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Like 3 out of 5 of my sexy parts after I had kids. Destroyed.
Friday, 21-Oct-16 22:17:33 UTC from web -
I'm glad we have it on record that Phil Collins' opinion of (((Paul McCartney))) is, verbatim, "You mango. You batcave."
Friday, 21-Oct-16 22:03:28 UTC from web-
@tiffany I heard that In the Air Tonight is about him
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@ceruleanspark I like to think Phil imagines Paul's face as he bangs his drums like no man's business
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apparently they may have discovered why the bermuda triangle is so mangoed UP
Friday, 21-Oct-16 21:59:01 UTC from web-
@tiffany it's because of japanese whalers
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@ceruleanspark please, call them cuckpapayas
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@mrmattimation pokemon arent real idiot
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Red Dead Rainbow Dash Network
Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 22:40:19 UTC from web -
Scooby-Doo's last name is Doo you dumbus neanderthals
Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 19:50:37 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark It literally does not http://pny.lv/0yt34
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@thelastgherkin I'm like 500% sure the military school says it
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@ceruleanspark Scooby never went to the military school. Shaggy did. Scooby was at a farm.
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Of course I wanted this design: https://i.imgur.com/rgA0sJj.png
Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 19:50:03 UTC from web -
The Game Grumps AND Dan Harmon are doing a show TOGETHER????
Monday, 17-Oct-16 19:50:30 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Welp, Dan Harmon is over.
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https://i.imgur.com/C4wIa6g.jpg that's it, I'm killing myself
Monday, 17-Oct-16 18:25:31 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Take me with you.
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@ceruleanspark This is from where this originates from https://twitter.com/pixelkitties/status/755850096743329792 Lauren Faust demanded this, so it's OK.
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"And the fallen child said...nothing you idiot, the fallen child's dead. Their souls locked in my basement!"
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Sunday, 16-Oct-16 21:33:46 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark we're in undertale mike. sad!
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lol u tk him 2da bar|?
Sunday, 16-Oct-16 19:40:07 UTC from web -
Miss Peregrine's wasn't a good film tbh, bad pacing and not very explored
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@tiffany How dare you. The prime minister of canada should die of aids
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@tiffany I straight-up don't know what that movie is. The only reason I know it exists is because they keep making fun of it on Oney Plays.
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@mrmattimation Tim Burton's white movie
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I fixed it.
Thursday, 13-Oct-16 21:29:44 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark What did you fix
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@ceruleanspark Congratulations on fixing it!
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frankly we should just humour Fall Out Boy for discovering you can kind of rhyme "phoenix" with "remix"
Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 20:59:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany You can also rime it with FrankerZ
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@ceruleanspark Well that's well charted territory
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Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 19:51:32 UTC from web
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Oh Racist Ghost Applejack. Will you remain forever my only MLP related impression
Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 19:44:19 UTC from web -
lmao one of my lab assistants left his hard drive at work. AGAIN. >_< my gf told me I should upload the mysterious MP4 file to Newgrounds to teach him a lesson. i wasnt sure but HOW COULD I SAY NO TO THAT FACE ASDFASDSFA http://rainbowdash.net/url/851781 http://rainbowdash.net/url/851782
Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 19:11:38 UTC from web-
@alphys Rule 6: Roleplaying is not permitted on the site. Numerous other communities exist for role-playing, such as Equestria RP, and this site is not one of them. Occasional emoting of actions is acceptable, as long as they don't go overboard.
Can you explain?
The kind of roleplaying prohibited on this site involves a person acting out actions of one or more characters other than themselves, often with the intention of acting out some sort of story or scenario. Isolated action emoting (such as "*falls over*") or light-hearted impressons of other characters or people (such as "Look guys, I'm Twilight Sparkle, BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS") are allowed, as long as they fit into a normal discussion.
Why?
Roleplaying is a very niche form of entertainment that, by its nature, draws a lot of attention to itself. Discussions around roleplaying can easily overpower the public timeline, making it difficult for others not interested in roleplaying to find others to communicate with. Limiting i -
@redenchilada Did you just quote the rules at matt
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@ceruleanspark Did I?
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is someone listening to venetian snares in their car outside my house
Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 15:52:36 UTC from web -
What website is this posted on?
Monday, 10-Oct-16 19:18:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark @ceruleanspank
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@thelastgherkin I'm told reds have a tendency to run in the wash.
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@scribus And that's why fire engines are Russian
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I like how copying a papayapost from reddit gets me followed by like, 5 people from other instances.
Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:34:17 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@ceruleanspark It'd be more if SPC hadn't gone offline.
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@takeFrankerZakenji I'm sure that wasn't supposed to sound like a threat, but it kind of did.
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Pick one you casual. Call of duty sucks, people like you are ruining gaming. When we've got to a point where games have the ability to preorder day one DLC then it's really a sign of the decline of the human race.
If you're a gamer you have endless possibilities that normal people don't have with their boring real world based lifes. As a game I have a much more expansive and crazy fulfilling life.I can be a lone wanderer in a future where the world has destroyed itself, I can be an adventurer of ancient ruins or an explorer of nebulas and planets out in deep space. I can do drugs in games like GTA with no risk to my actual health, or have deep sexual relationships with women in games like Mass Effect, there's no end to it like there is in real life.
Being a gamer expands your life so much, but supporting games like call of duty diminishes that expansive life.Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:28:01 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@ceruleanspark What really confuses me is that people are preordering digital download games! The type of distribution that doesn't need to be preordered because it's not bound to a physical medium and doesn't have to be produced, which limits the supply.
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@ceruleanspark "deep sexual relationships with women in games like Mass Effect"
Wait wat
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@adiwan I preorder if preordering also lets me preload
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Rape is /hilarious/ and appropriate you guys.
Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:32:08 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark sorry
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Monday, 10-Oct-16 13:38:08 UTC from web
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Ice Bear is best bear
Sunday, 09-Oct-16 13:47:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Obviously
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Sunday, 09-Oct-16 12:45:33 UTC from web
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it took like 5 watches but I can finally appreciate Rixty Minutes
Monday, 03-Oct-16 13:37:14 UTC from web-
@tiffany Boy, cherry you Tiffany
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@ceruleanspark white... guilt. white guilt milquetoast piece of human garbage
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and of course, SilvaGunner has a version https://youtu.be/dldJv9yZEp8
Monday, 03-Oct-16 10:58:26 UTC from web -
https://youtu.be/FKDlqdsw1i8 this is like some kind of neurological jammer
Monday, 03-Oct-16 10:56:07 UTC from web -
Fact: Twitter refuses to verify me, no matter how many times I send them the script to Bee Movie
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 21:56:03 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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I really hope Adventure Time ends with Finn and Jake both dying. No redemption, resurrection or resolution just a single long shot of their corpses, then just the regular credits. It'd be blue-balling the fanbase forever!
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 21:21:42 UTC from web