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If I get drafted to fight the North Koreans I'mma just tell 'em I have social anxiety. I'd go up to the enemy and be like "um, this is awkward, but... I have to kill you now... like, bad luck, man"
Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:40:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.
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Been trying do a theoretical plan for min/max my FFTA2 team for the past 2 hours
I HATE SPREADSHEETSFriday, 04-Aug-17 01:10:46 UTC from web -
!streaming Destiny, the final Iron Banner. http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 18:31:59 UTC from web -
Lord I am making poopy sand
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 09:19:41 UTC from web -
The next grapeing customer who asks me a question and refuses to give me ten seconds of silence to answer, I will ram both feet down their neck like a goddamn sleeping bag.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 21:57:35 UTC from web -
I'm gonna stay in this corner. Then to sneak up on me you have to teleport into a wall. mango you.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:13:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or I can TP on top of you...
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Your death will go towards a greater good. Me.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:17:02 UTC from web -
"There is no excuse for what you are"
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:07:10 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark decent human being machine broke
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What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?
Monday, 31-Jul-17 21:20:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Idiot
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@thelastgherkin Mcree
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do not ironically support movies you know are going to be terrible, it just encourages the production of more crap
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 02:43:19 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation what about ironically pirating movies?
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@mrmattimation a Very Special Episode of Mr Mattimation~
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hey guys, I'm back, finals are over, they were cherry, and results as well, on the upside (I think), I have a new gf
so, what did I miss?Monday, 31-Jul-17 23:09:25 UTC from web-
@zennx Um, Big Papa Spraytan is having the wind knocked out of his scrote... North Korea is offering to violently save us from ourselves... employment sucks butts... life is finite... for some people, even exorbitant doctor's salaries aren't enough and they have to scam disabled Medicare recipients... Fortunately, you HAVEN'T missed out on us Getting Great aGain!
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@scribus *laughs in European*
Have you folks thought about getting a Booth.
Back in the day the John Wilkes model was pretty useful... -
@zennx the end of my force of will
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I can't believe Eminem and Dan Harmon are the same age.
Tuesday, 25-Jul-17 17:16:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark stan harmon
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How many translations distant are contemporary bibles from the source material?
Monday, 24-Jul-17 22:57:40 UTC from web-
@scribus I'm like 2/3rds of the way to formulating a concept for a twitter bot that runs the various outspoken "Christian" members of American governments posts through nested translations and then treats the output as gospel.
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@ceruleanspark That would be friggin sweet dude
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How many ports of Skyrim is too many?
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:31:11 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark people are blowing that papaya way out of proportion. Bethesda could port Skyrim to the next four console generations and I wouldn't give a rat's ass.
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So who here has Splatoon 2?
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:26:03 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I might get sometime in the next months
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I don't see federated posts for the last 2 days.
Saturday, 22-Jul-17 13:49:36 UTC from web-
@awl Maybe since Twitter officially came out as pro-nazi, they all went back there
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@ceruleanspark checkmate
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ugh the concept of an acid attack is so grapeing horrifying
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 21:43:45 UTC from web-
@tiffany yeah, but that's racist because mudslimes do it, so off to jail for noticing reality
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@ceruleanspark or a good guy with base
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I can only play Symmetra effectively on one map. However, this puts me in the top percentile of Symmetra players.
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 21:25:55 UTC from web -
!Streaming bad overwatch play if anyone on earth cares
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 18:43:39 UTC from web -
I mean most of us are english, that one guy is German, @Scribus already knows about it and @awl is a non-voting war criminal
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 20:03:26 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark that's not true, awl does vote
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So does anyone give a apple if I enable a net neutrality protest on here?
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 19:59:01 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark nah
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@ceruleanspark I think it would be counterproductive.
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!streaming some Overwatch at http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 17:43:20 UTC from web -
Smooth lions are eating me
Sunday, 09-Jul-17 14:22:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark oh is that so?
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@ceruleanspark see all 508 replies
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RDN: Retaking the horse social network crown by attrition alone
Saturday, 08-Jul-17 08:42:48 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark This is a pony site??
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A great beast is walking through the sands, and they are climbing into the air, and now they are making a tear, and now they are gone, and now you are here. Little creatures are walking through the air, and they are dragging in places and echoes of lives, and they are asking me about God. I am going to tell you something, little creature. You are swimming further and further out to sea, and beyond are things blind and terrible, and I am showing you now. . . They are blind, but they are seeing you. And you are coming to them. After this, you are not returning here. I am climbing into the air and closing the sky.
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 20:38:20 UTC from web -
I guess the thought process was something like "people playing our game aren't thinking about MANHOOD enough" http://pny.lv/1nuyk
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 21:30:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark listen man all i'm sayin is if you played final fantasy games BEFORE FFXV you're not as manly as you could be
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@mrmattimation The game is so "manly" it's banned in Russia
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@ceruleanspark that's because one of the characters is hillary clinton
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guys I'm doing a work, and I need a groovy soundtrack
Earth Wind and Fire isn't cutting it
I need more groove
WHAT HAS MORE GROOVE THAN EARTH, WIND AND FIRE?Thursday, 29-Jun-17 16:06:03 UTC from web -
There is a damn dog in the neighborhood that woke me up an hour ago. It still barks and annoys me to no end. I'm close to kill it if I have the chance. Either it ends to bark or I end its life.
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 04:47:10 UTC from web-
@zennx My urge to kill is higher. Also the damn barker is probably in someone's home, outside of my kill range.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c
7 seasons and 3 movies later
and we finally got Sea Ponies
Shoo-bee-doo
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 02:16:38 UTC from web-
@zennx are you in disterss?
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@mushi no, I'm in that dress
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/82/46/9b/82469be14705e177cbcc12348c607856--ladies-dresses-pretty-dresses.jpg
It is much more pretty and really looks great on my thighs
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Behold: The best thing on twitter http://pny.lv/1nikn
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 22:36:23 UTC from web
