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* google an obscure topic
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@moonman I hate it when that happens. Moreover so when I am having a particular problem with some hardware and the support email tells me he founds something through google which happens to be my post about it on Reddit or something. Yes that happened 5 times in my life now.
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>FrankerZpost on gnu social about obscure topic
>rushed journalist publishes article on obscure topic sourcing your grapeposts
>wikipedia updates obscure topic with your mangoposts
>tfw
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Just had a face to face with a client. I was told up front that he speaks Spanish and there just aren't any Spanish speakers available in my unit. So I see him, I dial up the translation service, get it on speaker phone, start the back and forth, and he asks me (in clear English) "Is that for me or you?" But when a mother Fluffle Puffer speaks Lithuanian or something I can't even get a heads up. LE OVERWROUGHT SIGH
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@scribus Just another day at the office it seems. Let us both celebrate that it is Friday
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Like there's this gentrified neighborhood around here, a real SoDoSoPa type place, and all of the restaurants there have just the coolest drink machines filled with literally every single flavor of every single Coca-Cola product there is, and I feel so spoiled by them.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 21:50:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Taco Bell and Pepsiman can both destroy my asshole anytime
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@critialcloudkicker Sounds like you're suffering from a stroke
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@tiffany Nah they cut out that part back in 2016.
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When the dick's away, the traps aren't gay
Friday, 27-Jan-17 21:19:52 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@critialcloudkicker If you won't, I might. :p
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@scribus On a t-shirt ? really ? You have balls of steel. Pun intended
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@critialcloudkicker I did not say I would wear it (I would)
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quality discourse on this side of the federation today lads
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@critialcloudkicker Well one could define gayness as a circle
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@nerthos Ohh, wow that would explain soo much. Electricity is a wave, maybe Mike Pence is actually onto something then
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@critialcloudkicker You see, it is funny because Mike Pence is an asshole, and ... Wait do I need to finish this ?
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You know who loved bunkers because they were their safe space? Hitler.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:41:35 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker No one burns a pile of bras without truckloads of angst behind it. Those things are expensive.
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@nerthos Oh, please, it is not like there are many witless people who suddenly burned all their bras. I mean I am sure there were but... Would you burn your favourite pair of jeans or just the ones that do not fit well anymore. The latter I am sure because you have a brain.
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@critialcloudkicker Uuuh... syphilis' effect on the brain? that'd be my guess
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Tbh the only reason trump supporters like Russia is because Obama and Clinton didn't. If Hillary came out and was like "dude Russia is so cool" DJT would be like "MAN papaya RUSSIA THOSE GUYS ARE ASSHOLES I'M GONNA NUKE THE grape OUT OF THEM".
Friday, 27-Jan-17 21:04:07 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation 1: I really do not think the Dow Jones Transportation index would be pro-nuke anything
2 : I really do not think there are much voters out there whom think more than the DJT would
3 : Oh yes because saying you like someone is SOOOO much better than wanting a no fly zone just to FLUFF your percieved enemy /s
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Liking traps isn't gay if what you like in them is their feminine looks.
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@delores That's pretty much the definition of gay right there
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@netkitteh and your argument ends with the idea it's gay to find the same chromosome pair and hormones attractive
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@delores huh yeah that sounds pretty okay with me.
I mean, as long as you accept that being a male means having a certain set of chrosomes, having testosterone as ones primary hormone, and having a kiwi. Also that being gay is when a male is attracted to a male....
I would assert that Neither of these definitions should be based on relative or subjective cultural phenomena, which means that your definition of gay which probably boils down to being or being attracted to skinny aerobic upper middle class teenagers with undercuts is total cherry.
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And before you try and tell me that at a 0% approval rating I would likely be assassinated; if I'm running for president that means my will to live is gone already.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:32:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Oh, if you want a 0% approval rating FAST you can just price-hike some vital toxoplasmosis infection treating drug and buy THAT wu-tang-clan album.
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OMG IS THAT A JOJO REFFERENCE?!? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856369
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:34:50 UTC from web-
@mushi I don't see it ? :o
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I mean, I probably would do the same thing. I would love to be the first ever elected president to have a 0% approval rating.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:31:22 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Wouldn't it be a lot easier to create a YouTube video and hijack the mouse of some So So Def Recordings marketing executive so it will 'accidentally' click on it ?
Yes I am talking about Justin Bieber
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Today I learned that unless specifically mentioned Reddit and Satire go together about as well as salt-water and and electrolysis machine
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:31:39 UTC from web -
Yesterday I have been called a misogynist for quoting postal 2, specifically I said "I'm an equal opportunity lunatic" as I shot my way out trouble in GTA5. That made me sad. However today I am happy again as I saw that very same co-worker attempt to parallel park :+. Is this what poetic justice feels like ?
Friday, 27-Jan-17 13:30:01 UTC from web -
Tom Cruise is the Zodiac Killer
Friday, 27-Jan-17 12:37:22 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I thought he was a scientologist ?
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@critialcloudkicker No that's Tom Jones
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Wait, who takes Ted Talks seriously anymore, like, at all ?
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:16:45 UTC from web -
[profianity] [more profianity] and [mini profianity] ... Seriously Nintendo, You are going to charge 60 dollars for Skyrim on the Nintendo Switch ? What is wrong with you ?
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 21:59:29 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Probably Bethesda's call, really. But I can't understand why anyone would pay full price for Skyrim in this day and age.
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Did TLC invent the term "scrubs" or did it pre-exist?
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 09:13:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The word "schrobben" was probably first coined by Dutch seamen, probably privateers or straight up pirates, and originally "het dek schrobben" > "scrub the deck" got applied to clothing you kinda have to scrub a lot since it gets dirty. And then when hospitals became a thing it started to carry over to the clothing we now know as scrubs. After the dawn of the internet it started to replace the word "greenhorn" and after Zach Braff made his show the word "greenhorn" was nearly completely phased out.
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@thelastgherkin I don't know what other word one would use to refer to a man who can't get no love from me beforehand.
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Soo... what is DAPL? @Tiffany mentioned it but apparently it is a pipeline that would go through Dakota. Does this differ from the Keystone Pipeline ? ( I am rather bad at American geography at that. )
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 00:09:41 UTC from web-
@scribus And this is the moment I question whether we are talking about the USA still, or have moved on to Qatar.
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@critialcloudkicker Why not both?
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@scribus Because that would be boring ? Quick, someone get Boomstick and Wiz to do a Deathbattle of Donald Trump vs Tamim Bin Hamad Al Thani
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The thing about climate change is: even if it is fake, why would you actively fight against it? Worst case scenario is the planet is more sustainable
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 23:43:21 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker the term "libtard" is just a diminutive buzzword - people use it in place of actual constructive discourse in order to get some sort of carnal approval from people who bask in, like you said, echo chamber rhetoric
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@tiffany Why would you call yourself a diminutive buzzword ?
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@critialcloudkicker I wouldn't, I use it facetiously sometimes to demonstrate how dumb it is
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can somebody please tell Cartoon Network that it's not actually two broadcast seasons if they were produced as one season and the airdate of the season finale only precedes the next season's premiere by a day
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 22:45:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just because I think you are right, you think you are right, and possibly everyone reading this thinks you are right does sadly not translate into the creator and/or developer agreeing with you at all
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I may have taken too much Xanax. Zzzzz....... -_-
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@scribus Xanax ? ... the candy right ?
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Ohno @thelastgherkin has a new avatar //again// . It is like being slapped in the face by the little voice inside of me that screams "I do not like change !"
... Actually I am rather bored and my imagination is hyperstimulated because of itWednesday, 25-Jan-17 11:06:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin It looks more like a Pinkie Pie slipper to me
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@critialcloudkicker It's an itty bitty http://pny.lv/1aihz
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@thelastgherkin I think I want one
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Today I learned that the cell phone exploded in Law Abiding Citizen. I always thought that the protagonist/antagonist hid a gun somewhere aimed at where the judge would be when she answered her phone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjbRnmJrWIQ
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 20:20:22 UTC from web -
Trump still uses his unsecured Android phone. Somebody tell Hillary to email him why that's bad.
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@scribus I'll just log into her mailserver and do it myself.
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@ceruleanspark Sounds good.
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@scribus I'd love for the EPA or USDA to hack their way into the phone and simply tweet themselves more funded than the NSA or something.
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I PLAY YU-GI-OH! DUEL LINKS E-VE-RY DAY
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 16:00:56 UTC from web-
@tiffany And now I have to murder the monstrosity that now lives in my head with approx 10 hours of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I
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Charming fellow. http://pny.lv/1aidu
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 10:37:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin At least we agree that Applejack is not boring
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"The Nintendo Switch ( NX ) is agressively mediocre" ... Not sure who said that, but it's my number 1 favourite quote about the thing now
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 15:48:15 UTC from web -
Yay. Windows 10 update at my workplace. I'm sitting for 30 minutes and it reached 12%.
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 10:26:21 UTC from web-
@adiwan *quick google search* ... Ohh the forced update into anniversary 10 from fall 10... *shrug* I'll be singing it out in windows 7 untill it stops functioning then
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@critialcloudkicker I was given a PC with Windows 10. I had no choice in that matter.
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@adiwan Don't look a gifted hose in the mouth, or however that proverb goes.
However I do not want Microsoft to screw me out of my current OS now that I finally have everything working. Let's just say I have some extremely legacy hardware. And I really doubt Windows 10 will play very nice with COM & LPT port verification dongles.
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How do you explain Tim Allen?
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 10:33:42 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin When 2 Dick's love eachother very much
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One of my Star Warsy friends discovered the internet it seems for this was just passed to me. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856291
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 10:33:30 UTC from web
