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  1. Yesterday I have been called a misogynist for quoting postal 2, specifically I said "I'm an equal opportunity lunatic" as I shot my way out trouble in GTA5. That made me sad. However today I am happy again as I saw that very same co-worker attempt to parallel park :+. Is this what poetic justice feels like ?

    Friday, 27-Jan-17 13:30:01 UTC from web
    • Tom Cruise is the Zodiac Killer

      Friday, 27-Jan-17 12:37:22 UTC from web
    • meditating while drunk isn't very effective FYI. although it certainly makes the back pain more tolerable

      Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:13:47 UTC from web
    • i dont buy beer or smoke drugs because i am a GOOD and PRODUCTIVE CITIZEN

      Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:20:30 UTC from web
    • Wait, who takes Ted Talks seriously anymore, like, at all ?

      Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:16:45 UTC from web
      • [profianity] [more profianity] and [mini profianity] ... Seriously Nintendo, You are going to charge 60 dollars for Skyrim on the Nintendo Switch ? What is wrong with you ?

        Thursday, 26-Jan-17 21:59:29 UTC from web
      • Did TLC invent the term "scrubs" or did it pre-exist?

        Thursday, 26-Jan-17 09:13:47 UTC from web
        • @thelastgherkin The word "schrobben" was probably first coined by Dutch seamen, probably privateers or straight up pirates, and originally "het dek schrobben" > "scrub the deck" got applied to clothing you kinda have to scrub a lot since it gets dirty. And then when hospitals became a thing it started to carry over to the clothing we now know as scrubs. After the dawn of the internet it started to replace the word "greenhorn" and after Zach Braff made his show the word "greenhorn" was nearly completely phased out.

          And I just realized my brainfart has nothing to do with TLC...

          Thursday, 26-Jan-17 09:27:48 UTC in context
        • @thelastgherkin I don't know what other word one would use to refer to a man who can't get no love from me beforehand.

          Thursday, 26-Jan-17 11:09:19 UTC in context
      • Soo... what is DAPL? @Tiffany mentioned it but apparently it is a pipeline that would go through Dakota. Does this differ from the Keystone Pipeline ? ( I am rather bad at American geography at that. )

        Thursday, 26-Jan-17 00:09:41 UTC from web
      • The thing about climate change is: even if it is fake, why would you actively fight against it? Worst case scenario is the planet is more sustainable

        Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 23:43:21 UTC from web
      • can somebody please tell Cartoon Network that it's not actually two broadcast seasons if they were produced as one season and the airdate of the season finale only precedes the next season's premiere by a day

        Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 22:45:52 UTC from web
      • I may have taken too much Xanax. Zzzzz....... -_-

        Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 22:40:56 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      • Ohno @thelastgherkin has a new avatar //again// . It is like being slapped in the face by the little voice inside of me that screams "I do not like change !"

        ... Actually I am rather bored and my imagination is hyperstimulated because of it

        Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 11:06:33 UTC from web
      • Today I learned that the cell phone exploded in Law Abiding Citizen. I always thought that the protagonist/antagonist hid a gun somewhere aimed at where the judge would be when she answered her phone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjbRnmJrWIQ

        Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 20:20:22 UTC from web
        • Trump still uses his unsecured Android phone. Somebody tell Hillary to email him why that's bad.

          Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 18:23:29 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        • I PLAY YU-GI-OH! DUEL LINKS E-VE-RY DAY

          Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 16:00:56 UTC from web
        • Charming fellow. http://pny.lv/1aidu

          Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 10:37:08 UTC from web
        • THINK ABOUT....THE V A L U E... AND THE U S A G E... OF A C O M P U T E R... WITH A HARD DRIVE... WITH 3 0 0 M E G A B Y T E S OF CAPACITY

          Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 23:33:10 UTC from web
        • For the most part I don't care for certain bands due to overexposure. For sure Beatles and LedZeppelin are on that list, Beatles a little less so as for awhile they were out of the set musica I listened to.

          Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 22:11:44 UTC from web
        • WAIT NEVERMIND MR BRIGHTSIDE IS BY THE KILLERS OOPS

          Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:49:59 UTC from web
        • lmao Train are doing a Led Zep album?

          Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:41:00 UTC from web
        • it has inspired such revulsion in mme

          Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:41:42 UTC from web
          • this is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVVVcuP94RY

            Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:35:17 UTC from web
            • "how do you explain Tim Allen?"

              Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:32:33 UTC from web
              • the wonderwall ones are always the best

                Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:18:42 UTC from web
              • IT'S BEEN

                Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 20:36:44 UTC from web
                • "The Nintendo Switch ( NX ) is agressively mediocre" ... Not sure who said that, but it's my number 1 favourite quote about the thing now

                  Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 15:48:15 UTC from web
                  • Yay. Windows 10 update at my workplace. I'm sitting for 30 minutes and it reached 12%.

                    Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 10:26:21 UTC from web
                  • How do you explain Tim Allen?

                    Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 10:33:42 UTC from web
                  • One of my Star Warsy friends discovered the internet it seems for this was just passed to me. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856291

                    Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 10:33:30 UTC from web
                    • We have arrived at the time where those plastic figurines from Nintendo ( amiiboys ? ) are now officially less expensive than WiiU games. Sadly I am trying to figure out what WiiU game to buy for the RecRoom

                      Monday, 23-Jan-17 19:57:32 UTC from web