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  1. "I'm an engineer who invented a highly fuel efficient engine that's gonna cut all fuel emissions by like 90% and save millions of dollars and provide energy worldwide. Therefore I'm qualified to make important financial and economical decisions for our country."

    Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:57:23 UTC from web
  2. Let's just illegalize humanity.

    Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:53:06 UTC from web
    • OH BOY GUYS QUANTUM PHYSICS SURE IS STUPID WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO WASTE THEIR TIME STUDYING THAT

      Monday, 25-Aug-14 05:07:10 UTC from web
    • that Chainsmokers isn't even catchy or good

      Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:36:15 UTC from web
    • All jokes are fine, you can just turn off the tv or not go to the movie you don't like.

      Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:31:52 UTC from web
    • Period stove. Thanks, autocorrect.

      Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:31:55 UTC from web
    • @Ceruleanspark is secretly taunting me

      Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:16:16 UTC from web
    • You know what I think, alt-right dudes and dudettes? You're too CHICKEN to boycott everything. I am CALLING YOU OUT.

      Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:22:40 UTC from web
    • Listen I'm just saying that if you feel like a film that is an allegory for fighting Nazis personally attacks you, you should probably seriously rethink what you're getting offended by. I'm not saying you're a nazi, because you probably aren't, I'm just saying you probably are focusing on the wrong thing right now.

      Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:13:23 UTC from web
    • Adam and Eve, and Steve.

      Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:13:02 UTC from web
      • Studies show a large correlation between grammatical syntax and homophobia.

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:10:46 UTC from web
      • is bepis still censored

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:03:12 UTC from web
      • Dunkin Donuts donuts were really disappointing but the first Coke in their fridge had Tiffany on it so they get a thumbs up from me

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:41:41 UTC from web
      • I should do that thing where I can whitelist specific youtube channels instead of turning it off manually but i'd have to revert back to regular adblock

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:44:06 UTC from web
      • I eat at Dunkin Donuts at least once a week but I never eat donuts

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:36:58 UTC from web
      • also why does YouTube fade out/in halfway through every video over 10 minutes

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:03:53 UTC from web
      • what's with this new body shaming meme going around facebook

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 13:53:55 UTC from web
      • Why does Sportacus have a villain mustache?

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 13:01:13 UTC from web
      • http://pny.lv/160db Official proof that this meme has gone too far

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 12:56:20 UTC from web
        • Also I was wishing I was dead thirty minutes before I was born

          Friday, 09-Dec-16 12:40:41 UTC from web
          • if that doesn't make you wish you were dead then you're a stronger man than me

            Friday, 09-Dec-16 12:37:38 UTC from web
          • ...so, uh, the season finale of South Park left the Member Berries storyline completely unresolved. I guess it's gonna continue into next season.

            Thursday, 08-Dec-16 03:32:40 UTC from web
          • high quality ripoffs

            Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 16:07:57 UTC from web
          • Undercharted

            Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:47:00 UTC from web
          • God hates Zennxs

            Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:24:09 UTC from web
            • monsutaa kaado! likes this.
            • monsutaa kaado! repeated this.
            • @actualrudolph some do, Metis and I have always been thick as thieves with a severe learning handicap, on the other hand Apollo hates my guts, Tot dislikes me but he doesn't like anyone so idc, Zeus and Loki are kinda appleed at me kuz I tried to hitch them together, think about it... One is known for having sex with animals, the other is known for turning into an animal and having sex with people... Turns out they already had a bit of a back story, and it didn't end well... So I kinda made a little social faux-pas

              Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:34:31 UTC in context
          • Everyone I know has far surpassed me in terms of humor over the last year.

            Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 14:04:32 UTC from web
            • N̛͠E̶͞T͏̵͢͢

              Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 13:12:58 UTC from web
            • RDN makes Santa cry.

              Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 08:27:17 UTC from web
              • We Are Number One is objectively a banger

                Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 22:37:57 UTC from web
              • Why did Lazy Town become so popular in the last day or so anyway?

                Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 22:18:56 UTC from web