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Does anybody else feel like the moon should be somehow audible?
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 15:10:39 UTC from web-
@scribus You can't hear the moon over there?
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@thelastgherkin Not over the 91 freeway, sadly.
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Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 15:59:11 UTC from web
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@nerthos Mate them soldiers don't tessellate, so you're gonna end up with toast overspill
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@thelastgherkin Point.
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(me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 19:52:21 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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I am having a devil of a time with redstone and command blocks in !Minecraft
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 03:55:20 UTC from web -
Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"
Monday, 14-Aug-17 16:20:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You are too young to say "lovely jubbly."
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I don't like kludging my !Minecraft server this way but it's too late for Mountain Dew so I can't muster better
Monday, 14-Aug-17 05:07:33 UTC from web -
If I get drafted to fight the North Koreans I'mma just tell 'em I have social anxiety. I'd go up to the enemy and be like "um, this is awkward, but... I have to kill you now... like, bad luck, man"
Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:40:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.
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Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday
Wednesday, 09-Aug-17 10:28:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Traditionally Saturdays are FOR THE BOYS!!!
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I think my iPhone's screen might be made of dolomite.
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 17:08:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That thing Australians put on sandwiches?
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@scribus It's on my to-watch list for a long time. Never got to watch this and more often than not I forgot that it exists.
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"A Hat In Time" sounds promising. !vgp
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 14:10:32 UTC from web -
The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916
Monday, 07-Aug-17 11:50:37 UTC from web -
It's tough out there for a conservative brony
Monday, 07-Aug-17 08:54:15 UTC from web- clacke likes this.
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@thelastgherkin What does it mean? Liking only the first season and nothing beyond that?
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@adiwan For a conservative brony, out there, it's tough
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People who misuse the word 'ironic' to be 'funny' should be forced to listen to Alanis Morissette's Ironic for the rest of their lives.
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@maiyannah I've also watched "sarcasm" trend from its original definition towards meaning snarky and mean-spirited. people describe themselves as sarcastic. what they really mean is that they like being assholes. it's not the same thing.
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@awg @maiyannah With sarcasm I always have the image of Al Bundy. Which kinda fits both the snarky and mean-spirited.
Bonus points for describing yourself in your twitter bio as "sarcastic X-hater" (where X is the outgroup du jour). It's surprising how many people like to announce to the world they're assholes. -
@maiyannah What an ironic punishment
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happy anniversary to my favourite resident overlords @ceruleanspark and @thelastgherkin
Sunday, 06-Aug-17 09:59:04 UTC from web -
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 07:30:23 UTC from web
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@adiwan Whoa
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@thelastgherkin Better expression: Neigh way!
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Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 09:56:00 UTC from web -
Is there sex ed at Hogwarts
Friday, 04-Aug-17 21:09:37 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I never made it that far into the series.
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Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.
Friday, 04-Aug-17 07:46:30 UTC from web -
Been trying do a theoretical plan for min/max my FFTA2 team for the past 2 hours
I HATE SPREADSHEETSFriday, 04-Aug-17 01:10:46 UTC from web -
The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 21:46:15 UTC from web -
!streaming Destiny, the final Iron Banner. http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 18:31:59 UTC from web -
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 09:30:06 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin Sometimes I gorram love the internet
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Lord I am making poopy sand
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 09:19:41 UTC from web -
The next grapeing customer who asks me a question and refuses to give me ten seconds of silence to answer, I will ram both feet down their neck like a goddamn sleeping bag.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 21:57:35 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:56:40 UTC from web -
I'm gonna stay in this corner. Then to sneak up on me you have to teleport into a wall. mango you.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:13:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or I can TP on top of you...
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Andrea Romano has been voice directing cartoons since before I was old enough to watch cartoons
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:24:28 UTC from web -
Has anyone put spaghetti bolognese on a wrap before, or am I about to become the world's greatest innovator
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 16:01:44 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I've put spaghetti bolognese into a carved out bit of bread before but I'll let you have this one
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@thelastgherkin I've had a spaghetti burrito before, but I'm not sure it was spaghetti Bolognese... Or a proper wrap as opposed to a tortilla.
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@scribus I hope it was better than this microwaved catasterstroke
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Your death will go towards a greater good. Me.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:17:02 UTC from web -
"There is no excuse for what you are"
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:07:10 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark decent human being machine broke
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