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People who misuse the word 'ironic' to be 'funny' should be forced to listen to Alanis Morissette's Ironic for the rest of their lives.
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@maiyannah I've also watched "sarcasm" trend from its original definition towards meaning snarky and mean-spirited. people describe themselves as sarcastic. what they really mean is that they like being assholes. it's not the same thing.
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@awg @maiyannah With sarcasm I always have the image of Al Bundy. Which kinda fits both the snarky and mean-spirited.
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@maiyannah What an ironic punishment
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happy anniversary to my favourite resident overlords @ceruleanspark and @thelastgherkin
Sunday, 06-Aug-17 09:59:04 UTC from web -
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 07:30:23 UTC from web
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@adiwan Whoa
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@thelastgherkin Better expression: Neigh way!
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Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 09:56:00 UTC from web -
Is there sex ed at Hogwarts
Friday, 04-Aug-17 21:09:37 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I never made it that far into the series.
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Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.
Friday, 04-Aug-17 07:46:30 UTC from web -
The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 21:46:15 UTC from web -
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 09:30:06 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin Sometimes I gorram love the internet
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Lord I am making poopy sand
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 09:19:41 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:56:40 UTC from web -
Andrea Romano has been voice directing cartoons since before I was old enough to watch cartoons
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:24:28 UTC from web -
Has anyone put spaghetti bolognese on a wrap before, or am I about to become the world's greatest innovator
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 16:01:44 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I've put spaghetti bolognese into a carved out bit of bread before but I'll let you have this one
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@thelastgherkin I've had a spaghetti burrito before, but I'm not sure it was spaghetti Bolognese... Or a proper wrap as opposed to a tortilla.
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@scribus I hope it was better than this microwaved catasterstroke
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If Ready Player One is all about 80s pop culture then why is the Iron Giant of 1999's The Iron Giant there
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 09:17:56 UTC from web -
What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?
Monday, 31-Jul-17 21:20:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Idiot
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@thelastgherkin Mcree
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Give me your tired, your poor, your hottest takes
Sunday, 30-Jul-17 14:49:50 UTC from web -
Joaquiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!
Sunday, 30-Jul-17 13:56:50 UTC from web -
TV show: "We're looking at an American killing a broad." Please, say "an American killing a woman"
Saturday, 29-Jul-17 20:06:25 UTC from web -
The Emoji Movie is relateable because it has a kid who, having got into an awkward social situation, decides to wipe his entire phone
Saturday, 29-Jul-17 12:01:44 UTC from web -
What's the point in having a Marvel cinematic universe if you're going to pretend like the TV and Netflix shows don't exist
Friday, 28-Jul-17 07:48:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin For Robert Downey Jr. to play an increasingly abrasive prick?
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@thelastgherkin Last I heard, the Defenders were gonna show up in the fourth Avengers movie, I thought?
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@mrmattimation Huge if true!
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I can't believe they cut David Hasselhoff's Nick Fury scene out of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man
Thursday, 27-Jul-17 18:53:57 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Honey G attended the lesson that says raps need to be self-aggrandising but missed the memo that says they need to consist of more than just saying your own name
Thursday, 27-Jul-17 07:42:44 UTC from web -
RIP June Foray :(
Thursday, 27-Jul-17 07:09:28 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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So I guess this week we're supposed to think of NoKo as a planet-obliterating threat? Wonder if they'll be laughingstocks by the weekend again...
Wednesday, 26-Jul-17 19:56:38 UTC from web-
@scribus "Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"
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The topography of the Mushroom Kingdom as implied by the Mario Kart games is fascinating to me
Wednesday, 26-Jul-17 08:46:02 UTC from web -
Boy, banana you McDonalds http://rainbowdash.net/url/860528
Tuesday, 25-Jul-17 19:24:39 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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AOL and HP branded spammers? http://rainbowdash.net/url/860524
Monday, 24-Jul-17 09:21:53 UTC from web -
Can Thanos have this helicopter in the MCU please http://rainbowdash.net/url/860512
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 09:21:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I want to see the Squirrel Girl helicopter first http://i.imgur.com/QeSL2V5.jpg
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@adiwan Does she still have that?
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@thelastgherkin Yeah! It's shown in the second issue of her own series but not used after that. She rather steals borrows Iron-Man's armor.
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Concept: the Spice Girls' Viva Forever only it's about Batman Forever
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 09:06:27 UTC from web -
Remember when this was all we knew about Frozen and everybody hated it http://rainbowdash.net/url/860508
Saturday, 22-Jul-17 21:08:23 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I still hate frozen knowing everything about it
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@mrmattimation Let it go
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"It may be 2017 and long past the undertale craze," writes My Little Pony blog,
Saturday, 22-Jul-17 19:19:02 UTC from web
