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  1. TROPICAL grape STORM

    Sunday, 01-Sep-19 14:02:12 UTC from web
  2. no relation to hurricane dorian

    Sunday, 01-Sep-19 14:02:53 UTC from web
    • it's pony

      Thursday, 29-Aug-19 19:47:23 UTC from web
    • My mom's old cat died last night. Honestly, I had kind of expected it a year to the day after she had gone, but he held out a couple months longer. Over 15 years, total. And he was a little lover all the way to the end. Damnit, I'm gonna miss this cat. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875088

      Tuesday, 20-Aug-19 05:23:03 UTC from web
    • you see, the particles smash together, much like I smash your wife every Tuesday after pilates,

      Friday, 16-Aug-19 16:39:29 UTC from web
      • what if we all feel like every year is going faster because global warming is melting time

        Thursday, 15-Aug-19 21:57:53 UTC from web
      • i'm laughing but it's a laugh of exasperation

        Sunday, 11-Aug-19 20:04:24 UTC from web
        • if only we were still notorious within the federation so that someone on sealion or smugloli could call me an opponent of freedom for laughing at a dead child rapist

          Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:03:05 UTC from web
        • I share the sentiment really. One less is good, but several less would be even better.

          Sunday, 11-Aug-19 00:17:04 UTC from web
          • @ceruleanspark https://skippers-bin.com/files/67fb2c40-dd87-418b-a5cb-d0ce09353481

            Wednesday, 07-Aug-19 19:49:08 UTC from web
          • it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary

            Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:02:03 UTC from web
          • not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway

            Saturday, 10-Aug-19 13:59:59 UTC from web
            • @tiff About 5 hours ago I did not know who he was. Right now I think I know more than the average person, stopping just short of starting to wear a tin-foil wapped Collander/strainer/big-ass-sifter.

              Do I think my life has been enriched in any way ? Not at all. Heck it might just be worse.

              I think he tried to play real-life as I play MineCraft. Thinking about 20 MooShrooms and a patch full of wheat. I am ignoring a whole lot, but it is hard to type something funny sometimes. Flashes a Creative Licence

              Saturday, 10-Aug-19 16:26:14 UTC in context
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            • @tiff Funniest would be every child rapist out there following his lead

              Saturday, 10-Aug-19 17:17:13 UTC in context
          • . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/874984

            Monday, 05-Aug-19 00:40:38 UTC from web
            • forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q

              Saturday, 03-Aug-19 23:28:36 UTC from web
            • just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again

              Saturday, 03-Aug-19 21:45:13 UTC from web
            • Today is an important international holiday. Wish us a happy anniversary or perish

              Friday, 02-Aug-19 09:25:54 UTC from web
            • turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440

              Monday, 29-Jul-19 18:20:12 UTC from web
              • Guess who's fired! :(spoiler - it me)

                Friday, 26-Jul-19 13:07:17 UTC from web
              • we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join

                Friday, 26-Jul-19 17:53:48 UTC from web
                • they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
                  You? Problematic?
                  THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
                  [KRAMER bursts in]
                  HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING

                  Saturday, 15-Oct-16 20:39:35 UTC from shitposter.club
                • My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
                  My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
                  It's better than yours, but that's no good
                  I'm coming down to your neighborhood.

                  The boys won't come to my yard,
                  Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
                  Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
                  because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle.

                  Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC from web
                • according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible

                  Thursday, 05-Jan-17 19:51:31 UTC from web
                • After several encounters with my most recent enemy (electricity-eating fungi) I've decided to study the damn things and figure out how to eradicate them.

                  They're not actively harmful, but colonies form in low-current circuits, and cause devices to stop working. Phone lines and tv remotes are the two places I most often find them in, and even though I fully clean the devices, after a while the fungi shows up again.

                  Thursday, 18-Jul-19 08:18:40 UTC from web
                • I cannot stress it enough: Watch "Amphibia"! The first season ended today so there is no excuse.

                  Thursday, 18-Jul-19 19:46:47 UTC from web
                • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                  Wednesday, 03-Jul-19 05:11:27 UTC from web
                • the bot that just followed me is in my area should i be scared

                  Friday, 12-Jul-19 23:47:58 UTC from web
                • i'm taking a bet that as of last week i've officially had more hernias in my life than most of you

                  Tuesday, 09-Jul-19 21:23:54 UTC from web
                • @scribus Carcino sends his regards, says he misses you.

                  Wednesday, 26-Jun-19 08:29:38 UTC from web
                • @mushi https://shigusegubu.club/media/d0286a49127d78f3849e518652957010582646fd3ad0dbd859b88ee1e1be5ecb.webm?name=1562489339032.webm

                  Sunday, 07-Jul-19 22:24:37 UTC from web
                  • ITT: post things about USA, but only ones you like # http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/874822

                    Thursday, 04-Jul-19 19:57:58 UTC from web