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Oooh I need a 4k TV to see this video in all of it's glory. I wasn't aware Youtube could do that yet.
Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 16:55:43 UTC from web-
@nerthos I do have to give the TV some props though: Uncharted 3 actually looked pretty nice in 3D.
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@nerthos Maybe he plays a lot of Shmups?
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@ceruleanspark Sounds legit
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I can't believe I paid real money for someone to draw my dumb joke Homestuck OC
Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 16:48:52 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer, Micheal Schlongcoptor and Bit Shift like this.
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Day just got better. A friend is doing some commissions for me and they're streaming it.
Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 16:24:38 UTC from web- Micheal Schlongcoptor likes this.
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The McDonald's application process was probably the strangest one I've done.
Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 14:02:08 UTC from web-
@awl They have you answer a series of about 100 questions with seemingly unrelated answers. Like a personality quiz. Like, one was an option between "I sometimes have trouble picking up new things" and "I have trouble sympathizing with the homeless." That isn't even at all an exaggeration.
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@thatonestocking Man, things sure have changed since I worked fast food apparently.
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@thatonestocking walmart had something similar, albeit not 100 questions like that. I fail exactly to see the point in those but then again, it's customer service.
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Things you should not do if you want to keep your job: Call your boss out for being a racist and not believing that insomnia is a thing that exists .
Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 13:26:03 UTC from web-
@thatonestocking Is there nothing HR can do?
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@xeleanorxrigbyx It's a locally owned thing and I called out the owner so no not really.
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@thatonestocking Oh lame. I'm sorry. :(
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Haha, there goes my job. Gonna punch the wall a couple times.
Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 13:01:31 UTC from web -
My friend was feeling depressed so I drove to What-A-Burger at 4 in the morning to play Magic with her. What a life.
Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 11:53:09 UTC from web- Micheal Schlongcoptor likes this.
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@mrmattimation It's pretty great.
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@mrmattimation VA don't have much
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@mrmattimation Have them here. Can confirm it is super delicious.
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Nobody appreciates the fact that I'm going to reach the status of Giant Woman by having a short person sit on my shoulders while I wear tights and we paint ourselves blue and put on a giant wig and a dress
Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 08:35:07 UTC from web- Micheal Schlongcoptor and Pony like this.
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@thatonestocking I would argue that it in fact, does not matter to anyone.
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@thatonestocking Also does anyone outside of tumblr even watch that show?
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@thatonestocking Well that beats anything I've done this year so far.
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This just in: I am going to do a two person cosplay with one of my friends. Opal, from Steven Universe. The character has four arms and is, in fact, a giant woman. So my short friend will be sitting on my shoulders. It will be incredible.
Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 06:30:01 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Yo everyone here should follow my new twitter. I'm @honkandtwerk
Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 19:57:14 UTC from web -
So literally none of you know this but I've had a boyfriend for like four months and today we said our first "I love you" and I am so happy that I can't just not share this
Friday, 14-Mar-14 05:28:42 UTC from web- clayinthecarpet likes this.
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@thatonestocking HOPE FOR THE FUTURE OF MANKIND TEMPORARILY RESTORED until it gets knocked away again.
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@clayinthecarpet They broke up months ago lol
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@righteousnarwhal >hope for mankind is on fire
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@snowcone I certainly shared my banana.
Friday, 14-Mar-14 06:15:51 UTC from web-
@snowcone So he's multicolored? I'd expect him to be all red if his neck ain't red then what's up?
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The sad thing is that all of those suggestions are 100% true
Friday, 14-Mar-14 05:53:41 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Bull riding is all about hand-butt coordination though
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@theyurityphoon Ask Michael about our minigolf game yesterday
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Help he wants to know who Tim is how do I explain this place
Friday, 14-Mar-14 05:49:41 UTC from web-
@thatonestocking Just say I'm that guy who's really bad at pool
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@thatonestocking Tell him it's a place where you used to come to talk to your brony friends and pretend you were straight
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@thatonestocking Say that Tim's an iron-bodied Adonis that's Texas' bullriding champion
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@snowcone The guy practically lives in my pants
Friday, 14-Mar-14 05:39:48 UTC from web-
@thatonestocking You're the one who picked me up and fondled me! :c
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@redenchilada Don't over sell yourself, bud. Not interested in anyone who doesn't condition regularly.
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@thatonestocking I'm only stating facts.
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@snowcone Maybe? I don't know.
Friday, 14-Mar-14 05:35:50 UTC from web -
I take it back. John Cougar Mellencamp is embarassing
Sunday, 09-Mar-14 04:21:20 UTC from web -
John Cougar Mellencamp is my macho 80's spirit animal
Sunday, 09-Mar-14 02:17:00 UTC from web -
Going to see the Lego movie...
Sunday, 09-Mar-14 00:59:49 UTC from Mayonnaise-
@tiddleywinksjoefartmouth It's good.
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@snowcone I don't even know why I'm so miffed. I don't even watch the damn show.
Friday, 07-Mar-14 22:08:40 UTC from web-
You know what bothers me about BBC Sherlock? Apparently neither the fans NOR the writing staff have any idea what a sociopath actually is.
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@snowcone It takes literally fifteen seconds to google either term. How you gonna proclaim IN CANON NO LESS that a character is a diagnosed sociopath and then not actually make the character a sociopath?
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@snowcone I've only watched two episodes, admittedly. From what I HAVE watched, however, the character is a megalomaniacal high functioning savant rather than any form of sociopath.
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The fact that Paul Rudd got cast as Ant-Man and Alan Tudyk didn't makes me angry
Friday, 07-Mar-14 21:32:18 UTC from web -
These new cat macros are making me L.O.L. out loud!
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 20:09:59 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Legally Ostracize Libertarians Out Loud???
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@thatonestocking I'm R.O.T.F.L.M.B.O.!
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@thelastgherkin I've been drinking please don't say big things
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I hate all of you
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 20:11:22 UTC from web- Narwhal repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark but I was being serious
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@ceruleanspark In all seriousness, though, It would be neat if there were a better way to log, label, and continue conversations with others.
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@ceruleanspark get in line.
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I'm about 40oz(1.18L) of wine into my drinking and I'm not even buzzed.
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 19:06:21 UTC from web -
TOODLE PIP, BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, TOAD IN THE HOLE, UP YOUR BUM.
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 18:48:47 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Wizard Jesus
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@thatonestocking Super wizard Jesus
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@mastertdi Master Level Wizard Jesus
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It's only us responsible adults that wait until noon to start drinking.
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 18:15:26 UTC from web -
You will never know unsatisfying gameplay until you have to deal with a harp being your feedback from a hit in a third person action game.
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 00:25:34 UTC from web -
You know, if I hadn't wasted my real life time watching the papayasty Tron reboot, I wouldn't have any idea what is happening in this game.
Sunday, 02-Mar-14 15:51:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation They didn't even include the only good part of the movie. How sick would a Daft Punk cameo be in a Kingdom Hearts game? Extremely sick is the correct answer
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@thatonestocking I believe "so very sick" would also be acceptable.
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@scribus "Silly sick" would earn you half credit
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I've only just now realized that Sora is literally three feet tall.
Sunday, 02-Mar-14 15:22:07 UTC from web -
Well this has taken a turn for the depressingly existential.
Sunday, 02-Mar-14 15:16:47 UTC from web
