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  1. I'd like to slap the beard off of Ted Cruz and feed it to him, but that's not very on-topic for the site, so I just hope he gets kicked in the head by a horse (:

    Wednesday, 25-May-22 01:32:48 UTC from web
  2. OMG PowerShell scripts have the worst syntax

    Tuesday, 24-May-22 13:29:28 UTC from web
  3. I genuinely believe we need a constitutional amendment securing the innate human right to kick the everloving goddamnit out of people who make -- or kowtow to implement -- moronic ass-backwards software design choices. Why in any god's holiest of names would the Keyboard Settings be ANYWHERE OTHER THAN SETTINGS > KEYBOARD??? The HELL I gotta go under papayaing "Time" for this you god damned useless batcaves!!? Who decided this, and have I missed out on the opportunity to skin the dumbass alive and roll them in rock salt?

    Friday, 20-May-22 21:15:20 UTC from web
  4. talking kiwi on a Disney movie gets you ratio’d harder than saying something racist

    Saturday, 14-May-22 00:40:37 UTC from web
  5. I'm new here! I'm very excited :)

    Thursday, 12-May-22 21:16:14 UTC from web
  6. My store was fully stocked on baby formula until the news started saying we were running out of baby formula. Now we’re running out of baby formula because people think we’re running out of baby formula and they’re coming in to buy as much as they can. Completely manufactured panic.

    Thursday, 12-May-22 14:35:21 UTC from web
  7. Avatar is the least-exciting hyped movie I can remember. Everybody praises the 3D viewing experience but I think the use of 3D is only so good because all other 3D movies did it wrong in a way or another. Story-wise it's a dud in my opinion. The plot is as transparent as the main protagonist is flat and uninteresting.

    Tuesday, 10-May-22 04:44:44 UTC from web
  8. That’s what I remember

    Monday, 09-May-22 16:56:08 UTC from web
  9. Really think Adam Sandler shoulda been the next Doctor. Doctor Jew.

    Sunday, 08-May-22 16:30:04 UTC from web
  10. @zeldatra Were you looking for some kind of lost Sims 2 thing? https://simworld.neocities.org/frontpage.html

    Saturday, 07-May-22 00:40:26 UTC from web
  11. I am very comfortable with this "web 1.0" movement, I think

    Saturday, 07-May-22 00:41:00 UTC from web
  12. i go to watch Sonic 2 and when i get back i learn I've missed a prominent Republican Congressman getting his gay sex tape leaked, then him claiming that the gay sex in the gay sex tape was simply a prank and there was nothing gay or sexual about it.

    Thursday, 05-May-22 00:42:28 UTC from web
  13. Really very strange that in England you’re required to take your pants off while security points and laughs at the grocery store. I get enough of that from American women.

    Friday, 22-Apr-22 20:32:01 UTC from web
  14. my second full day in England was spent asleep because I caught something on the plane. to whomever did that: you are a dick

    Friday, 15-Apr-22 16:54:35 UTC from web
  15. Who is paying to keep this site running and more importantly who is paying for that person’s mental healthcare

    Thursday, 14-Apr-22 19:49:32 UTC from web
  16. New PowerPoint just dropped https://youtu.be/J_tstG691CQ

    Saturday, 09-Apr-22 22:35:01 UTC from web
  17. You got any ideas why Ostatus wount let me remote sub on baraag? Also does it allow me to see posts or just a easy follow button? @ceruleanspark

    Wednesday, 06-Apr-22 07:04:09 UTC from web
    • Much rejoicing for the demo bein live @tonyyotes

      Wednesday, 06-Apr-22 07:01:42 UTC from web
      • @vernandex i literally need everything xD.

        I accidentally ended up on a course on it and it is my first contact with coding and i'm screwed xD

        Tuesday, 05-Apr-22 15:36:31 UTC from web
      • @vernandex "Who is the two-bit," since you have demonstrated your inability to read, is turning YOUR insult against Matt back on you, when YOU stepped up and purported to know not only the ages of every user on this site, active or otherwise, but the age of the original enquirer back to their own face. I believe it is a form of irony, but nobody can agree on that one so /shrug

        Saturday, 02-Apr-22 04:36:56 UTC from web
      • Got today my first scammer on my company phone. They spoofed a local phone number (probably a SIP gate) and called probably from India, as the caller had an Indian accent and spoke English. They said they were from Microsoft and my computer had a "problem". I didn't hesitate very long and hung up. It'd be funny to waste their time but it's also my time too that would have been wasted.

        Friday, 01-Apr-22 12:14:25 UTC from web
      • @vernandex sorry, we're talking about rats now???

        Friday, 01-Apr-22 03:30:48 UTC from web
      • Just like Lindsay Graham is TOTALLY straight and TOTALLY doesn’t take cock like a champ.

        Thursday, 31-Mar-22 22:01:50 UTC from web
      • Microchips in the vaccines Morty

        Thursday, 31-Mar-22 15:58:59 UTC from web
      • @vernandex I always wonder why the party who asks "Why do you care?" cares, y'know? This door swings both ways, as the Hermits say.

        Thursday, 31-Mar-22 16:40:52 UTC from web
      • @vernandex Good luck to you and to the con

        Wednesday, 30-Mar-22 22:29:21 UTC from web
        • if I was Chris Rock I literally would have died tonight cos I’d have kept making jokes about Will’s wife after that punch

          Monday, 28-Mar-22 03:38:41 UTC from web
        • Are there bars in airports? I’m flying to England in a couple of weeks and I just realized my return trip has a four hour layover in Lisbon. The Potato Knishes am I gonna do in Portugal for four hours?

          Sunday, 27-Mar-22 15:06:44 UTC from web
        • The stylistic influence that Edd Gould’s animation had on my work is obvious. Although I’ve tried, in recent years, to downplay it, I think it’s impossible to really deny just how influential Eddsworld was to me. I wonder a lot if what I’m doing meets the standard that his work sets. Am I using that influence to carry on his legacy? Or am I doing him a disservice, like robbing his grave and stripping him of what made him so highly regarded in an attempt to further my own career? Am I a representative of the generation he inspired, a piece of the future, or am I merely a phony, a copycat who clings to the past? These thoughts go through my head a lot. I still wish he’d been around to see it. His death inspired me to take animation seriously as an art form, but the truth is that I’d trade that all away, because I don’t think my presence in this game comes anywhere close to making up for what was lost ten years ago.

          Friday, 25-Mar-22 22:01:39 UTC from web
          • @zeldatra I mean, like, EVERY puppet* is a Henson-style hand-and-rod all-but Muppet these days, you know? Influence is just one of those things. Some algorithm online keeps telling me I write almost exactly like Stephen King, and I barely read any of his work! I uh... don't know if I got a POINT to that tangent, but. . . .

            Friday, 25-Mar-22 23:45:34 UTC in context
        • OK wow. When I was 16 I slipped on a brick wall, fell, and tore a hole in my left shin. I have a distinct scar for as long as I have my leg beneath the knee. Today, my Dad slipped while cleaning the pool. Tearing up his left shin. Back in the 90s, he patched me up and rushed me to urgent care. Today, I was able to repay him in an oddly specific repeat O___O

          Saturday, 19-Mar-22 22:34:43 UTC from web