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  1. Like 3 out of 5 of my sexy parts after I had kids. Destroyed.

    Friday, 21-Oct-16 22:17:33 UTC from web
    • I'm glad we have it on record that Phil Collins' opinion of (((Paul McCartney))) is, verbatim, "You mango. You batcave."

      Friday, 21-Oct-16 22:03:28 UTC from web
    • apparently they may have discovered why the bermuda triangle is so mangoed UP

      Friday, 21-Oct-16 21:59:01 UTC from web
    • Red Dead Rainbow Dash Network

      Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 22:40:19 UTC from web
      • Scooby-Doo's last name is Doo you dumbus neanderthals

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 19:50:37 UTC from web
      • Of course I wanted this design: https://i.imgur.com/rgA0sJj.png

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 19:50:03 UTC from web
        • The Game Grumps AND Dan Harmon are doing a show TOGETHER????

          Monday, 17-Oct-16 19:50:30 UTC from web
        • https://i.imgur.com/C4wIa6g.jpg that's it, I'm killing myself

          Monday, 17-Oct-16 18:25:31 UTC from web
        • "And the fallen child said...nothing you idiot, the fallen child's dead. Their souls locked in my basement!"

          Monday, 17-Oct-16 13:01:04 UTC from web
          • https://67.media.tumblr.com/5fdb88f902c322278bce17da6f26f1e2/tumblr_of5qm18Raw1sb4iyfo2_r1_400.jpg

            Sunday, 16-Oct-16 21:33:46 UTC from web
          • lol u tk him 2da bar|?

            Sunday, 16-Oct-16 19:40:07 UTC from web
            • Miss Peregrine's wasn't a good film tbh, bad pacing and not very explored

              Thursday, 13-Oct-16 21:55:09 UTC from MuSTArDroid
            • I fixed it.

              Thursday, 13-Oct-16 21:29:44 UTC from web
            • frankly we should just humour Fall Out Boy for discovering you can kind of rhyme "phoenix" with "remix"

              Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 20:59:59 UTC from web
            • https://vimeo.com/116601830

              Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 19:51:32 UTC from web
              • Oh Racist Ghost Applejack. Will you remain forever my only MLP related impression

                Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 19:44:19 UTC from web
                • lmao one of my lab assistants left his hard drive at work. AGAIN. >_< my gf told me I should upload the mysterious MP4 file to Newgrounds to teach him a lesson. i wasnt sure but HOW COULD I SAY NO TO THAT FACE ASDFASDSFA http://rainbowdash.net/url/851781 http://rainbowdash.net/url/851782

                  Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 19:11:38 UTC from web
                • is someone listening to venetian snares in their car outside my house

                  Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 15:52:36 UTC from web
                • What website is this posted on?

                  Monday, 10-Oct-16 19:18:42 UTC from web
                • I like how copying a papayapost from reddit gets me followed by like, 5 people from other instances.

                  Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:34:17 UTC from web
                • Pick one you casual. Call of duty sucks, people like you are ruining gaming. When we've got to a point where games have the ability to preorder day one DLC then it's really a sign of the decline of the human race.
                  If you're a gamer you have endless possibilities that normal people don't have with their boring real world based lifes. As a game I have a much more expansive and crazy fulfilling life.I can be a lone wanderer in a future where the world has destroyed itself, I can be an adventurer of ancient ruins or an explorer of nebulas and planets out in deep space. I can do drugs in games like GTA with no risk to my actual health, or have deep sexual relationships with women in games like Mass Effect, there's no end to it like there is in real life.
                  Being a gamer expands your life so much, but supporting games like call of duty diminishes that expansive life.

                  Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:28:01 UTC from web
                • Rape is /hilarious/ and appropriate you guys.

                  Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:32:08 UTC from web
                • http://i.imgur.com/so13SQH.jpg

                  Monday, 10-Oct-16 13:38:08 UTC from web
                  • Ice Bear is best bear

                    Sunday, 09-Oct-16 13:47:22 UTC from web
                  • https://67.media.tumblr.com/c07f642eb07cf703df23b32530650f86/tumblr_oaztx30p7C1v929foo3_500.gif

                    Sunday, 09-Oct-16 12:45:33 UTC from web
                  • it took like 5 watches but I can finally appreciate Rixty Minutes

                    Monday, 03-Oct-16 13:37:14 UTC from web
                  • and of course, SilvaGunner has a version https://youtu.be/dldJv9yZEp8

                    Monday, 03-Oct-16 10:58:26 UTC from web
                    • https://youtu.be/FKDlqdsw1i8 this is like some kind of neurological jammer

                      Monday, 03-Oct-16 10:56:07 UTC from web
                      • Fact: Twitter refuses to verify me, no matter how many times I send them the script to Bee Movie

                        Thursday, 29-Sep-16 21:56:03 UTC from web
                      • I really hope Adventure Time ends with Finn and Jake both dying. No redemption, resurrection or resolution just a single long shot of their corpses, then just the regular credits. It'd be blue-balling the fanbase forever!

                        Thursday, 29-Sep-16 21:21:42 UTC from web