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Mitch Hedberg: The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'll say, "Just press two for a while, when I answer, you'll know that you've pressed two enough."
Thursday, 16-Feb-17 09:17:09 UTC from web -
Cowboy life hack: keep saying "buffalo" until you form a sentence
Thursday, 16-Feb-17 09:15:06 UTC from web -
You don't wanna see my hand, where my hand be at?
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 19:16:32 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You don't wanna see my bees
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Whenever I feel sad and someone asks me what's wrong and I don't want to deal with their line of questioning, I just sniff and pretend like I'm coming down with something
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 18:48:53 UTC from web-
@tiffany Shocking revelations from "No Sniff Tiff"
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@thelastgherkin this is the worst day I've had in the past 24 hours
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We noticed you're using an Ad Blocker. Fandom-powered wikia is powered by fans, for search engine optimisation oops I mean for fans
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 18:23:52 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Who is Jerry Mander
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 10:15:06 UTC from web -
RT @rekastnered a honest Luminescent Serum is that it leaves you with less Luminescent Serum.
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 09:06:07 UTC from web -
I'm not perfect, but at least I don't roleplay in youtube comments sections
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 21:09:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin i like seeing people with names like "Vegeta" say things like "death to all the cherryrs and jews"
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@mrmattimation To be fair Vegeta was a xenophobe
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Meatspin
one week since you looked at meTuesday, 14-Feb-17 20:15:12 UTC from web -
I left the deviantart Pinkieism group, and now they're letting in Nazi ponies
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 20:12:35 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You were their moral compass
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I got Valentines from every lunchlady except one
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 20:01:43 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No, chris hemsworth caught the attention of all the gay dudes, while AFAIK being straight. You caught the attention of all the straight ladies while being gay.
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@nerthos I get that a lot, on account of the handsomeness
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@thelastgherkin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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My cinema offers "Fifty Shades Darker" in English but NOT Lego Batman. INJUSTICE!
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 19:55:26 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer repeated this.
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@adiwan For some reason it is not unexpected that Germany is into Fifty Shades Darker
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@thelastgherkin I would laugh about it but it's too infuriating to react otherwise.
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@adiwan ;_;7
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Just watched the Justice League Action episode "Play Date". Toyman traps the League in a Street Fighter type game. It's as incredible as it sounds.
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 19:13:52 UTC from web -
Roses are red, violets are blue, he's the first member of the DK Crew
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 16:47:02 UTC from web -
I destroyed my leg on a bollard
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 16:13:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I'm surprised you could even fit on one
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Happy socially-acceptable kinky sex day
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 06:40:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Ugh, don't remind me.
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@thelastgherkin please clarify: is this a day where all sexual kinks are acceptable, or is a day celebrating only the socially acceptable ones?
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@zennx Yep
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Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 07:04:55 UTC from web
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Song Facts: Continuity errors: Was Not Was: Walk the Dinosaur (1988): Miami Vice did not exist forty million years ago
Monday, 13-Feb-17 20:52:02 UTC from web -
It's weird how Cee Lo Green sounds exactly like Gnarls Barkley
Monday, 13-Feb-17 18:31:45 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's weirder that phil Collins sounds exactly like peter Gabriel.
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No mowah dinasowahs
Monday, 13-Feb-17 17:18:18 UTC from web -
Fifty Shades Darkness, No Parents
Monday, 13-Feb-17 16:55:31 UTC from web -
Good morning.
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And girls have no patience for fixing software.
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@thelastgherkin What take a hat off to me?
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@rupe I can delete your accounts.
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@thelastgherkin After all the palava, oh well, maybe you might well do, i just might come back again later on.
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*notices u driving around town with the bulge I love* forget uwu
Monday, 13-Feb-17 15:53:24 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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@thelastgherkin cursed post
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@tiffany and forget uwu toowo
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whom'st've
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 21:52:05 UTC from web-
@awl I'd've thought it was obviously correct
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@thelastgherkin murder me
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@thelastgherkin y'ain't wrong there
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Yesterday I was talking IRL of how it's important to recognize the shortcomings of each own's (is that the proper way to say it? never had to say this in english) genetics rather than disregard them for the sake of "anti racism", and I'm pretty sure mine are low tolerance to sun exposition, high temperatures, and the fact that I consume about two or three times the food an average person does when eating normally (and I consume that energy, otherwise I'd be really fat)
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 21:43:42 UTC from web-
@maiyannah Yeah, normal stores don't carry that stuff as it's not something that sells. Probably we'd need to order it straight from the manufacturer.
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@maiyannah Let me know what you find.
I think the idea of making clothes that'd become transluscent when not in contact with light would be hilarious. I'd sell it as "sexy" since the less light, the more it shows, going near transparent without any, but ironically nothing would ever be seen through it due to darkness. -
@nerthos Im genuinely curious to see how hard this is to get. Maybe I'll poke around on Ali Baba and Banggood
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Why do they call it the Pentagon?
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 20:54:53 UTC from web -
Is there a finer name than Marcia Gay Harden?
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 19:04:24 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@adiwan Yeah I recognised the titles immediately from my DVD shelf
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@thelastgherkin "hardcore"
Pshhh, doesn't even have mindbreaking drugs
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@zennx Are the mindbreaking drugs in the pornography or in you?
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The glass is always half empty. You say "Who drank half my glass?" not "Who filled up half my glass with nothing"
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 16:16:28 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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All of a sudden, I have become painfully aware of my existence as a door.
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 09:55:27 UTC from web
