Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia of Equestria's home timeline
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I got all 900 Koroks boys!
Sunday, 09-Jul-17 18:40:37 UTC from web -
A man at the shopping mall I work in got stabbed by a guy for bumping into him and bled onto one of our sofas http://rainbowdash.net/url/860028
Saturday, 08-Jul-17 19:32:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin This would never happened if that couch had a gun
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@thelastgherkin Was it a nice sofa?
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@adiwan I don't even remember. I only got to work three hours later.
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I'm MC Gherkin and I'm here to say / I just want to sit and play Zelda all day
- Gherkin ☑️ and takeshitakenji repeated this.
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RDN: Retaking the horse social network crown by attrition alone
Saturday, 08-Jul-17 08:42:48 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark This is a pony site??
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(Jerry Seinfeld voice) Why is it called Skylanders? Is it because they land in the sky?
Friday, 07-Jul-17 20:01:50 UTC from web -
If the Greg Universe always wears a vest and shorts, why does he have those tan lines
Friday, 07-Jul-17 11:18:38 UTC from web -
Tom Holland was like five years old when the Tobey Macguire Spider-Man film came out
Friday, 07-Jul-17 09:29:15 UTC from web -
It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 20:43:11 UTC from web-
@scribus I mean, you could probably kill a man with just the combined weight of ten thousand spoons, which is approx. 250kg
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@thelastgherkin You would not believe your doom / If it was ten-thousand spoons~~
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takeshitakenji likes this.
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Happy American New Year
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 17:03:29 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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Eat at Joe's
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 16:48:45 UTC from web -
Celadon is not the color I thought
Monday, 03-Jul-17 19:42:34 UTC from web-
@scribus A clever mnemonic device for remembering colour names is that the colours are usually the same as the word used to describe them
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Somehow malaproposed "Bowie and Jagger" into "Bauer and Jeggie"
Monday, 03-Jul-17 18:39:17 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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No fear
Stringent analysis of everything you've ever made revealing a secret fetish even you didn't know you had
One fearSunday, 02-Jul-17 20:46:56 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin relatable
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I can't believe this My Little Pony episode has a guy named Finger Bangs
Saturday, 01-Jul-17 12:13:14 UTC from web -
I had three bugs fly directly into my eye on my way back home. Bugs, why you gotta be like that
Friday, 30-Jun-17 15:12:11 UTC from web -
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 07:14:40 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Isn't that a Bender quote? (It's a crying shame Futurama was canceled.)
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My only comfort is that the perverted infant Baby Sinclair from ABC’s Dinosaurs, sits rotting in a sunless jail cell, chained to the wall where he belongs. May he never see the light of day again
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 21:16:59 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 10:39:25 UTC from web -
Happy birthday @scribus! http://rainbowdash.net/url/859919
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 21:37:14 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Monday, 26-Jun-17 22:18:35 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 2012 called, it wants its joke back
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@mrmattimation The 1990s called, and they want their "Somebody called and wants something back" joke back
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@thelastgherkin The 1980s called, you're gay
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Holy crap. Nintendo will release the SNES Classic mini with Starfox 2. https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/879369032947847168/photo/1 !vgp
Monday, 26-Jun-17 16:29:22 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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Who is Big Gay
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:25:51 UTC from web -
I had a dream that Twilight Sparkle was invited to a political conference to give a talk about friendship but she didn't want to go so instead of a speech she sang a song that inspired everyone to becoming anarchist protesters so she could hide in her expensive hotel room and watch loud porn on her laptop
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:01:53 UTC from web -
I don't want to sound racist, but bronies are becoming a minority on their own social network
Sunday, 25-Jun-17 18:03:35 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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So basically, Bronysquare and Ponysquare are closing down because the brony fandom is more-or-less dead, and even though the show still has fans, there just aren't that many legitimate bronies anymore.
You know what that means? Being a brony is cool again guys, break out the plushies and the unsettling cosplays!Saturday, 24-Jun-17 22:48:56 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph delete me
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@actualrudolph (distant sounds of clopping)
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Looked up Boomhower, not disappointed. !RainbowDash http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/859862
Friday, 23-Jun-17 11:37:16 UTC from web -
I certainly hope I'm cooked properly, because I am teeming with parasites
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 15:56:17 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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You: totes mcgroats
Me, an intellectual: totally mcgroatallyThursday, 22-Jun-17 15:01:26 UTC from web -
Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 20:46:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin but he was decidedly not italian
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@zennx If you're talking about that grapein Moochick I s2g
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