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"I'm an engineer who invented a highly fuel efficient engine that's gonna cut all fuel emissions by like 90% and save millions of dollars and provide energy worldwide. Therefore I'm qualified to make important financial and economical decisions for our country."
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:57:23 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Ben?
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@actualrudolph I'm fine with it if I get to live in a castle like cave.
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Let's just illegalize humanity.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:53:06 UTC from web -
OH BOY GUYS QUANTUM PHYSICS SURE IS STUPID WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO WASTE THEIR TIME STUDYING THAT
Monday, 25-Aug-14 05:07:10 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal sound like best onion
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@joe He's almost got as many layers as Shrek
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@northernnarwhal noin possible
Narwhal likes this.
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that Chainsmokers isn't even catchy or good
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:36:15 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph does he like them
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@tiffany I think so?
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@actualrudolph what a Terrible Opinion
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All jokes are fine, you can just turn off the tv or not go to the movie you don't like.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:31:52 UTC from web-
@nerthos If someone lives in a country where they have a right to protest, and a cause worth protesting over, you can hardly begrudge them going out and doing it.
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@ceruleanspark As long as they aren't being paid $15 an hour to protest, yeah.
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@nerthos If they want to risk getting teargassed, or in the case of the US, straight up shot in the face for $15 an hour, that's their choice.
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Period stove. Thanks, autocorrect.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:31:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation appleing disgusting
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@Ceruleanspark is secretly taunting me
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:16:16 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark ... you didn't do that?
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@actualrudolph No I totally did, I just find it amusing that nothing else has been deleted since.
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@ceruleanspark Oh okay.
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You know what I think, alt-right dudes and dudettes? You're too CHICKEN to boycott everything. I am CALLING YOU OUT.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:22:40 UTC from web -
Listen I'm just saying that if you feel like a film that is an allegory for fighting Nazis personally attacks you, you should probably seriously rethink what you're getting offended by. I'm not saying you're a nazi, because you probably aren't, I'm just saying you probably are focusing on the wrong thing right now.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:13:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation How dare you assume I'm not a Nazi
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@mrmattimation Nazis have been oppressed for too long, it's our civic duty to fight for their rights as a minority.
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Adam and Eve, and Steve.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:13:02 UTC from web -
Studies show a large correlation between grammatical syntax and homophobia.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:10:46 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph It's Adam and Eve not Adam, and Steve
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@tiffany Why can't we have Adam, Eve, and Steve?
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@actualrudolph Adam gets jealous because his girlfriend is only spending half of her time with him, so it's Eve 'n' Steven
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is bepis still censored
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:03:12 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph I disagree
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@tiffany You're banned
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@actualrudolph mango
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Dunkin Donuts donuts were really disappointing but the first Coke in their fridge had Tiffany on it so they get a thumbs up from me
Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:41:41 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph This was two years ago, also now that I think about it it's weird that they sold Coke because North Carolina was almost entirely a Pepsi state, what with Pepsi being invented in New Bern and all. Now that I've typed all of this out I hope this wasn't a cocaine joke because you're better than that
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@tiffany No it was a "Tiffany really grapeing loves Pepsi" joke
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@actualrudolph I do really batcaveing love Pepsi
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I should do that thing where I can whitelist specific youtube channels instead of turning it off manually but i'd have to revert back to regular adblock
Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:44:06 UTC from web-
@tiffany My Adblock is just off on most sites. I only use it for sites like WatchCartoonOnline where they really probably shouldn't be getting revenue.
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@mrmattimation I don't use sites like that because it's super illegal, but if I hypothetically did use that website in particular I'd still have to block some of their ads manually because that website is hypothetically a pain in the ass
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@mrmattimation Go to jail
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I eat at Dunkin Donuts at least once a week but I never eat donuts
Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:36:58 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation What do they even serve there other than donuts? I've never been.
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@actualrudolph Sandwiches. Specifically, I'm eating a turkey, bacon, and cheddar sandwich. It's p good
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@mrmattimation I genuinely had no idea.
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also why does YouTube fade out/in halfway through every video over 10 minutes
Friday, 09-Dec-16 14:03:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin oh yeah, that might be it
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@tiffany Then you're skipping what ought to be a mid-video advert break.
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@thelastgherkin I can't believe YouTube is guilt tripping me into doing the right thing like this
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what's with this new body shaming meme going around facebook
Friday, 09-Dec-16 13:53:55 UTC from web-
@tiffany I don't acknowledge Facebook memes
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@actualrudolph I miss the Minions
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Why does Sportacus have a villain mustache?
Friday, 09-Dec-16 13:01:13 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Makes him more streamlined
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@tiffany It was pretty aggressive of them to defy moustache stereotypes
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@actualrudolph there are no hairier types of stereotypes
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http://pny.lv/160db Official proof that this meme has gone too far
Friday, 09-Dec-16 12:56:20 UTC from web -
Also I was wishing I was dead thirty minutes before I was born
Friday, 09-Dec-16 12:40:41 UTC from web -
if that doesn't make you wish you were dead then you're a stronger man than me
Friday, 09-Dec-16 12:37:38 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph I've been wishing I was dead for like 12 hours now so suck on that
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@tiffany Joke's on you, this morning was like 14 hours ago for me
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@actualrudolph foiled again
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...so, uh, the season finale of South Park left the Member Berries storyline completely unresolved. I guess it's gonna continue into next season.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 03:32:40 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation dude, spoilers
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@zennx Mr. Garrison apples Lenart Bedragger to death and the PC fraternity from Season 19 reappears. Also Kenny dies for the first time since Season 17 and Big Gay Al is killed off to make room for Garrison in Mr. Slave's life.
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@mrmattimation OI STOP WITH THE SPOILIN ALREADY
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high quality ripoffs
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 16:07:57 UTC from web-
@tiffany The RDN dream
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Undercharted
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:47:00 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Just like how Uncharted 4 was a "quality" game
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@actualrudolph he's a ripoff of Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly
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@zennx A quality ripoff.
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God hates Zennxs
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:24:09 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! likes this.
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@actualrudolph some do, Metis and I have always been thick as thieves with a severe learning handicap, on the other hand Apollo hates my guts, Tot dislikes me but he doesn't like anyone so idc, Zeus and Loki are kinda appleed at me kuz I tried to hitch them together, think about it... One is known for having sex with animals, the other is known for turning into an animal and having sex with people... Turns out they already had a bit of a back story, and it didn't end well... So I kinda made a little social faux-pas
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Everyone I know has far surpassed me in terms of humor over the last year.
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 14:04:32 UTC from web -
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Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 13:12:58 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@yodelerty You poor soul.
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@actualrudolph You don't have to tell me twice
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@yodelerty I feel ya homie
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RDN makes Santa cry.
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 08:27:17 UTC from web -
We Are Number One is objectively a banger
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 22:37:57 UTC from web-
@tiffany I can't deny that, but the meme is bizarre as apple.
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@actualrudolph Yeah it's funny at times but largely I regret everything
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Why did Lazy Town become so popular in the last day or so anyway?
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 22:18:56 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph I've actually been liking the year so far. Loads of interesting stuff to talk about and actual world change for once.
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@actualrudolph Because you can't post a fresh meme here, that would break the curve
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@actualrudolph Oh, yeah, RDN is pretty indecipherable.
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