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trump's been in office for a month and he's already back to holding campaign rallies
Saturday, 18-Feb-17 17:15:51 UTC from web-
@rarity Bread and circus
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@mrmattimation It's actually "Keep America great"
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@ceruleanspark I will sue him for kiwiing trademark infringement
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watching this Bill Maher interview with Milo and his "mean words don't hurt people" argument is stupid
Saturday, 18-Feb-17 13:17:21 UTC from web-
@tiffany If he thinks mean words don't hurt people why is he so into harassing people on twitter?
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@ceruleanspark Because there's no better way to call out snowflakes than by being an attention seeking contrarian with no actual valuable input
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"Oh no are you triggered, snowflake?" cries a group of people characterised by their tendency to dissolve into hysterics when someone implies that being a white male doesn't make you special.
Saturday, 18-Feb-17 12:56:55 UTC from web -
Childish Gambino cover of "Africa" incoming????
Saturday, 18-Feb-17 12:12:31 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation More like... extant for seven years http://pny.lv/1cu85
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@thelastgherkin I make a 4 stars
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Friday, 10-Feb-17 23:12:00 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark w-white genocide!!
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@tiffany Cultural Marxism
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who's been drawing dicks
Friday, 10-Feb-17 21:38:40 UTC from web -
I still have the photo on my phone of me in a mask and it gives me a semi every time I see it
Friday, 10-Feb-17 19:07:46 UTC from web -
after waking up, tris and the other initiates went to training grounds with targets in the room, Eric commanded everyone to hit the target with knifes and he had a very bad mood since his team lost in capture the flag, everyone succeeds after a few tries except Al so Eric decides to punish him by telling him to get his knife while everyone is still shooting he refuses so Eric told him to stand in front of the target while four throws his knifes so he could learn not to flinch but tris intervenes and takes Al's place, Four tries to goad her up but she takes the challenge with determination and at the final knife throw four nicks tris's ear, Eric then calls it a day.
Friday, 10-Feb-17 03:25:30 UTC from web-
@shadowboltmoon A lot of commas where one could use semicolons or full-stops I think.
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@shadowboltmoon the plural of knifes is knives
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@tiffany "Just go back to saying "Nyeeh""
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CG, Crystal Gems.
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 21:48:45 UTC from web -
So now that I have internet-free time, I'm telling myself to learn C and make a Turbografx 16 homebrew game. !coderponies !vgp #thisprobablywontwork
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 20:54:51 UTC from web -
“Choo choo! Now pulling into Reality Station! Get a grip, Timmy. Santa isn’t real, multiple puppies working in tandem are physically capable of operating an AK-47, and train conductor is a made-up bullgrape job.”
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 08:21:39 UTC from web -
controversial opinion: racism is bad
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 22:57:26 UTC from web-
@tiffany Me Potato Knishesing your mom once is a tragedy, a million times a statistic
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@ceruleanspark And yet when I do it once it's a crime
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@tiffany well, she is a war crime
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more like xeno- Potato Knishes
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 22:45:47 UTC from web-
@tiffany As the current president of the US once said "It's not tyranny if they're all dead"
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@ceruleanspark alt-living
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@tiffany It's not murder, it's alternative-living.
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I suppose it's xenocide really.
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 22:45:39 UTC from web -
So I've reached the finale of XCOM 2: Electric Boogaloo. Ready to commit some delicious genocide.
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 22:45:11 UTC from web -
The thing that bugs me about this "Knuckles is dead" thing is that his birthday is 2/2/94, the release of Sonic & Knuckles, and as such he's been 16 for the past seven years
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:54:25 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Cleanse yourself
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@thelastgherkin The new porcupine on the Knuckles with the Knuckles
Out the Knuckles with the rugged Knuckles
Cuck, cuck, it's Cuckles, the knuckle thrower
Independent Knuckles, magical Knuckles holder
Give you the Knuckles shoulderawlxaĺan likes this.
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Instead name them after fictional characters who die, just to be obtuse about it. Pyrrha Nikos is my squads sniper.
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:35:43 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark "Democracy"
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@tiffany "Knuckles"
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Rule One of XCOM: Don't name your soldiers after friends and loved ones, because they will die horribly
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:29:23 UTC from web -
That's XCOM baby
Monday, 06-Feb-17 22:54:45 UTC from web -
@mastertdi is a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck
Friday, 03-Feb-17 09:52:23 UTC from web -
I pray that tonight I won't have the recurring dream where the giant woman from Monsters vs. Aliens steps on me
Thursday, 02-Feb-17 21:39:10 UTC from web -
Someone photoshop a safe with a star texture so I can post it every time someone says "Safe Space"
Thursday, 02-Feb-17 16:17:18 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Wouldn't that be a space safe
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@thelastgherkin don't censor him
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A cuck walked up to a message board and said to the man running the board: "Got any safe spaces?"
Thursday, 02-Feb-17 07:47:31 UTC from web- Scribus repeated this.
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Man, Kool-Aid sales this year must be through the roof
Sunday, 29-Jan-17 04:11:44 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph well, you know, before it gets banned as well
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@actualrudolph Skip the Kool Aid, give me the electric.
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why are they constantly re-drug testing olympic athletes' urine? literally who cares
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 22:20:01 UTC from web-
@tiffany just have top end athletics literally be mutants, I bet their profits would go through the roof
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@ceruleanspark I still have no idea who actually won last year
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300 Megabytes
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 21:28:57 UTC from web-
@tiffany Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet, just a man and his tiger
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@ceruleanspark meow meow meow
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@tiffany Just a man, just a tiger man.
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Trump still uses his unsecured Android phone. Somebody tell Hillary to email him why that's bad.
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@scribus I'll just log into her mailserver and do it myself.
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@ceruleanspark Sounds good.
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@scribus I'd love for the EPA or USDA to hack their way into the phone and simply tweet themselves more funded than the NSA or something.
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Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 04:19:55 UTC from web -
I've done it. At last we can all rest https://i.imgur.com/swryAK8.jpg
Sunday, 22-Jan-17 23:23:32 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark what is it?
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