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That's why the alt-right is so mad. Their dicks are dry.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:29:41 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That can't be right, they're always cucking people.
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@Ceruleanspark is secretly taunting me
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:16:16 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark ... you didn't do that?
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@actualrudolph No I totally did, I just find it amusing that nothing else has been deleted since.
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@ceruleanspark Oh okay.
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I find the podcast Marc Maron did with Gallagher really hilarious because he's trying to defend his jokes by saying "Jews are risible!! Don't be such a baby!!" and then proceeds to leave the interview halfway through
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:21:28 UTC from web-
@tiffany Go back to your safe space. PS if you say anything I disagree with I spend the next 16-24 hours tweetng abuse at you.
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Sometimes I wonder why most of entertainment is left wing but then I remember that's because it doesn't really take anything to be all inclusive but being actively discriminatory for the sake of humour is just kind of unfunny
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:17:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany One of the golden rules of comedy is to never punch down, and one of the golden rules of being right wing is to hold yourself superior to everyone else. Those two don't play well together.
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@ceruleanspark "Why are you all getting offended???" says the person whose career is dependent on being outrageous
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what's the name of that watermelon crushing comedian again
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:19:43 UTC from web-
@tiffany Gallagher
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@ceruleanspark thank you
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Beware the man who speaks in memes
Friday, 09-Dec-16 09:28:00 UTC from web -
Long boy
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:30:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark haha long boy
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Something went wrong when I tried to remove boner guys.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:03:19 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@ceruleanspark jeez
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@ceruleanspark this is the pinnacle of humanity
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boner
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:02:45 UTC from web -
Wayback only has one page for ECH, and this is at the top of it. http://pny.lv/15xzj
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 22:14:07 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer and orungano like this.
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@thelastgherkin My favourite thing about this is that the alternative to CC licensing is for me to retain sole ownership of all the posts.
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@ceruleanspark You always lowed 'dem apples
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@ceruleanspark I mean, you love dicks
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IM SUCKING MY OWN mangoK AND DYING
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 21:13:28 UTC from web-
@tiffany Me too
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@ceruleanspark hold me closer George Costanza
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ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒᶫᵒᶜᵃᵘˢᵗ
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 19:39:17 UTC from web-
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@nerthos Time to shut down the website. This is its peak
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@ceruleanspark I am glad to have been a part of it.
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We are Number One, but it's performed by @nerthos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqeNUFCyI0
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:37:06 UTC from web- rw likes this.
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@ceruleanspark We are deus miles
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@ceruleanspark Genuinely died at "NO DON'T BESIEGE CONSTANTINOPLE", thanks for this
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We are number one, except performed by gnu social instances
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:34:48 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Have you ever caught like, a real super tooter?
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In the original Icelandic play on which the television series was based, Áfram Latibær! (Go LazyTown!) in 1996, Sportacus was an elf called Íþróttaálfurinn (The Athletic Elf) who possessed magical powers. His costume consisted of a navy-blue tunic, baggy green trousers and a large burnt umber hat. He also had a large, thick, blonde moustache and matching goatee beard.
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:30:05 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Email subject line: "You could be charged with terrorism". My reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huxYkdiSobE
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 23:12:08 UTC from web -
We are number one, but every time he says "One" it's replaced with the Cerulean Spark simulator saying "grape"
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 22:46:48 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I want this
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https://gfycat.com/TalkativeKnobbyGuillemot nothing suspicious here
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 22:41:21 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Are my eyes deceiving me or are those guys all evaporating into nothingness
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@ceruleanspark Robotics advance at breakneck speed
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Lazy Town, where a super hot female lead and a memorable villain make a kids' show appealing to grown ups.
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 21:53:45 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Oh well. Again, they'll never catch me alive.
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@nerthos Can you tone it down like, 500%
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PEW PEW
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 20:08:46 UTC from web -
I suppose there isnt an easy way to become connected this time, we need a checker around this place...rainbowdash ss.
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 19:47:14 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark what is furries if i might ask?
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@rainyman Like the illuminati but they want to sleep with wolves rather than sell us out to lizardmen.
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@nerthos ooohhh yeh
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@mushi ???????????? ???????? ???????????? ????????????
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 18:56:27 UTC from web -
YOᑌ ᑕᗩᑎ'T ᑕOᑭY ᑭᗩᔕTᗩ TᕼIᔕ ᗷᕮᑕᗩᑌᔕᕮ Oᖴ Tᕼᕮ ᑌᑎIᑫᑌᕮ ᖴOᑎT
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 17:36:31 UTC from web-
@mushi GᕮT Iᑎ Tᕼᕮ ᗷᗩG
RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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「Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn」
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 12:36:03 UTC from web -
Remember where we all parked http://imgur.com/gallery/mPt2s
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 08:36:46 UTC from web -
Monday, 05-Dec-16 20:03:30 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark Post of the week
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Imagine if a Mastodon user turns out to be a former user from here that either got weeded out or left their own.
Monday, 05-Dec-16 19:57:25 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@nerthos I keep seeing him on reddit actually. I saw Minti there the other day as well.
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@ceruleanspark Yeah, him, minti and bit have stuck together for some reason. That reason mostly involves sex.
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I mean, that's seriously the most I've ever laughed at Big Bang theory.
Monday, 05-Dec-16 18:48:28 UTC from web -
"The Big Bang Theory except every instance of canned laughter is replaced with Tidus's laugh from Final Fantasy X."
Monday, 05-Dec-16 18:45:53 UTC from web- Scribus, RDN's Lucifer and shpuld like this.
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@ceruleanspark the big bang theory in it's entirety but it gets faster after every laugh track
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Monday, 05-Dec-16 11:43:44 UTC from web
