Timeline for lifeinthemilitary list by lcplazureblaze, page 4
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@mrmattimation you understand how reincarnation works right? Same principles apply.
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When you think of it, every time you crush a pinecone or acorn under your feet you're actually crushing an unborn baby tree's head and basically forcing the tree to get an abortion. #treesdonthaveachoiceandneithershouldyou #prolife2016
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@nerthos auto correct.
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They asked for my name at a Taco Bell so I told them it was Hugh Mingus. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/851104
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So I live in the barracks (USMC) and they still have that plumbing that makes the shower really hot when you flush the toilet. In addition to that we have vents in the bathroom which allow us to hear each other almost perfectly in the head. So sometimes when I hear the person in the room adjacent to me I like to go into the head and flush the toilet repeatedly until the guy on the other side finds out what's up and yells at me. This just backfired on me as they just pulled the same crap on me.
Friday, 09-Sep-16 22:40:30 UTC from web -
@mushi Because "money" you idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W0WsdLobq8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA Don't let your memes be dreams.
Friday, 09-Sep-16 20:43:29 UTC from web -
@mushi Mother of god.
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@mushi Your haiku skills need a little work. Remember: 5/7/5.
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@rarity I guess that makes him just a gorilla...
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In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool
When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper got scared, heard a gunshot just before I stopped breathing air -
@thelastgherkin Com on and slam, and welcome to the Jam!
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So I wanted to play a prank on one of my best friends by sending him candy nipple tassels and a candy g strap in the mail but I didn't know what his address was so I asked my other friends to ask him for me. So I sent the stuff to the address they gave me. A while later I asked him if he got anything in the mail. Turns out he gave my friends a phoney address so I looked up that address on Google maps and to my horror... It was a Mennonite church and on top of that it was addressed to his nickname we gave him which was "Dan Bear." I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell.
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Like I said. The media only posts the shootings that aren't stopped by the second amendment and that's why people think gun control is a problem. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/847887
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You know it's bad when you start to sleep work and not just walk...
Tuesday, 21-Jun-16 23:55:09 UTC from web -
The amount of Cavs memes coming out because they finally "broke the curse" is making me realize that in today's society you're nobody if you're not a dank memer... I blame the twelve year olds because if you look at their content they contain stuff about going to high school and going grocery shopping with their mothers. Example of this below... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/847545
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@awl They say in the Crops you're either going to get tatted up or start smoking and I think both are happening to me.
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@awl That's exactly why I can't afford this. 1: I don't get paid enough. 2: I have to keep up physical conditioning.
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@nerthos Okay, now I know why they are addicting. It's starting to kick in. Holy crap I must resist the urge to smoke...
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@awl Well people also tell me they get buzzed from it but I felt unchanged other than it relieved some of my stress. I just feel like it affects some people more than others.
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@nerthos I don't think bad parenting has anything to do with addictions. People kinda just develop them on their own. Things like nicotine just help the process. I mean I'm 19 I'm making my own decisions now and if I want to smoke, I go to the store and buy some cigarettes. If I want to do it again, I go to the store and get more. (Just as and example I have no intention of starting) I haven't smoked a single time in my life and if I get addicted now I can't go back and blame it on my parents for raising me wrong because I am my own man. Sure it could be a reason but is getting yourself into something you knowingly shouldn't really their fault? If they are old enough to know how to use a lighter they are old enough to know what smoking does to you.
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@nerthos Yeah I don't know how people get addicted to them. I guess they just didn't stop and it became a bad habbit
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@nerthos Time I got to sleep: 0100 Time I get up: 0545 Time napping: 0hr 0min 0sec Coffee? no Drugs? no Alchohal? no Cigs? Actually had my first one ever today cuz I was too stressed out and I heard it relaxes you... It worked. Still not an active smoker tho.
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Me: *Cleaning ruler with paper towel*
Master Gunnery Sgt: Stop cleaning that. It looks weird.
Me: *Turns around and continues cleaning it looking like I'm jerking off*
Master Gunnery Sgt: Didn't I tell you to stop cleaning that?
Me: Yes, Master Gunnery Sgt.
Master Gunnery Sgt: So, what would you do if I shoved that thing up your ass?
Me: I'd have to clean it again Master Gunnery Sgt.Wednesday, 15-Jun-16 20:31:57 UTC from web -
@mushi That's literally Exodia only not forbidden and summoned with three cards, not five.
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Why can't they make HOTpockets WARMpockets? I just want to enjoy a snack not sear the inside of my mouth.
Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 21:05:25 UTC from web -
@critialcloudkicker also you're talking to the guy who snorted pre-workout. I have no concern for my health. My insurance is free anyways.
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@m14brony it's either freedom of the press vs right to bear arms or the government vs the right to bear arms. Either way the right to bear arms is in a bad position because the other side is acting like a whiney feminist. Rip gun owners.
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@critialcloudkicker it a hard life being in the militarh. Especially an organization that hasn't changed theirheight and weight standards since Vietnam. I've gone 36 hours without eating before off choice alone.
