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Glasses for bad eyesight? Bah! We squint, like men!
Wednesday, 18-Oct-17 09:07:52 UTC from web -
S K I N
Tuesday, 17-Oct-17 09:02:55 UTC from web -
I'm the new meme
Monday, 16-Oct-17 10:21:30 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You will never surpass the mysterious Mike Cole.
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@dogjaw New memes aren't supposed to cry
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If you think about becoming a holy knight, that's a paladin http://rainbowdash.net/url/863244
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 21:55:58 UTC from web -
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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It's weird that I expect the additional members of One Direction to also look like Harry Styles
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 12:30:55 UTC from web -
Cannot, on sight, tell the difference between KISS and juggalos
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 10:17:45 UTC from web -
If you die while wearing a VR headset you die in real life
Saturday, 14-Oct-17 22:18:03 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer and orungano like this.
- Pi Rupe repeated this.
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If I start doing overtime every Saturday at work I can make almost 2 grand a month
Friday, 13-Oct-17 21:49:27 UTC from web-
@tiff But you will also go to hell
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@ceruleanspark honey I plan on it
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My area is under a drought advisory, which means the weather people in my area are Fluffle Puffing retarded/have not gone outside in the last three days.
Friday, 13-Oct-17 19:55:57 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That's not how rainfall /or/ droughts work
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@ceruleanspark I am 95% certain it is so
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I just said "Pepe le Jew" out loud while playing a game of The Sims and laughed hysterically. I am the only one in the house.
Friday, 13-Oct-17 18:08:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Good job you're not streaming
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@thelastgherkin P sure I say worse things on stream daily
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Friday, 13-Oct-17 18:08:03 UTC from web -
I CAN'T SEE THROUGH METAL KENT
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:23:24 UTC from web -
How are "Skinners Sense of Snow" and "Children of a Lesser Clod" in seasons 11 and 12. They're so good.
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:16:56 UTC from web -
A little morphine would refresh my memory
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:16:29 UTC from web -
So far The Times is the most prestigious organisation I've been stood up by.
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:16:09 UTC from web -
Lesbian ponies confirmed! http://rainbowdash.net/url/863128
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 16:00:03 UTC from web-
@adiwan They're "on a farm"
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@thelastgherkin The farm that all the old pets go to?
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@adiwan Yeah! They run an elderly animal sanctuary!
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Bet you guys are glad I didn’t rebrand this place as an R&M fan site now huh
Wednesday, 11-Oct-17 06:28:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we could have brought back that persona I put on in 2013, what who was the guy that hated them cartoon fans and whatnot, except this time it would have been real
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I'm mad for World Mental Health Day
Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 21:30:02 UTC from web -
If you Potato Knishes in a dream you mango in real life
Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 07:41:40 UTC from web -
I have said the word "kiwi" 47 times in the ten minutes I've been !streaming, come watch me hit 200 http://rainbowdash.net/url/855563
Monday, 09-Oct-17 18:28:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is it actually the word "Kiwi", or is it the word filter?
kuz if it's the 2nd it's not as interesting
and someone should wash your mouth with soap young man
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from the creator of Assless-Chaps(tm) comes this season's hottest fashion wear:
CHAPLESS-ASSLESS-CHAPS (tm)
only 200 billion german papiermark and 23 pfennig
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(THEORY) Dave Strider is Sans the Skeleton.
Sunday, 08-Oct-17 22:12:27 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark noone in 2017 knows what you just said
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You have to be of high intelligence to appreciate Rick and Morty. Anyway I just bought a packet of sauce for $500 on eBay
Sunday, 08-Oct-17 12:09:53 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Coincidentally I bought a SNES Classic mini for the same amount.
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I saw someone wearing this shirt in Tesco today and failed to immediately punch him in the face http://rainbowdash.net/url/862771
Saturday, 07-Oct-17 17:54:24 UTC from web -
Went whale watching today! [cetacean needed]
Saturday, 07-Oct-17 03:50:59 UTC from web- orungano, awlxaĺan and awg like this.
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@scribus Would you describe the experience as............. a whale of a time
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@thelastgherkin I absolutely would do so!
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Shout out to the My Little Pony episode that starts with Zecora being diagnosed with a fatal disease, and no I'm not making this up.
Saturday, 07-Oct-17 12:03:21 UTC from web -
Where was the beef?
Friday, 06-Oct-17 16:22:45 UTC from web -
Didn't Kim Possible fight Prince one time
Thursday, 05-Oct-17 17:06:54 UTC from web -
Is it possible to train my eyes to block out all Funko Pops from the vision centre of my brain
Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 10:37:12 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I tried it but I'm not good enough.
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