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My boyfriend gave me an apple. My boyfriend gave me a pear. My boyfriend gave me a kick in the bum and he pushed me down the stairs.
Thursday, 26-Sep-13 09:14:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Sounds a little bit less than perfect, hun...
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Well that only took like an hour
Thursday, 26-Sep-13 08:37:43 UTC from web -
IT'S OVER http://31.media.tumblr.com/59ee4e7c247aa7b39f41bf45dcb3c824/tumblr_mtpuhiRnvL1r8se0eo1_400.jpg
Thursday, 26-Sep-13 07:24:02 UTC from web -
Why does shaving my legs have to be so annoying
Thursday, 26-Sep-13 07:19:58 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Use the lasers
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@flamingpandaomg Seriously considering it! I wish I had the money.
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to fadeout credits Transcripts pl Transkrypty Dzie Serc i Podk w ru.
Thursday, 26-Sep-13 07:00:02 UTC from Ponyville- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:55:31 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Yeah, I'm sure.
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I want you to know that even though you're a horse, you fill something inside me that I never realised was missing.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:43:59 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:27:31 UTC from web
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I am now seriously a legally ordained priest: http://i.imgur.com/eJuejPo.jpg I can conduct marriages, take confession, do funerals, baptize people. The works.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 21:51:37 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@ceruleanspark Can you marry yourself to fictional blue unicorns?
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@purplephish20 Rule number one of being a minister is that you can't officiate your own wedding. http://www.themonastery.org/catalog/faq.php
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@thelastgherkin A guy married himself to his girlfriend at the end of Guest House Paridiso. If Adrian Edmondson and Rick Mayal say it can happen, then I choose to believe that.
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To be fair though, apparently if you have a home invader and your house is really cluttered, it acts as a great deterrent. Whoever tried to rob us on Monday was put off by all the random crap we have lying around.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 20:38:54 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Suuuuuck...
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@scribus Most important thing missing is a gold sovereign worth £200-300.
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@thelastgherkin Most important thing missing is fairness in our world!
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I did not put those in my bag
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 20:13:13 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin We could make this happen.
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@anarchycarcino You know Christopher Walken?
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@thelastgherkin Yes.
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Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 20:38:29 UTC from web
- orungano and Griffin like this.
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@beatstrings I'm quite good at fighting, therefore theyh will defenatelly loose:)
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@petrothebrony Oh, very glad to hear! Be safe now. :)
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@beatstrings I will:)
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Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 19:33:59 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark Beware of #hunger
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@weedlordhitler What are the symptoms of #gallbladder
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Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 18:15:26 UTC from web -
Looks like someone at Vevo messed up with the title there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ac04hUr4WM
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 17:54:42 UTC from web -
Just so you know, I'm not actually going to tell you the answer.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 17:20:20 UTC from web -
You'll never guess what I'm wearing.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 17:11:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Shigeru Miyamoto
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@thatonechickensandwich How exactly would I be wearing Shigeru Miyamoto?
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@thelastgherkin Ritual skinning.
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Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 16:24:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin should i worry that you looked for that?
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@thelastgherkin More like a c*** book huh
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@mushi I for one wonder where one is supposed to get enough quantities of the ingredients.
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The missing teen, dressed as some type of giant moron, was last seen wandering into the woods, repeating "AaAaAaAa'm the make-money magnate!"
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 15:33:01 UTC from web -
Oh, well if it isn't Gentleman Strong Bad waiting for the Good Posture Trolley! A-ding-ding, everyone!
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 15:32:00 UTC from web -
Got fruit salad for breakfast instead of chicken sandwich. Much regret.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 15:13:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I don't know if I want your pickle on my chicken sandwich.
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@thatonechickensandwich Zealot.
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@thatonechickensandwich I'm an acquired taste.
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"What's up with that trench coat, Bubs?" "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!" "Yeah, right. You ain't got no nudity under there! Open 'er up!"
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 14:50:00 UTC from web -
...at least if you work in retail, I guess
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 14:48:08 UTC from web-
@treesy We started selling Christmas cards on the last day of August.
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It's that time again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 12:31:53 UTC from web -
Why is there cropped Totally Spies! porn in the google image results for Cookie Clicker
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 11:53:42 UTC from web -
You guys were right, this Cookie Clicker thing is fun http://umbrella-isle.com/cookie/
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 11:50:34 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Make the cursor poke the cookie a couple times and then start clicking and catch the cookies that fall, but avoid the coloured ones
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@critialcloudkicker oh that was just a name abbreviation cc as in cloud kicker
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@thelastgherkin hmm kewl
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http://media.tumblr.com/eb0bf1602cb794f4188d94769c1794c5/tumblr_inline_mjtl6lYCVg1qz4rgp.jpg Someone posted @thelastgherkin's yearbook photo to the internet
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 11:16:27 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Either that or his will-be husband
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@redenchilada I did say that I wanted to be a giraffe when I grew up. I'm now 5'6", which is basically the same height as an average baby giraffe.
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@ceruleanspark and i cant do that where i am right now
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Music's got me feeling so sweet.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:42:17 UTC from web -
And in the space of two dashes I ruined my own childhood
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 09:54:01 UTC from web -
Hello ociffer. I have something for you to investigate in my bedroom~
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 09:27:19 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark It's like the stateroom scene from A Night at the Opera only erotic
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@thelastgherkin So lewd
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