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http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web -
If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web -
Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.
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by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No.
They won't add backwards-compatibility BECAUSE they want to effectively block you. -
@takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.
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@takeFrankerZakenji Hahahahah
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Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web -
Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we've also had the entire gamut of contemptible types of individuals
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Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web -
Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
i'm wearing shorts boys
Wednesday, 12-Apr-17 12:29:27 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph you come onto my network
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@tiffany And on this, the day of your daughter's wedding.
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@actualrudolph that's today? cherry
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Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web -
Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark can this be our new name
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My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work
Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@ceruleanspark I respect that
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
"It's 4 am, why on earth are you cooking your house?"
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 11:51:04 UTC from web -
More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web-
@awl And I'll continue to do so, as long as anyone cares about it.
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I can't see dick underwater
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@tiffany2 Wow whoever set up this bot really captured your interests
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@ceruleanspark I'm honestly kind of stunned by its veracity
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@ceruleanspark That's what I like that Babylon Zoo literally just work together and they still have that power
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Nightcore Tim Buckley
Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you hear about visual novels
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And then Matt
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:43:11 UTC from web -
Let's ban Mart
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:43:04 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph batcaveIN MART
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That's my favorite post of 2017
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:41:19 UTC from web -
Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children, or why Chinese parents have Chinese children?
Friday, 31-Mar-17 12:33:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I find it awfully coincidental that my parents had me, their own son
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@thelastgherkin Or why furry parents had a son named MetalTao? :P
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It's all Matt's fault
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:38:58 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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Hatred and malevolence!
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:29:59 UTC from web -
we're literally the friendliest guys to those cucks
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:24:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation no we are cruel and malevolent
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But the federation is not enough. We will be the most hated, most despised, the cruelest instance in all the world. Even if it takes nine seasons.
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:15:05 UTC from web -
We did it boys
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:10:15 UTC from web -
@fl0wn @chr Er, I'm curious how problematic content is coming from RainbowDashNetwork, since A: they're bronies and pretty harmless but more importantly, B: Mastodon doesn't federate with older StatusNet, and they be the oldest StatusNet still out there.
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@cyberpotato it's probably because we exemplify more baby-killing liberalism than the most of you alt-right sewage lumps
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@awl It's your own fault, I told you apples the making sandwiches out of babies would bite you in the ass sooner or later.
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Federation of Many Colours
Friday, 07-Apr-17 20:56:49 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph would Many Colours Fast be biting in to the current name too much, you think?
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@awl It reminds me of Colours Fast Network and I love it
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@actualrudolph !nnrdnn Many Colours Fast has a vote if it goes to this.
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