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Francis Sparkle's showing Caramel some of his rad wrestling moves. http://ur1.ca/euc28
Wednesday, 31-Jul-13 21:12:05 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@thelastgherkin ..... Dat Caramel~
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@purplephish20 I'd say he continues to be the best birthday present, but the following year Adam got me giraffes, so.
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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweet potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:05:10 UTC from web -
Monday, 29-Jul-13 22:16:58 UTC from web
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@darkw00d "the fandom is the best part. It's why i get to wear rainbow shirts and date girls at the same time" Quote you. Exploitation. Shirts and girls should not be a bonus for being straight and supporting whoever's rights.
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@redenchilada Wait, this was a issue?... Seriously?
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This talk of anime... I should really watch more Madoka Magica, @ceruleanspark I had to stop after the third episode because I wont lie... the ending of episode 3 caused me to trigger, and I just had to disappear away for the night as a result
Monday, 29-Jul-13 22:06:40 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 It uh..gets worse from there so... uh. Be warned.
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@ceruleanspark @scoot Oh jeez... I had to stop reading Fallout equestria for the exact same reason :c
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You thought I wouldn't do this? http://ur1.ca/eko1d
Monday, 08-Jul-13 21:35:28 UTC from web- Gherkin ☑️, scoot and - and 3 others like this.
- Gherkin ☑️, - and Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) and 3 others repeated this.
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@vampirequeen OK *hugs*
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@vampirequeen (◠‿◠✿)
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Gherkin wants me to write a story called "So if I say stop you'll keep going?" about Caramel and Braeburn.
- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), - and Pony like this.
- Gherkin ☑️, - and Cerulean Spark repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark THIS IS NOT A TRUE THING
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@thatonepony It's about the importance of proper dental care.
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@ceruleansparkold 10/10 would read
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Oh man are we SGDQ network again? Time to boot up the PS3 and do things
Monday, 29-Jul-13 21:47:09 UTC from web-
@redenchilada It's alright, but I really do want to go play video games and I needed an excuse not to idle on RDN all day like usual
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@scoot Not idling on RDN is NOT what I don't pay you for.
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@ceruleanspark I've been on RDN for almost 12 hours today.
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Nevar forget http://ur1.ca/esx7e
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:25:18 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 how old is that excactly, cause I have the feel it wasn't that long agi
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@chaosmagic NO idea....
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@purplephish20 too bad, I think it was this year toigh
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>Open RDN >I just missed @woona >MFW http://ur1.ca/etdux
Monday, 29-Jul-13 21:48:08 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 Skype me sometime soon :)
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I think that's enough internet for today
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:36:02 UTC from web- Pony likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Take me with you.
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@thelastgherkin yeah????
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@vt3c is it strange that i somewhat understood you
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That awkward moment when you redash the wrong post
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:37:38 UTC from web -
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:21:36 UTC from web
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@vt3c *huguuuuuuuuuuuuu*
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@flamingpandaomg mmmm i sure do love my barrels *loud lick* you got any barrels i can rub my socks on and then put the socks on a hat with mmmmmm barrels~~
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Never forget #WTFchinesewriting http://ur1.ca/esx4d
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:16:11 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 Oh. I subconsciously ignore Applejack. XD
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@nerthos Well, we're not banned there, somehow
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@ceruleansquawk Maybe the Chinese leader has an account here
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@mushi I still love this picture.... partly because I'm in it #NotsureifNSFW but #NSFW tag http://ur1.ca/esx37
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:11:45 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 haha thank you! xD
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There sure are a lot of Sonic OCs in sexual scenarios out there, said the guy who draws handsome stallions sometimes
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:06:44 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I'm not a rabbit creamer I'm a rabbit creamers son, I'm only creaming rabbits 'til the rabbit creamer comes
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I've never enjoyed typing "Jack the Hedeghog" into Google images, for the same reason I've never enjoyed typing "Cream the Rabbit" into Google images - they both sound like instructions.
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:04:13 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer, orungano and rising superstar autumn and 2 others like this.
- Ross (FlamingPandaOMG), Scribus, Matt and orungano repeated this.
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@thelastgherkin Saying Cream the rabbit with that profile pic REALLY makes you look like some kind of messed up baker
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@purplephish20 I'm a master baker.
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@thelastgherkin damnit Gherkin. XD
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This train has no brakes
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:02:37 UTC from web -
The ride never ends
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 22:02:14 UTC from web -
It was also hot
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 21:58:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I bet it was... :/
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And this is just RDN, God forbid any of you see what I used to do over at Hatena. I'm glad that place closed.
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 21:51:43 UTC from web-
@nerthos Fat, gay and orange? I take offensive to one of those.
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@nerthos Still my name and it doesn't look like a 4 y/o did it.
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@thelastgherkin Orange?
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Imagine if the CMCs made their own Mary Sues
Saturday, 29-Dec-12 22:54:40 UTC from web-
@madflavors Also she is a ninja.
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@thelastgherkin and an astronaut/ mcdonalds cashier
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@thelastgherkin and can do magic because she drank from a special magic pool in the forest and living in the forest all her life taught her to care for animals and throw awesome parties and to sew..?
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Got it. This should be a thing again http://fav.me/d4aeoaw
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 21:47:44 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I need no context
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@purplephish20 We were watching Doctor Who.
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Oh yeah, thats how it works
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 21:51:50 UTC from web -
Somebody cut me please. http://rainbowdash.net/notice/1308790
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 21:43:02 UTC from web-
@bowandlyre I already stopped
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All this nostalgia... I wonder....
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My god... I actually started this little fad, I feel important
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 21:40:52 UTC from web -
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 21:32:28 UTC from web-
@mushi >9gag http://ur1.ca/eswrl
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@purplephish20 did you even see the link?
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Where is everypony? Why are there only a hooffull of people online?
Wednesday, 07-Mar-12 17:30:31 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@supercammy Minecraft #Brohoof
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@lovetolerateandsquee How many would a hoofful be? Let's define a handful first. Is it how much of something you can fit in a hand, in one scoop? Or is it five precisely, since that's a hand full of fingers? By either of these definitions, a hoofful would either be not a lot, since you can't scoop up much, or only one.
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@thelastgherkin There's no specific numerical value to a "handful", therefore there is no numerical value to a "hoofful". It's just an expression.
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Sunday, 28-Jul-13 21:36:44 UTC from web
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@fortecadenza it's time to stop
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If the time ever does come where I manage to get a girlfriend, after how long is it the appropriate time to tell her I like ponies?
Sunday, 09-Oct-11 22:08:40 UTC from web-
@mastertdi, you using commas.
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@thelastgherkin I'm framing this post.
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@thelastgherkin I genuinely don't know why I did that.
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