Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 5

  1. @tiff Have you tried grabbing his shoulders and yelling "WE GOTTA RESPECT WOMEN"

    Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:39:55 UTC from web in context
  2. @tiff Try virtue signalling

    Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:38:04 UTC from web in context
  3. @scribus All things serve the beam

    Wednesday, 20-Dec-17 15:30:51 UTC from web in context
  4. @awl but what are they practicing for

    Thursday, 14-Dec-17 23:35:52 UTC from web in context
  5. @scribus It's like if the "First we need to talk about parallel universes" guy was an insane anti-semite.

    Thursday, 14-Dec-17 23:16:56 UTC from web in context
  6. @awl No, he follows up that paragraph with "I don't really care about that now I'm more concerned about how Jews did 911" http://pny.lv/2hwrz

    Thursday, 14-Dec-17 22:52:45 UTC from web in context
  7. @ceruleanspark My favourite part about this is that it's the least deranged thing the guy says.

    Thursday, 14-Dec-17 22:43:27 UTC from web in context
  8. "You know Jews get welfare using all kinds of scams right, not just the Israelis. For example, Jews copyrighted the letter 'U' and make all companies with 'U' in their logo pay them millions each year." - Reddit

    Thursday, 14-Dec-17 22:40:30 UTC from web in context
  9. Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist.

    Sunday, 26-Nov-17 20:30:19 UTC from web
  10. @mrmattimation After all, that's how they caught the Zodiac Killer!

    Monday, 20-Nov-17 22:30:23 UTC from web in context
  11. @mrmattimation If he'd been sucking less, he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

    Sunday, 19-Nov-17 23:20:13 UTC from web in context
  12. @tiff Yeah that's the sound

    Saturday, 18-Nov-17 15:44:35 UTC from web in context
  13. @tiff That's not what I was implying

    Saturday, 18-Nov-17 15:39:26 UTC from web in context
  14. @tiff http://pny.lv/2di4g

    Saturday, 18-Nov-17 15:21:45 UTC from web in context
  15. @tiff Suck a million dicks! Go legally brain dead from lack of oxygen from choking on a million dicks!

    Saturday, 18-Nov-17 15:14:36 UTC from web in context
  16. @tiff >Clawhauser is overrated

    Saturday, 18-Nov-17 15:13:36 UTC from web in context
  17. @adiwan My friend once accidentally named dozens of D&D locations after foodstuffs

    Wednesday, 15-Nov-17 22:36:08 UTC from web in context
  18. Good lord, what is going on in there?

    Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 20:43:05 UTC from web in context
  19. @tiff What if the child is Hitler

    Friday, 10-Nov-17 23:18:05 UTC from web in context
  20. http://pny.lv/2cj6o GAZE INTO THE IRIS

    Friday, 10-Nov-17 22:58:08 UTC from web
  21. @thelastgherkin Which of you is the hotdog and which of you is the hamburger

    Friday, 10-Nov-17 22:03:16 UTC from web in context
  22. @awl I can't believe you'd call me a statusnet admin you cuck

    Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 22:22:49 UTC from web in context
  23. @awl Like "War criminal"

    Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 21:35:39 UTC from web in context
  24. @mrmattimation @redenchilada who is "Not a furry" actually would.

    Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 21:35:16 UTC from web in context
  25. The neat thing about naming my Rimworld colonists after RDN members is I can finally live out my fantasy of murdering @tiff and wearing his skin

    Thursday, 02-Nov-17 14:13:57 UTC from web in context
  26. @thelastgherkin honey no

    Thursday, 02-Nov-17 12:06:10 UTC from web in context
  27. @rdnz It's handled by mailgun these days, so it ought to be. I used to run postfix on the server, but the hosting company has an abysmal reputation among anti-spam providers, so 90% of peoples notifications just got junked.

    Thursday, 02-Nov-17 12:05:32 UTC from web in context
  28. @thelastgherkin I would play the mango out of that

    Monday, 30-Oct-17 13:24:08 UTC from web in context
  29. @adiwan See you, Space Cowboy

    Sunday, 29-Oct-17 20:32:22 UTC from web in context
  30. @awl You have forgotten the face of your father.

    Sunday, 29-Oct-17 15:14:29 UTC from web in context