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Just said "Princess Toadstool." I am old. !vgp
Friday, 09-Jun-17 18:50:36 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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The traffic in my country is so awful! Feel constrained!
Friday, 09-Jun-17 06:44:35 UTC from web-
@zennx Everybody knows that thoughts only be sent and received by aluminium foil hats worn on the head.
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@adiwan I was always sceptical about that, why do the crazy conspiracy theorists who don't want their thoughts read by the government wear those things
They don't reduce or eliminate any kind of radiation, hell, if anything they amplify it
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@zennx A lead suit is the best way to get slowly lead poisoning. People have all sorts of weird superstitions, ranging from Religion, to feeling sick from electric fields, and being good on slot machines. Once they set a thought in their head and receive some sorts of a confirmation of that believe it'll suddenly "work" for them and ignore any negative or ineffective outcomes, like for example homeopathy. They interpret the self-healing of the body and self-induced positive bias towards the watered down water solution to justify the effort put into that and outcome of no practical effectiveness of the stuff.
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What's this new Boner Law I'm hearing bandied about
Thursday, 08-Jun-17 22:12:12 UTC from web -
Wait, what? There's a new Bubsy game coming out??
Thursday, 08-Jun-17 19:54:08 UTC from web- daggsy likes this.
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@scribus New Crash is out at the end of June. http://rainbowdash.net/url/859637
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@thelastgherkin @scribus When's the new Bubsy game out?
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@thelastgherkin @scribus his design is insanely ugly
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I installed a fan and I must be retarded or some batcave cuz it's plugged into my mobo but it isn't turning on
Thursday, 08-Jun-17 19:17:31 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I mean, let's not assume you aren't retarded, but is it a PWM fan?
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Thursday, 08-Jun-17 11:57:50 UTC from web -
Wearing socks indoors is probably the greatest thing I do habitually
Tuesday, 06-Jun-17 22:36:33 UTC from web-
@zennx may our sweaty feet never touch those sandwich crumbs we dropped on the floor and never cleaned up
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This is the best Bob's Burgers credit gag http://rainbowdash.net/url/859597
Tuesday, 06-Jun-17 09:39:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I also really like the 99 Red Balloons one
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You were named for two of the bravest men I ever knew, Sans Undertale Potter
Sunday, 04-Jun-17 20:33:28 UTC from web -
-run Gherkin_grapepost_generator.exe
-input: The Internet (undefined)
-program: dot_connector
-output:
--image: pencil drawing or crude photoshop of mpreg Insane Clown Posse
--image caption: Mistakes Inta Mothermangoin' Miracles
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Fant4stic may have been an awful film, but here's the thing: http://rainbowdash.net/url/859548
Friday, 02-Jun-17 09:44:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I only have myself to blame for opening this one
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http://pny.lv/1kxwh this is the #getyiffed guy again isn't it. This is actually the second account he's registered where his first tweet has been to call me a homosexual (An astute observation) and suggest I kill myself
Thursday, 01-Jun-17 07:48:28 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark That guy is a very determined little special snowflake.
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Thursday, 01-Jun-17 03:27:32 UTC from web
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@scribus is this you http://pny.lv/1kwdq
Wednesday, 31-May-17 19:18:45 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Not quite, but probably closer than I'm comfortable admitting to myself.
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YOOOOOOOO I finished Zelda
Tuesday, 30-May-17 19:50:29 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@adiwan RDNblight Gherkin
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@thelastgherkin So... the fleshly vessel you inhabit is your "Divine Beast".
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@adiwan (looks in the mirror) Divine is right
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I'm so sick of hearing about covfefe already
Wednesday, 31-May-17 08:32:42 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 30-May-17 21:03:37 UTC from web
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In my Titan, I am the spicy boy. It is me.
Tuesday, 30-May-17 20:44:14 UTC from web -
OK the new Monarch Class Titan is a great fit for my play style. So many dead people. So so many. I'll kill anyone, old people, children, it doesn't matter.
Tuesday, 30-May-17 20:33:29 UTC from web -
Who'd win in a fight between Kevin McCallister and Freddy Krueger?
Tuesday, 30-May-17 09:05:17 UTC from web -
How do I know if I'M prengan?
Tuesday, 30-May-17 08:57:35 UTC from web -
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is a pup named Scooby-DooTuesday, 30-May-17 07:56:01 UTC from web- Dino Mayer likes this.
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Homer is such a fun character to draw, I recommend it to everyone
Tuesday, 30-May-17 02:10:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I think he's pretty hard to do, I tried it once, ended up papayaing up and doing the entire Sistine Chapel ceiling
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I scream. You scream. I scream. You scream.
Monday, 29-May-17 11:07:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Lewd.
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I just caught the produce guy watching a soccer game with a phone he hid in a box of bananas
Monday, 29-May-17 00:54:43 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is he not in your department because you fired him
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@tiffany I fired him, and when my boss asked me why I did that, I fired him too, so now I'm the boss.
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We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
Monday, 29-May-17 03:34:57 UTC from web-
@absolutelyfreepsychicreading I hope I die getting pegged by a dolphin
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@absolutelyfreepsychicreading I'm going to skin your parents make a body suit and papaya you while wearing it
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@absolutelyfreepsychicreading Can tiny hands discern such a thing?
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Monday, 29-May-17 03:17:59 UTC from web-
@absolutelyfreepsychicreading stop being upbeat
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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Monday, 29-May-17 02:55:44 UTC from web-
@absolutelyfreepsychicreading is that a challenge?
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for the Steven Universe fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW9efEOf-64
Sunday, 28-May-17 23:21:14 UTC from web -
Game Theory: the Hero's Shade from Twilight Princess is Sans Undertale from Undertale
Sunday, 28-May-17 09:29:59 UTC from web-
Evidence: both are one-eyed skeletons. Both have great prowess in battles. Both are related to dogs/wolves. The Hero's Shade was once Majora's Mask Link so he has non-linear time travel powers
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