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  1. Every time I try on a new accent it feels like racism

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 03:51:03 UTC from web
  2. @hakui I forgot, but I had learned that information before.

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 03:44:16 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
  3. What the Potato Knishes, stop texting me this kiwi @mrmattimation  https://bananaposter.club/attachment/624355

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 02:53:56 UTC from shitposter.club
  4. My ideal federation would be the same as my ideal version of sports. A coliseum match where only one can live.

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 02:45:25 UTC from shitposter.club
  5. not really feeling it

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 02:31:36 UTC from shitposter.club
  6. I see things are still the same, at least on the mastodon front.

    Sunday, 23-Apr-17 23:30:19 UTC from web
  7. I reinstalled skyrim and I'm RPing a pirate named Joan Finch

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 01:43:03 UTC from shitposter.club
  8. i have a private instance now https://sunshinegardens.org/@xj9

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 01:39:11 UTC from social.heldscal.la
  9. Lolis Sata... I mean, loli Kiriha is really cute https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/418927

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 01:15:56 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
  10. Rate of engagement on...

    Facebook: 2%
    Twitter: 10%
    Mastodon: 70%

    Twitter responded much more to my statuses than Facebook, but Mastodon is basically spoiling me rotten.

    Sunday, 23-Apr-17 23:16:46 UTC from snabeltann.no
  11. RDN is about 1m tall.

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 00:40:10 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
  12. Wow I had no idea the entire bible belt, the deep south, and Texas populations of Christians were actually Muslims. I need to remember to get vris.ka and make it my tumblr page tbh

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 00:25:04 UTC from shitposter.club
  13. When I was in highschool the PE teacher insisted that I wore shorts or light pants to his class and that actually diminished my performance since I wasn't used to them.

    Monday, 24-Apr-17 00:24:51 UTC from web
    • I cant wait to use this as a reaction pic http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858384

      Sunday, 23-Apr-17 23:36:57 UTC from web
    • I suspect that one of the customers that just came through my line beats his wife. I didn't say anything because I wasn't certain, I don't know what to say or who to say it to, and the guy was much bigger than me and I got intimidated. I should have done something, though, and I actually can't get the image of that woman's face out of my mind. I'm not looking for sympathy because I feel like total scum of the earth and I'm not the one who needs it, I just wanted to get that out there, even though none of you guys can do anything/care because keeping my mouth shut felt horrible.

      Sunday, 23-Apr-17 23:02:08 UTC from web
      • @mrmattimation Men who beat their loved ones are the worst sort of pondscum. That being said I can't blame you for not doing something, especially since there are so many variables in this sort of thing for an outsider to invite their way in.

        Monday, 24-Apr-17 00:11:49 UTC in context
      • @mrmattimation As @awl said, it's really hard to intervene in any sort of domestic violence incident without ending up involved or being the bad guy. Even more so since people who are victims in this kind of thing often would rather lash out to anyone who tries to get involved and side with the perpetrator. They or their families will solve it in time if they want to. If you had any proof you could go to the cops, but without any trying to do something will most likely blow in your face.

        Monday, 24-Apr-17 00:22:28 UTC in context
    • Guess it's time to ask, what did I miss in this last month? Give me updates guys. The drama, the dank memes, anything I should put on the shipping wall.

      Sunday, 23-Apr-17 23:53:04 UTC from web
    • about me tbh

      Monday, 24-Apr-17 00:08:04 UTC from shitposter.club
    • Seems I'm still blocked by takeshi haha

      Sunday, 23-Apr-17 23:57:58 UTC from web
    • *hops on swastika bike* they see me rollin'

      Sunday, 23-Apr-17 23:50:56 UTC from web
      • If I talk about the inky kisses will @nerthos come back?

        Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 02:44:51 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
      • now that @nerthos has appeared again by miracle I can go to bed happy

        goodnight #, # tomorrow https://mangoposter.club/attachment/467088

        Sunday, 23-Apr-17 23:37:27 UTC from shitposter.club
      • Also, @nerthos, you can come back anytime.

        Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 04:30:39 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
      • Can someone explain to me what is so great about Bob's Burgers ? Because I just do not get it.

        Monday, 17-Apr-17 14:04:42 UTC from web
        • @critialcloudkicker Personally I enjoy it because the writing does a great job of capturing the subtle nuances of genuine conversation, as if they're real people talking and responding to each other. Also it has some really clever plays on words at times

          Monday, 17-Apr-17 14:08:29 UTC in context
        • @tiffany It does ? It sounds to me like they are emotionally dulled all the time, except the spooky house episode I saw. Also that one episode where they competed on Family Fracas. But in that episode they just did dumb stuff I would expect out of a "Barney Stinson / How I met Your Mother" rejected-wastebin involving a Judge Judy and finished the episode by having Bob repair the winner's car's tire while his hole family berates him. It effectively makes me seriously dislike the story, the people in the story, and the conversations that occur. ... Am I going about this wrong or something ?

          Monday, 17-Apr-17 14:34:48 UTC in context
        • @critialcloudkicker nah I can understand how it's not for everybody

          Monday, 17-Apr-17 14:37:17 UTC in context
      • is there anything better than a freshly shaved set of nads

        Monday, 03-Apr-17 10:28:44 UTC from web
      • So is it just me or is Facebook getting even SJWier than Tumblr?

        Saturday, 01-Apr-17 16:40:53 UTC from web
      • I have to feel for those American's who are about to see their internet browsing history being sold to the highest bidder. Well the bill allowing it still has to pass the sentate and the president but. Yeah, not good.

        Saturday, 25-Mar-17 10:41:28 UTC from web
        • You get to know pretty soon just what the allignment of your friends are if someone asks "where do hamsters live before they go to a pet store" and one of them responds "Just like how there is a site to order comics pretty much instantateous called xmen.com there is a website for prtty much everything you can immagine. xgerbil.now , xchinchilla.net, xmouse.co.uk, xcavia.net , xmurids,gov and xhamster"

          I can't believe I did not see the punchline sooner.

          Friday, 24-Mar-17 19:21:29 UTC from web
        • I had completely forgotten Weird Al was in My Little Pony

          Monday, 20-Mar-17 11:50:13 UTC from web
        • I lied about my next name.

          Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 17:46:22 UTC from web
        • http://wakaishi.tumblr.com/post/158220460389/my-switch-does-a-weird-thing-when-it-starts-up

          Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 11:37:11 UTC from web