have you guys been doing? (keep it sfw please, im a minor)

    about a year ago from web
    • @grim People like new things. People get bored. People go on. People's lives change unexpectedly. The MLP G4 hype is over for a long time and the stories of Maretime Bay (G5?) don't grab as much attention. The media landscape has also changed as the general audience's taste. I've been in many forums that just fizzle out and essentially die due to inactivity. Sometimes there is a hard core of people that keep things going.
      I read the MLP comics and watch the new stuff. I have stopped engaging by seeking out discussions and creating fan art. I ain't time for that anymore.
      I'm here just to hang out and rant about my life.

      about a year ago in context
  28. I have now lost $250 due to one incompetent phlebotomist

    about a year ago from web
  29. helo skye

    about a year ago from web
  30. For example, look at the humble Cone: https://youtu.be/Mkn3PzdaByY?feature=shared

    about a year ago from web
    • @scribus I'm often stumped by the simple cross-section of a circle. Every time I saw off a thick branch or root I think that isn't that bad until I reach the middle, where it's suddenly harder to move material.

      about a year ago in context