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@ the Conservative feller on the BBC this morning saying that Big Ben's silence will be a detriment to the nation: I have never heard the bongs in the West Midlands, buddy
Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:32:35 UTC from web- kat likes this.
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@thelastgherkin ...Damn. That's... outright destruction of cultural heritage if they actually intend to do it. The mechanical clock it has is a marvel of industrial era engineering.
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@nerthos hey did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary
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@mrmattimation fugly isn't either yet here you are
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"Model says all LGBT+ people should be ‘put on an island and blown up’." Buddy I wouldn't mind being blown on an island
Saturday, 19-Aug-17 14:41:41 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Wait
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Why are there always seahorse shapes in the chocolate seashells box? Seahorses aren't shells
Saturday, 19-Aug-17 14:34:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin aren't made of chocolate either
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@tiffany That's offensive to people who are aware of the chocolate seahorse as a sexual position
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@thelastgherkin Those people could never comprehend umbrage
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Does anybody else feel like the moon should be somehow audible?
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 15:10:39 UTC from web-
@scribus You can't hear the moon over there?
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@thelastgherkin Not over the 91 freeway, sadly.
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Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 15:59:11 UTC from web
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@nerthos Mate them soldiers don't tessellate, so you're gonna end up with toast overspill
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@thelastgherkin Point.
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(me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 19:52:21 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"
Monday, 14-Aug-17 16:20:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You are too young to say "lovely jubbly."
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Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday
Wednesday, 09-Aug-17 10:28:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Traditionally Saturdays are FOR THE BOYS!!!
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I think my iPhone's screen might be made of dolomite.
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 17:08:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That thing Australians put on sandwiches?
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@scribus It's on my to-watch list for a long time. Never got to watch this and more often than not I forgot that it exists.
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The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916
Monday, 07-Aug-17 11:50:37 UTC from web -
It's tough out there for a conservative brony
Monday, 07-Aug-17 08:54:15 UTC from web- clacke likes this.
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@thelastgherkin What does it mean? Liking only the first season and nothing beyond that?
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@adiwan For a conservative brony, out there, it's tough
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People who misuse the word 'ironic' to be 'funny' should be forced to listen to Alanis Morissette's Ironic for the rest of their lives.
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@maiyannah I've also watched "sarcasm" trend from its original definition towards meaning snarky and mean-spirited. people describe themselves as sarcastic. what they really mean is that they like being assholes. it's not the same thing.
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@awg @maiyannah With sarcasm I always have the image of Al Bundy. Which kinda fits both the snarky and mean-spirited.
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@maiyannah What an ironic punishment
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happy anniversary to my favourite resident overlords @ceruleanspark and @thelastgherkin
Sunday, 06-Aug-17 09:59:04 UTC from web -
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 07:30:23 UTC from web
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@adiwan Whoa
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@thelastgherkin Better expression: Neigh way!
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Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 09:56:00 UTC from web -
Is there sex ed at Hogwarts
Friday, 04-Aug-17 21:09:37 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I never made it that far into the series.
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Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.
Friday, 04-Aug-17 07:46:30 UTC from web -
The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 21:46:15 UTC from web -
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 09:30:06 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin Sometimes I gorram love the internet
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Lord I am making poopy sand
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 09:19:41 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:56:40 UTC from web -
Andrea Romano has been voice directing cartoons since before I was old enough to watch cartoons
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:24:28 UTC from web -
Has anyone put spaghetti bolognese on a wrap before, or am I about to become the world's greatest innovator
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 16:01:44 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I've put spaghetti bolognese into a carved out bit of bread before but I'll let you have this one
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@thelastgherkin I've had a spaghetti burrito before, but I'm not sure it was spaghetti Bolognese... Or a proper wrap as opposed to a tortilla.
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@scribus I hope it was better than this microwaved catasterstroke
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If Ready Player One is all about 80s pop culture then why is the Iron Giant of 1999's The Iron Giant there
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 09:17:56 UTC from web -
What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?
Monday, 31-Jul-17 21:20:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Idiot
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@thelastgherkin Mcree
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Give me your tired, your poor, your hottest takes
Sunday, 30-Jul-17 14:49:50 UTC from web -
Joaquiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!
Sunday, 30-Jul-17 13:56:50 UTC from web -
TV show: "We're looking at an American killing a broad." Please, say "an American killing a woman"
Saturday, 29-Jul-17 20:06:25 UTC from web -
The Emoji Movie is relateable because it has a kid who, having got into an awkward social situation, decides to wipe his entire phone
Saturday, 29-Jul-17 12:01:44 UTC from web -
What's the point in having a Marvel cinematic universe if you're going to pretend like the TV and Netflix shows don't exist
Friday, 28-Jul-17 07:48:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin For Robert Downey Jr. to play an increasingly abrasive prick?
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@thelastgherkin Last I heard, the Defenders were gonna show up in the fourth Avengers movie, I thought?
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@mrmattimation Huge if true!
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