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  1. Why do we even still have people driving trains. There's no way it's impossible to have an AI do it.

    Saturday, 26-Nov-16 01:31:54 UTC from web
  2. https://cherryposter.club/attachment/329528

    >what did he mean by this

    Friday, 25-Nov-16 16:22:52 UTC from shitposter.club
  3. "Maybe Salazzle just has an unfortunate design! It's probably not supposed to be scaly porn" "Its idle animation is it gently caressing its own chest as it sways its hips"

    Saturday, 26-Nov-16 01:14:09 UTC from web
  4. Wow. Watching a disaster documentary about the paddington train crash. The announcer says "The detective finds that he has been placed in charge of the investigation". Then, for some reason, the uploader has spliced footage of Bender saying "DAMN YOU OLD MAN" into the documentary, before the scene returns to normal.

    Saturday, 26-Nov-16 00:58:37 UTC from web
  5. You've gotta really fail at ship design to coat your fireproof bulkheads with a flammable material that turns into hydrogen cyanide and carbon monoxide when it burns.

    Friday, 25-Nov-16 23:46:18 UTC from web
    • https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/family-guyvania open this in 6 or more tabs at once for the true curse experience

      Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:46:27 UTC from web
      • Pichu takes smaller bites of his Poke Beans because his mouth is too small.

        Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:37:20 UTC from web
        • FLEENSTONES?

          Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:35:15 UTC from web
        • Do the ends justify the memes

          Friday, 25-Nov-16 13:06:10 UTC from web
          • Potato Knishes has always been socio-political propaganda. The only difference is that now it's in the hands of someone with sane opinions, rather than right-wing radical Andrew Hussie.

            Consider the kids' home situations, for example. John and Jane are fine with their fedora wearing single dads, as is Jake until his Grandma is killed by the bisexual Condesce. But the kids with LGBT parents? From alcoholic beta Mom to absentee parents alpha Mom and Bro to beta Bro who is outright physically abusive, each one is shown to be an unfit caretaker. The whole thing reads like some horrid PSA on the dangers of adoption by gay parents.

            Friday, 25-Nov-16 09:01:40 UTC from web
          • [Papyrus voice] SANS WHERE'S MY DICK

            Monday, 21-Nov-16 21:53:12 UTC from web
          • I keep pressing Y to care but nothing happens

            Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 22:28:58 UTC from web
            • Mandela Effect: Knuckles the Echidna has a tail in this universe??

              Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 20:24:44 UTC from web
            • Gender identity and brands of 'smart' phones http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2478149/ladies-love-the-iphone-and-android-attracts-old-men-says-science also, #lgbt stereotype w/ #apple

              Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 16:01:59 UTC from joindiaspora.com
            • TO BE A POKÉMON MASTER COMES WITH A GREAT CURSE. THE CURSE OF HAVING A HOT MOM

              Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 20:42:03 UTC from web
            • What was he gonna do with that spatula

              Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 20:33:41 UTC from web
            • thinking about thos beans

              Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 20:08:08 UTC from web
            • "We are number one" but every one is replaced with the "We are number one" video from the previous "one" to the current "one" but sped up by 10% and higher by a semi tone in pitch. Once this reaches the current "one" it plays another section from the previous "one" to the current" one sped up by 10 % the speed of the original section, and increasing by a semi tone in pitch as well. The second process repeats a random amount of times between 5 and 7. Once that is finished the original video continues and the cycle repeats. Also, the word "net" is significantly louder, speeds up according to the rule but does not change pitch. The first and last notes are an octave lower in pitch and slowed down to 25% of the original video.

              Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 19:13:22 UTC from web
            • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CegyUJ3RCE

              Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 19:00:42 UTC from web
            • Never forget where I parked: https://i.imgur.com/MocVatP.jpg

              Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 18:53:13 UTC from web
            • Never forget http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/316/806/bea.jpg

              Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 18:40:06 UTC from web
            • https://i.imgur.com/wDXyuYn.png Undertale, 2015

              Monday, 21-Nov-16 19:30:28 UTC from web
              • Everyone else is out playing Pokemon Sun and Moon and I'm here realising I bought Alpha Sapphire and /forgot to play it at all/

                Sunday, 20-Nov-16 22:04:06 UTC from web
              • Did you ever blink so hard you fell into an eternal void https://gfycat.com/HarmfulPlainGermanspaniel

                Saturday, 19-Nov-16 17:54:32 UTC from web
                • W h o ' s b e e n d r a w i n g d i c k s ?

                  Thursday, 17-Nov-16 19:04:17 UTC from web
                • >Be European >Go to School >Learn

                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 11:14:50 UTC from web
                  • >Be American >Go to School >Get Shot

                    Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 11:14:35 UTC from web
                    • Sometimes I wish I could throw up at will in order to get out of conversations that quickly have taken bad turns.

                      Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 23:14:13 UTC from web
                    • today a lady got upset with me for listening in on her "private" conversation that she was having in front of a public building that I work in and around

                      Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 21:36:03 UTC from web
                    • Born to papaya
                      World is a die

                      Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 20:49:34 UTC from web