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Why do we even still have people driving trains. There's no way it's impossible to have an AI do it.
Saturday, 26-Nov-16 01:31:54 UTC from web-
@nerthos Which is why we really need cyborgs!
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@ceruleanspark AIs have been driving trains on rail lines without level (road) crossings for decades. Motorists are the real problem.
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@takeFluffle Puffakenji @ceruleanspark Now we just need AI on the roads.
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https://cherryposter.club/attachment/329528
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@hakui @rw Confuse your enemies with harmless darts and then shoot arrows at them.
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@ceruleanspark Old meme gold meme
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"Maybe Salazzle just has an unfortunate design! It's probably not supposed to be scaly porn" "Its idle animation is it gently caressing its own chest as it sways its hips"
Saturday, 26-Nov-16 01:14:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark This is why we can't have nice things
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Wow. Watching a disaster documentary about the paddington train crash. The announcer says "The detective finds that he has been placed in charge of the investigation". Then, for some reason, the uploader has spliced footage of Bender saying "DAMN YOU OLD MAN" into the documentary, before the scene returns to normal.
Saturday, 26-Nov-16 00:58:37 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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You've gotta really fail at ship design to coat your fireproof bulkheads with a flammable material that turns into hydrogen cyanide and carbon monoxide when it burns.
Friday, 25-Nov-16 23:46:18 UTC from web -
https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/family-guyvania open this in 6 or more tabs at once for the true curse experience
Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:46:27 UTC from web -
Pichu takes smaller bites of his Poke Beans because his mouth is too small.
Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:37:20 UTC from web -
FLEENSTONES?
Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:35:15 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark G̟͎̹̠͍͔ ̧͉̰̝R̸̝̬̱̤͕̻ ̦͕̺̲̱̀A̯̝͚͕͜ͅ ̰̙̠̭N͎̮͞ ҉ͅD̘̠̝ͅ ̛̗D͎̠̤̺͍̝͉͜ ̸̗̦̺͈͍̠̗A͏̦̬̫ D ̨̬̦̩̙̗
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Do the ends justify the memes
Friday, 25-Nov-16 13:06:10 UTC from web -
Potato Knishes has always been socio-political propaganda. The only difference is that now it's in the hands of someone with sane opinions, rather than right-wing radical Andrew Hussie.
Consider the kids' home situations, for example. John and Jane are fine with their fedora wearing single dads, as is Jake until his Grandma is killed by the bisexual Condesce. But the kids with LGBT parents? From alcoholic beta Mom to absentee parents alpha Mom and Bro to beta Bro who is outright physically abusive, each one is shown to be an unfit caretaker. The whole thing reads like some horrid PSA on the dangers of adoption by gay parents.Friday, 25-Nov-16 09:01:40 UTC from web -
[Papyrus voice] SANS WHERE'S MY DICK
Monday, 21-Nov-16 21:53:12 UTC from web- Cerulean Spark repeated this.
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I keep pressing Y to care but nothing happens
Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 22:28:58 UTC from web -
Mandela Effect: Knuckles the Echidna has a tail in this universe??
Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 20:24:44 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark You can't post that on RDN
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@ceruleanspark Please in future use #nsfw tags on external content with PG-13 language
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Gender identity and brands of 'smart' phones http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2478149/ladies-love-the-iphone-and-android-attracts-old-men-says-science also, #lgbt stereotype w/ #apple
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@schestowitz But what about those of use who would gladly kill for a BlackBerry style keyboard on any working OS?
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@scribus You should get a wrist mounted keyboard for maximum hacker cred
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@ceruleanspark I'm close. I bought a Bluetooth PS 4 keyboard to dismantle.
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TO BE A POKÉMON MASTER COMES WITH A GREAT CURSE. THE CURSE OF HAVING A HOT MOM
Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 20:42:03 UTC from web-
@tiffany THE CURSE OF EVA
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What was he gonna do with that spatula
Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 20:33:41 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Don't feed a guy a spatula, Bobby
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thinking about thos beans
Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 20:08:08 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I agree
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"We are number one" but every one is replaced with the "We are number one" video from the previous "one" to the current "one" but sped up by 10% and higher by a semi tone in pitch. Once this reaches the current "one" it plays another section from the previous "one" to the current" one sped up by 10 % the speed of the original section, and increasing by a semi tone in pitch as well. The second process repeats a random amount of times between 5 and 7. Once that is finished the original video continues and the cycle repeats. Also, the word "net" is significantly louder, speeds up according to the rule but does not change pitch. The first and last notes are an octave lower in pitch and slowed down to 25% of the original video.
Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 19:13:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I love that video tbh
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Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 19:00:42 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark i like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85K8TEKw5hk
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Never forget where I parked: https://i.imgur.com/MocVatP.jpg
Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 18:53:13 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 18:40:06 UTC from web
- takeshitakenji and archaeme like this.
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@ceruleanspark Anyway, what I wanted to say before clicking the picture was, "Where you parked?"
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@ceruleanspark GOD. This was ages ago.
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@ceruleanspark where you're coming from
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https://i.imgur.com/wDXyuYn.png Undertale, 2015
Monday, 21-Nov-16 19:30:28 UTC from web -
Everyone else is out playing Pokemon Sun and Moon and I'm here realising I bought Alpha Sapphire and /forgot to play it at all/
Sunday, 20-Nov-16 22:04:06 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark It's okay, you didn't miss much.
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Did you ever blink so hard you fell into an eternal void https://gfycat.com/HarmfulPlainGermanspaniel
Saturday, 19-Nov-16 17:54:32 UTC from web -
W h o ' s b e e n d r a w i n g d i c k s ?
Thursday, 17-Nov-16 19:04:17 UTC from web -
>Be European >Go to School >Learn
Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 11:14:50 UTC from web -
>Be American >Go to School >Get Shot
Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 11:14:35 UTC from web -
Sometimes I wish I could throw up at will in order to get out of conversations that quickly have taken bad turns.
Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 23:14:13 UTC from web-
@tiffany I do that too, usually right before a short yet loud utterly derisive guffaw
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@awl Just start miming slashing your wrists. That usually shuts people up
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@ceruleanspark Enough of hearing politics bullapple from people who didn't vote and it might not just be miming
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today a lady got upset with me for listening in on her "private" conversation that she was having in front of a public building that I work in and around
Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 21:36:03 UTC from web-
@tiffany Should have told her that her husband was right to be cheating on her.
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Born to papaya
World is a dieTuesday, 15-Nov-16 20:49:34 UTC from web-
@tiffany BORN TO RULE / WORLD IS A TRUMP/ Kill Em All 2016 /I am trash president /410,757,864,530 DEAD MINORITIES.
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@ceruleanspark lol
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