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  1. gets into cockpit
    So you are sure this is safe
    "Affirmative"
    There is what looks to be a gearbox on my left
    "Yeah ?"
    It has an old fashioned spanner in it
    "Your point ?"
    To my right is a box with a nuclear sticker on it, and also a sticker that reads 'do not open'
    "I know"
    You know it is open right ?
    "Affirmative, what is your point ?"
    Nothing I just wanted you to know that I feel the most safe I have ever felt in my life
    "You are an idiot, I am going to miss you"
    Wait, what was that last bit ?
    ".... N-nothing..."

    Friday, 16-Aug-19 21:10:32 UTC from web
  2. Aw. Today I got a gruesome reminder that mylittlefacewhen.com is dead.

    Friday, 16-Aug-19 15:31:56 UTC from web
  3. Ask a stupid question... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875075

    Wednesday, 14-Aug-19 19:43:37 UTC from web
  4. First law of my future country :

    "Defenestration is allowed when people get on your nerves. Such as guests overstaying their welcome"

    Second law :

    "Windows shall never be build further than 3 feet from the ground"

    Wednesday, 14-Aug-19 14:57:55 UTC from web
  5. Oh also legalize it lol

    Tuesday, 13-Aug-19 21:04:06 UTC from web
  6. Shower thought

    What if I started my own country and printed some money, got some oversea's investors and try to run it the best I can for a couple months. Then instead of printing more money ( and causing inflation ) I would do the opposite. Unprint money, so that the value of the money I would have goes up EXTREMELY fast. Then go to Amazon.com and buy myself a 1 million dollar gift card.

    Too bad that will never work. Amazon does not have 1 million dollar gift cards. I blame the Towel for ruining my plans yet again.

    I would also upload a picture of someone but I am sure we all know who or what he looks like

    No it is not Skarr from Evil Con Carne, I knew you would click this Adiwan !

    Tuesday, 13-Aug-19 19:39:54 UTC from web
  7. Like "Wake up and Drink" day

    Tuesday, 13-Aug-19 17:38:41 UTC from web
  8. Happy fifth annual Ban All Paedophiles Day! Get the kiwi out

    Tuesday, 13-Aug-19 07:58:02 UTC from web
  9. Well, that newest ElectroBoom video pretty much did everything I was planning to do on a later date when I felt better.

    I guess I am going to mix it up with just 1 Peltier device, a big heat sink, a small heat sink, a cheap cooling box from a cheap outlet ( Aldi ? Action ? Big Bazar ? ) a temperature triggered relay on an IC without documentation and ... then later figure out whether It functions better as Ice-Cube-box or Bread-Thaw-Box.

    Only forseeable challgenge : Find a way to cap out a wall adapter or power source so it never asks more than 1.2 Amps.

    Monday, 12-Aug-19 20:25:41 UTC from web
  10. Being sick at home having nothing to do ( except say hi to the proverbial angels and demons on your shoulder, if you have a vivid imagination ) allows for me to find the time to dig DEEP and remember stuff I burried and forgot somewhere.

    See here, a webcomic I loved some 13 years ago

    http://rainbowdash.net/url/875072

    Apparently it is STILL being updated like once per 2 days, wow.

    Monday, 12-Aug-19 18:55:39 UTC from web
  11. I'm gonna 3D print a cyclone filter and it'll take about 3 days and about 500g PETG plastic. Oh boy. I hope nothing fails during that time. That filter will be a pre-filter for my vacuum in order to get my CNC shavings there before it gets into my vacuum. I'll plan to cut mostly wood and acrylic which will most likely not damage anything but it'll be a safety guard. https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2829268

    Sunday, 11-Aug-19 11:59:46 UTC from web
  12. Stupid idea ( I am full of em )

    I watched http://rainbowdash.net/url/875063 ( and http://rainbowdash.net/url/875064 before that )

    What if I were to use a Wimshurst machine to effectively power these "zombie led lights" ?

    One step further, use a mini sterling engine powered by a tea-light to power the Wimshurst macine. Problem will be fine-tuning the rotational force.

    But I might make an assembly of fire-powered-light that way :D

    Monday, 12-Aug-19 10:43:17 UTC from web
  13. Well, here are 2 pictures of Jay Bauman side by side, one from 2012, the other from 2015.

    Not sure if that is a boss-transformation, or as one of my friends joked, the uptake of alcohol intake.

    Well, I know what horse I am going to bet on. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875061

    Sunday, 11-Aug-19 18:01:06 UTC from web
  14. No little Timmy, you must not laugh at that joke, it was made by [insert group of people] and they are [insert derogatory term]

    Little Timmy : "But that joke was actually funny"

    This is actually something I saw playing out while chilling in the park. Humans confuse the hell out of me sometimes.

    Sunday, 11-Aug-19 09:54:26 UTC from web
  15. not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway

    Saturday, 10-Aug-19 13:59:59 UTC from web
    • @tiff About 5 hours ago I did not know who he was. Right now I think I know more than the average person, stopping just short of starting to wear a tin-foil wapped Collander/strainer/big-ass-sifter.

      Do I think my life has been enriched in any way ? Not at all. Heck it might just be worse.

      I think he tried to play real-life as I play MineCraft. Thinking about 20 MooShrooms and a patch full of wheat. I am ignoring a whole lot, but it is hard to type something funny sometimes. Flashes a Creative Licence

      Saturday, 10-Aug-19 16:26:14 UTC in context
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    • @tiff Funniest would be every child rapist out there following his lead

      Saturday, 10-Aug-19 17:17:13 UTC in context
  16. This explains so much.

    Thanks a lot nature http://rainbowdash.net/url/875059

    Saturday, 10-Aug-19 11:24:16 UTC from web
  17. Soo. I am AbSoLuTeLy miserable right now. The doctor gave me some antibiotics like 3 days ago and I still have popped constantly ringing ears, a throat that looks and feels infected, constantly the desire to cough ( which is not doing me any good ), swallowing is a giant pain, and according to my friends I look and sound like a pirate with scurvey.

    Oh yeah, my voice is totally gone. I mean sometimes half a word comes out if I try to talk.

    If I might make a request. Send me some wholesome stuff. I kinda just watched every cute animal picture on the internet. So yeah, I need something new to do.

    Friday, 09-Aug-19 21:09:14 UTC from web
  18. The latest couple of Infinity Train episodes were super great! I am astounded by how good they were. The series as a whole gives me strong "Over The Garden Wall" vibes.

    Friday, 09-Aug-19 19:18:24 UTC from web
  19. Kids are awful, why do we keep making them?

    Thursday, 08-Aug-19 02:18:03 UTC from web
  20. It's like how the KKK is too disorganized to be classified a terrorist organization. Is there a German compound word for funny-sad?

    Wednesday, 07-Aug-19 20:55:10 UTC from web
  21. Mega package of digital pony comics https://www.humblebundle.com/books/my-little-pony-2019-books

    Wednesday, 07-Aug-19 18:21:53 UTC from web
  22. Animated series recommendation: Infinity Train.

    Wednesday, 07-Aug-19 16:20:05 UTC from web
  23. Soo. I just want to rant about 'objectivity' vs 'subjectivity'. They are not polar opposites, heck they might not even be opposites in some cases.

    The first is the belief that the facts support some claim, the second is the belief that your claim is backed up by feelings.

    Enter things like "Is Pluto a planet ?" "Is the Scorkl project a scam ?" "Does the FREE Electric work as advertised ?" "Does getting your lip pierced hurt ?" and then I ran out of non-politically-charged stupid questions.

    In order "Depends on if you are talking to a scientist or a space-enthusiast" "You would be crazy to expect that thing to work as advertised" "Yes but only if your house uses 10W10A in a day" and "depends on your personal pain threshold".

    If at any point someone goes "But my belief in objectivity/subjectivity is the only correct one because it is mine" then my eyes become like ping pong balls in a front loading washing machine.

    Feel free to add some other examples.

    Tuesday, 06-Aug-19 20:06:23 UTC from web
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    • @drinkingpony You mean like the eternal question of whether one is a hot s**t or a cold turd?

      Tuesday, 06-Aug-19 20:19:49 UTC in context
    • @scribus ... No ? Because I am pretty sure that everyone, even if they do not see eye to eye on the definition, that the situation is quite Potato Knishesty and thus undesirable.

      I was mostly talking bout some IRL thing just now. "Name a movie or series that despite having a Mary Sue were good" 'Ehmm, ohkay, Star Trek The Next Generation, mostly the episodes without Wesley' and then we got into a load of BS regarding how words can only mean what is in the dictionary because Wesley is not a woman. Then we fell down the rabbit hole of what it means to make a new word or where slang comes from, whether it is legitimized as soon as it is on UD or some form thereof. Which led to whose definition we use. Pluto was mentioned, drifted off into whether we should or should not use caution around the Cancer word and whether that would be objectively or subjectively a good thing.

      And at the end I hear the words "Well... I disagree with virtually everything you said, but I do not think you are insane" o_0

      Tuesday, 06-Aug-19 21:29:02 UTC in context
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  24. And the project supervisor wasn't that clear in his language.

    Monday, 05-Aug-19 15:45:09 UTC from web
  25. Option 1 : Do nothing

    Option 2 : Go check ALL of your luggage to see where the speakers went even though it is HOT as HELL and... .. . .. ... Who am I kidding we all know it is going to be option 2. I need my tunes.

    Monday, 05-Aug-19 18:24:36 UTC from web
  26. Things that might actually get off of the ground soon

    http://rainbowdash.net/url/874983

    I am well aware of the double entendre

    Sunday, 04-Aug-19 19:51:12 UTC from web
  27. I heard through the grapevines that there are a LOT of Twitter users that change their profiles to Germany, mainly or only because Nazi-ism is illegal over there.

    And I am like... "Alright... Why ?" I mean people obviously think that there is something to gain by doing so ( whatever it is ) but there is bound to be a crackdown on such behaviour sooner rather than later. For starters you can not expect to use Germany's 'filter' for free. I guess.

    Sunday, 04-Aug-19 18:48:34 UTC from web
  28. Voice, totally gone. Camp is getting to me. I must survive...

    But first, what in the name of black and sweet tasty goodness do you call these things ? http://rainbowdash.net/url/874975

    Friday, 02-Aug-19 09:30:15 UTC from web
  29. I'm gonna need someone to back me up in the great "Battle for Middle Earth 2 : Rise of the Witch King" versus "Battle for Middle Earth" debate.

    There is also the village idiot who thinks that the whole debate is stupid since you can install both games in German and revel in high quality voice acting.

    Tuesday, 30-Jul-19 23:36:13 UTC from web
  30. My friends keep telling me I should get help for my mental health but tbh i’m too scared to check Fox today to see if I still have healthcare or if a federal judge in Texas has decided I don’t need it

    Tuesday, 30-Jul-19 14:48:45 UTC from web